CRank: 5Score: 12150

Combat was terrible.
Camera was terrible.
Graphics were terrible.
Levels dragged on and on and on and on and ... and on.
Platforming was dull and over abused.

The undersea level was the only good one imo.

4610d ago 1 agree2 disagreeView comment

Sadly, I won't back him. The sequel to Alice was one of the ugliest, most uninspired treks through a video game I've ever endured.

You made the original Alice, kudos. Everything since has been terrible.

4610d ago 1 agree3 disagreeView comment

Well, this and Donkey Kong. Maybe a new Zelda and Metroid. And of course, if for some insane reason it was given a new Jet Set Radio game, then I wouldn't even question what future titles await I would just buy the damn thing in a femtosecond.

4610d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

A lot of good indie's get packaged in bundles with other, less interesting ones. It's not surprising that they would all fawn over these sales.

4610d ago 0 agree2 disagreeView comment

The only Wii U game that makes me wish I owned a Wii U.

4610d ago 2 agree1 disagreeView comment

Whatever helps you sleep at night. Oh, you ran out of bubbles. That's a real shame.

4610d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

You think I wasn't plainly aware of that when I responded to you? It doesn't change the fact that you're a pillock.

4610d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

No need to generalize and make a fool of yourself. I get it, and had I bothered to read more than the article's title I would have gotten it too.

4610d ago 1 agree1 disagreeView comment

The reason behind this is that most computer users who love their computers learn to optimize things on their own.

4610d ago 6 agree0 disagreeView comment

Just because you've won the next-gen Cold War between consoles doesn't mean you get to start spouting off nonsense Cerny. Don't spoil your earned goodwill.

4610d ago 3 agree4 disagreeView comment

Damn. I was going to attack you for using the word stupider. Then I decided it would be awfully stupid of me to do so, since the dictionary gets updated now and then. Lo and behold, it is now recognized as an adjective.

4611d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

What's wrong with this? And why is it so important for videogames to be so freaking deep and meaningful anymore? They're at least smarter than most Hollywood blockbusters but I'm not going to sit through a game that has mistaken itself as the next Brothers Karamazov. I don't play games for that crap, I read books for that crap.

I'm sick of people seeking some sort of legitimacy for their hobby. Over 50% of American's drink beer for fun. Where...

4611d ago 3 agree0 disagreeView comment

It's $0.01. Just buy it and sell the code.

4611d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

Hahahahahaha. I was just about to spend 30 on Bioshock Infinite too. Many thanks, Examiner.

4611d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

I'm not deluded enough to take my gut instinct "No Michael Ironside, no buy" too seriously. But damn, is his voice and delivery, the character he created, sorely missed.

Ugh, at the end. Ironside would have something funny to say. This new voice is about as boring as they come.

Still, game looks like classic Splinter Cell to me.

4611d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

Finally! This rating is about spot on. Nobody can satisfactorily justify this game deserves anything less than a 5. Yet almost every review I've seen of it on this website was between 2 and 4 out of 10.

4613d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

You just summed up every single game Bethesda has ever released, with Morrowind being the only exception. They're an extremely lazy developer, their level design is never more complex than a maze, and they have a very generic art style.

I keep checking out their Elder Scrolls games though, because I'm hopeful that one day they have the brilliant idea to mash The Witcher with Legend of Grimrock.

4613d ago 2 agree1 disagreeView comment

If only I had a gif of Leon giving you a thumbs up.

http://www.abload.de/img/01...

There we go.

4613d ago 1 agree1 disagreeView comment

Bring it to PC please. PvZ was a very pleasant surprise and made my Political History course bearable.

4613d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

What the hell were people expecting with Mass Effect 3? There was always an overarching story that had little influence from the choices you made in the game. The choices were almost always self-contained, mattering only in that level or towards the end of the game. They were almost exclusively oriented towards certain characters and not much else.

Yes, it sucked that the Rachnii Queen's story game back so limp. But most of the choices you made throughout the game wer...

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