Torch

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Lotsa room on the Happy-Wagon.

Hop aboard, buddy!

(We'll let you honk the horn frantically until your shiny new PS3 comes in.)

6913d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

Hee-hee!...a very precise and funny analogy.

6913d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

You again.

Quick...where's the bug spray???

6913d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

...Your unsubstatiated ignoramus comments?...

...THE GAYEST OF 'EM ALL!!!!

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do you guys mean those three-inch long, Star-Trek like doo-hickies that hang off someone's ear?

I'm willing to wear one of those as long as out of the public's eye, in the privacy of my own home (you know, like my discreet pair of fishnet sto...uh, nevermind). Otherwise, I can't help but feel ridiculous wearing one of those "look-at-me", secret-service-wanna-be devices while picking my vegetables at the local grocery store.

If those aren't the ones, co...

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Wow.

Tough crowd.

I thank my lucky stars you're not my dad; I don't think my body'll be able to handle all the beatings for repeatedly bringing home all those pitiful A-minuses.

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is supposed to a great, highly addictive little puzzle game.

Is Lumines Plus the same as those released for the PSP? (I recall X-Play's review citing that Lumines 2 for PSP is nothing more that the first Lumines, but with music videos playing in the background.)

Sounds great. Maybe I'll pick up a copy!!!

...uh, on second thought, maybe not. ;-)

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...with a gamepad and a little buzzin'??? A gamepad ain't gonna "push" when being pushed; a gamepad ain't ever gonna "smash" when hitting a rock, either.

Just tingle a little. T'is all.

Perhaps the best ways for one to simulate the true realism of a car crash in a video game, would be to pay someone to smash their face in with a baseball bat in synchronization with the crashes.

Then yup, that'd be a close to as real as you can...

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Agreed.

Or for those hardcore aficionados looking to emulate the PS2's rumble as precisely as possible:

An electric razor.

Seriously, you guys can actually wholeheartely claim with a straight face that you even vaguely notice that miniscule buzz-buzz that everyone's ranting about once you're all hot into a game?

Oh, come now, gentlemen!

IMO:
A little insignificant tickling of the fingers = Oh-so Last-Generation ...

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I hope this is the answer you seek.

Should you require any more synthetic ego-boosting comments, please feel free to ask. Please kindly specify the topic you for which you require flattery (i.e, looks, intelligence, popularity, penis size, etc.)

I'm always willing to help out a desperate fellow in dire need.

6914d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

The monster you speak of, deepbrown, is Loco Roco.

Wife gave it to me for Christmas...so much singing...so much happiness & joy. You try to put it down...try...to...forget it.

But you can't.

Had to keep playing at all costs, until finished...

The music...oh God, the music!...Shhh...what's that???...Can...can you hear it???

Drat you, deepbrown, scarcely more than a week of completing the therapy and shock treatment...

6914d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

This is a thread ever-so-specific to PS3 owners, or prospective owners.

Considering your comments, which are akin to those of a spoiled toddler in wet diapers, it is blatantly obvious that you neither own the fabulous machine that is the PS3, nor are you (and I use the term loosely) “interested” in it.

Then why, would you even want to come here and spoil the love, when such a niche topic can have absolutely no benefit whatsoever to you???

Hmm...Per...

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"Rubber duckie, you're my friend..."

Ernie, Sesame Street
Circa mid-1980's

6914d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

Heh, I was just itching to point out the very same thing, but I figured I'd let someone else take the jab.

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Huh?

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What's it for, to actually chat with other PS3 owners?

Hmmm, if so, then it'll be a good replacement for Skype, for those of us who have family abroad...uh, as long as both correspondents have a PS3.

There's so much under the hood of the PS3 (with it's vast array of menus and sub-menus), it's hard to know everything it's able to do.

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<slaps forehead and shakes head at all this mindless and pointless speculation and bashing.>

Ah, I'm gonna go play me some Virtua Fighter now.

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Oh, for shame, Sony!...They may as well pack it all in and cry uncle.

Why, if the PlayStation were a GOOD console, they should've sold 100-million - actually more like a billion - at minimum, during the three months they've been at market. You must be right, as it's obvious that no one is interested.

And it's interesting how you reinforce the comments pertaining to how they've "been sitting on store shelves", yet completely ignore comments from others...

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indicative that they're not selling? Do people actually expect all of the CN$700 machines to magically vanish the moment they enter the retail outlet??? You're not buy a pack of gum, you know.

I'm not sure about your area, but here in the Greater Toronto Area, it's still rare to see a PS3 sitting at the big box electronic shops. And when there is stock, it's usually just one, with empty space surrounding it to spare for more. As with the Wii (which is still even harder to c...

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about games being fully dependent upon consoles. To be honest, I completely overlooked the vast versatility of the PC in that sense. So you're definitely right about that.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but my impression was that Subsistence was the bastard child of the Metal Gear series; not up to par with it's sibling titles (I never actually played the game...strictly based upon the comments been seeing floating around the net.)

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