If you wanted to watch porn, there's 800 billion websites out there (1 in 3 internet sites are registered as porn sites). As gamers, we couldn't possibly be fulfilling the stereotype that we're all undersexed horny hormone fueled males who can't go 5 minutes without seeing a pair of tits, and to prove that point, this article won't hit the top of the popularity heat list on N4G right?
Oh wait....
Yeah, that's the way it works when everything good is made in North America. When Sweden makes a game and manufactures it there, you'll pay less and perhaps get your own bonuses. I live in Canada and we'll still be getting Bioshock 1. But really, just buy the game from North America on ebay or something if you really want it since PS3 is region free.
You don't just "learn to cut back" on space usage, it depends on how your game is structured, how many assets you're using, how it's all stored, which parts are compressed, so it looks like they're using uncompressed rather than compressed textures for better resolution (in case you haven't guessed, the screenshots in game all look substantially better than GTA4), plus cutscenes and dialogue take a massive amount of space, especially uncompressed.
Right, a game in which hasn't been released yet. Keep trolling while the rest of us enjoy the best shooter of the year.
Talk about playing it safe right? As if Call of Duty and Uncharted sold a lot because of the one brooding guy on the front holding a gun... lol what are we 5 years old?
I know right, plus he's a creative type so he hates being pigeonholed into anything, just like John Heder hated being thought of as nothing but Napolean Dynamite.
Or maybe you could just quit your whining and buy a PS3, they're dirt cheap now. Consoles are so incredibly cheap, you can all stop wishing and pining for some exclusive to get ported to your console, just go pay a few bucks for the cheapest console, there's got to be at least 2 or 3 games worth playing on it that aren't on your console, whichever one you have.
This is likely fake, as the game is 4 years old and no one cares anymore. It would cost way too much money, scenes where the PS3 and Dual Shock controller are mentioned would require a whole reshooting of scenes, new dialogue which means you have to fly the voice actors back out, you likely wouldn't recoup your costs. Kojima is way too busy with the next MGS which will be coming out on 360 and PC alongside PS3 anyway, so really there is no team that would be able to do the port that would...
Meh... does anyone really care what the bought-and-paid-for people at Spike really think? Every year they just give the award to the game that sells the best, usually anything published by Bethesda, so you can probably bet Dishonoured will be getting some love, and perhaps Halo 4 and Call of Duty. Really, if Journey wins a single award on Spike TV I'll eat my socks.
I played the Beta, it was ok, very arcadey and non-skill required, very difficult to keep track of your character, especially if someone else picks the same one. If this game gets featured alongside Tekken and Street Fighter 4 in gaming leagues with gamers playing for money I'll eat my socks.
It isn't that she can't swim, dishonest headline, it's that there is no water level or need for Lara to swim. It isn't like there's going to be water in places, and just like in GTA Vice City you'll die whenever you're up to your waste in water lol
People typically hate water levels anyway, so I don't blame them for not putting one in.
Are you kidding? He had no credibility before either, he's a BSing PR guy.
Halo 4 is at 3.8 million total copies, the PS3 version of Blops 2 outsold it because Halo is for 12 year olds - or at least people who are mentally 12 years old.
Blops also has 12 year olds but it doesn't make up as big a proportion as Halo. You can read the stats.
Plus, there's some serious competition with other big market games like Assassins Creed 3 which sold a hefty 3.5 million copies, twice what Revelations sold.
Here's what kills you when you sit too long:
Deep Vein Frombosis. People who have to sit on long plane rides are educated about it, where you need to stand up and walk around every few hours else blood will pool on your calves when you're sitting. Once the blood pools enough a blood vessel bursts, and a tiny flake goes through your circulatory system to your heart or brain, killing you. Similar to a stroke, it's important to know about if you plan on sitting more than a fe...
Holy crap, a 10 from eurogamer? I've never seen that since GTA 4, amazing! Looks like those few extra months were well spent to make sure the game was perfect! Way to go Ubisoft!
Brand Fatigue? Check the sales and get back to me.
In case you or anyone else hasn't already gotten this stupid joke, this is a parody article where everything is supposed to be nonsense because - that's the joke.
It's like how Republicans feel about Ronald Regan and their US Constitution - totally infallible in any way, delivered to us as a gift from heaven. Just keep that in mind as you're reading it and you'll laugh harder.
lol I've played Ass Creed and Blops on the Vita and they are perfectly deserving of their shoddy scores. Enjoy paying 30-50 bucks for games you can get on an iphone for 1-5 bucks or on your PC for free.
Yeah, there are tons of books written about the past that turned out to be not true due to later discoveries, while other things like videogames have an even larger tendency to play with reality to ensure the game is fun, and the story is entertaining. Why? Because it's entertainment.
If you want the real truth, what are you playing a game for? lol Yeah guess what, in World War 2 every other war, there was no one man army going around slaughtering thousands of soldiers with no pr...
Once again, we see people waiving around their politically correct wands for pretentious shallow reasons like trying to get attention. This is no different than the toddler who won't stop showing his penis. Now put that away kotaku.