Oh boy.

Neckbear

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CRank: 9Score: 87220

"Oh no, HHY ISNT DIS GAEM MATURE AND TACTICOOL?!"

Yeah, because games can't be funny anymore, can they?

Oh wait, right. Being funny and immature immediately puts you in the "HURR GAEMZ 4 KIDZ" section; better rehash that shitty modern/futuristic war storyline that takes itself too seriously to ever be memorable!

C'mon, dude. Nothin' wrong with some humor here and there; such approachs are what made games like C...

5471d ago 5 agree11 disagreeView comment

The fangirl inside me is giggling and squealing in anticipation for this game.

5472d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

"What i want to know is which came first TO or FFT?"

Tactics Ogre, if I remember correctly.

5473d ago 0 agree2 disagreeView comment

Fuck, Atlus!

I trusted you, guys!

;_;

5473d ago 9 agree3 disagreeView comment

-Roll a character, make sure to be FEMALE. This is a charm-only run, and being female boosts greatly said stat.

-Add zero points to Intelligence, Strength or Cunning, instead add all to Charm

-Get a gaming console, that alone makes you a member of a certain, special Guild called "Gamers". Being Female makes said Guild to accept you more easily, hell, you can even romance some idiot if you feel like it. This will also make you join an "elite&quo...

5473d ago 1 agree7 disagreeView comment

It really depends on how you look at it, to be honest. I think some short games ARE worth 60$, mainly thanks to their level of polish and fun. In fact, those are of the few games I ACTUALLY feel like replaying, given I love their gameplay.

I'll take quality over quantity anyday, that's it.

5473d ago 5 agree6 disagreeView comment

Now let's wait for them bugs, freezes and crashes.

You KNOW they'll be there, they're Bethesda's Seal of Quality.

5473d ago 13 agree8 disagreeView comment

...Which is why they've been dumbin' down their games, making them progressively worse, depending at how you look at it.

Sadly.

On-Topic with the article: "I’m going to lay out for you, BioWare is my favorite game developer of all time and they’ve done justice for almost any IP they’ve developed."

So THAT'S why he thought "I WANNA BE A DRAGON" and other bullshit appearing on the DA2 demo was "not missing a...

5473d ago 10 agree4 disagreeView comment

That's quite the logical fallacy you have there, my friend.

"Gaming news" can't be subjective, they're NEWS. Reports of what's happening and what's bound to happen.

Reviews and opinion pieces aren't NEWS, they're articles that some certain fucktard wrote 'cause he could.

Moreover, that aside, mainstream media has ALWAYS been, and will ALWAYS be about money. You won't see "real" journali...

5473d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

Well, about it being DD only, my guess is: it was kind of like Agarest, as the game is 2D and isn't dubbed, SCEA is quite bitchy with that kind of stuff.

Budget's also another problem, of course, but the main reason is probably that one.

5473d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

Anyways, Atlus, WHERE'S MY LOCALIZATION?

;_;

5473d ago 3 agree0 disagreeView comment

Hell yeah, let's give ourselves a well-deserved self-blowjob!

...No, dude.

Just...no.

Gaming is a hobby, not a goddamn culture. You're not "gamers", you're simple folk that PLAY VIDEOGAMES.

I'm not an overglorificated, elitist, special flower in the most beautiful, exclusive garden in the whole goddamn universe just because I play videogames, now, am I?

Jesus christ, if anything, I h...

5474d ago 0 agree3 disagreeView comment

Oh look, it's just another Red/Orange and Blue contrast in the cover.

Guess it's time to add it to the list:

http://img203.imageshack.us...

...Or perhaps I'm just trying too hard. Ah, well.

@TheLastGuardian2010:

Dude, didn't mean it in a bad way. It's just the kind of thing you get on your mind aft...

5474d ago 3 agree3 disagreeView comment

Target sales in the first week, that's quite the GREAT news for Atlus.

I agree, WHERE'S MY LOCALIZATION ANNOUNCEMENT, ATLUS USA?

5474d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

I played it on PC, and for what I played, the graphics are horrid. The drama felt forced (HURR YOUR SISTER DIES NOW FEEL SORRY ASSHOLE), I can't comment on the characters as it was the Demo alone, but when Flemeth appeared...

Jesus, it was like some 15 years old fangirl made a Dragon Age fanfiction, BioWare got the rights and tackled a game over it. It's so badly written, jesus christ. And the voice acting, OH GOD, THE VOICE ACTING.

I still dislike th...

5474d ago 3 agree12 disagreeView comment

Dear god, a month away...

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5475d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

Leaving aside all anti-fanboy comments I want to make...

"Basically the perfect girlfriend for a gamer. :P"

Actually, that one would be a 2D waifu set with dakimakura and everything.

Just sayin'.

5475d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

Have you played Bulletstorm to pass judgement on the characters and story? Believe it or not, I've read from people that pirated the leaked copy that said characters are actually pretty likeable, even when the plot isn't outworldy.

Moreover, should the lack of a certain mode affect the score? Let's not turn this into another Vanquish, I actually support the descision of not having a generic multiplayer deathmatch mode.

5475d ago 6 agree8 disagreeView comment

So, graphics make the game?

That's basically what your comment is implying.

5475d ago 2 agree4 disagreeView comment

Delusion at its best right there, folks.

5475d ago 13 agree65 disagreeView comment