ryhanon

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Ok, I'll start with this: "I fart in your general direction"

If you'd like, I could go on and list at *LEAST* 10 more British fart jokes that are supposedly "hilarious". It's not a uniquely American thing and it's almost never funny. British people just think they're funnier because of their pretentious sounding farts.

5146d ago 6 agree6 disagreeView comment

British humo(u)r = awkward and dumb

5146d ago 8 agree15 disagreeView comment

uhm... why, exactly? What did I miss?

Anyhow I loved their little dig at Google/YouTube. So true.

5148d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

Are you on the design team of the next MGS game? With a vision like that you should be sitting right beside Kojima.

5148d ago 6 agree1 disagreeView comment

Agreed. There were a lot of games this year that were arguably "better" - but I didn't enjoy anything as much as I did Dark Souls.

5148d ago 5 agree0 disagreeView comment

@Mystic

Yeah, but Kojima saying he'd have done it differently makes literally no damn sense. I'm sorry, but Kojima himself established Raiden as a badass, crazy-fast, cyborg ninja in MGS4. To even suggest that a game with Raiden as the main protagonist would be a slow-paced bushido-like experience is crazy. It would have pissed off everyone that wants to play as the kickass Raiden we all saw in MGS4.

Maybe the game will suck, maybe it will be great. W...

5148d ago 15 agree15 disagreeView comment

Exactly. If it was a slow bushido-like experience people would have complained it was nothing like Raiden in MGS 4 or the "Lightning Bolt Action" that was promised originally.

I think this looks pretty good. Definitely on my radar.

5148d ago 5 agree4 disagreeView comment

"The only MGS game I played was MGS 4 when I was young"

...

"when I was young"

... it only came out three years ago.

Man I feel old.

5148d ago 38 agree0 disagreeView comment

I agree. I think what Kojima is trying to say is "If I had made Rising it wouldn't look nearly as badass as it does right now. In addition to being boring and slow, it'd take control away from you every 20 minutes to play a 45 minute long cutscene to showcase my cinematic directorial genius! I AM KOJIMA BOW BEFORE ME!!!!"

*ahem*

Excuse me. Anyhow, yeah. I agree.

@below

As I recall, E3 2010 gave us a pre-rend...

5148d ago 9 agree30 disagreeView comment

Harry, even as a silver (free) member you can still download XBLA games. They'll cost the same, and you can't play them online, but you can still access that content without paying for XBL gold. That's what I started doing a couple years ago.

5149d ago 3 agree0 disagreeView comment

hah, I came into the comments here to lament the lack of co-op, but when I read your comment I thought to myself "actually damn, he's right."

5150d ago 15 agree3 disagreeView comment

*passes out more kool-aid*

So, do you guys know when the comet will be here?

5150d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

@blumatt

I've been a Mac user most of my life, and while I'd agree that Apple does overcharge for virtually everything they sell, they do so because they feel they're in a position to do it. You can't exactly buy a PC with MacOS (not easily, anyway) - so if you want it, you're paying their prices. Same with the iPhone. The bottom line is, they charge a premium only because they can get away with it.

I'm very curious to see how they han...

5150d ago 1 agree1 disagreeView comment

How? I have several video game trailers I've downloaded and every time I try to watch one it launches the Zune app. Even ones I downloaded years ago before the Zune app existed.

5153d ago 1 agree1 disagreeView comment

hah! I couldn't agree more. Forcing the Zune app down everyone's throat is ridiculous. However, unless I've been missing something, that's been true for a while, not just with this latest update. At least, I know I've been seriously annoyed with it for about a year or more.

5153d ago 1 agree2 disagreeView comment

That's true to an extent, sure. However, I'm *really* used to the PS3's XMB and I still think it's a POS.

I'd have to agree with 3Gen. I preferred the old dashboard as well. The new dashboard design looks really pretty, but it takes a dump on a lot of basic design and interface principles. It seems to have been redesigned with two major things in mind: 1) make navigating easier for Kinect users (which I'm sure it probably has), and 2) make advertisemen...

5153d ago 3 agree0 disagreeView comment

...and you *already* have only three bubbles?

The speed and efficiency at which you work is truly remarkable.

5154d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

I've really gotta hand it to them, they're teasing this *just* right. I'm intrigued but not annoyed. It's perfect.

Will be crossing my fingers that it remains something I'll be interested in after the big reveal.

5154d ago 39 agree2 disagreeView comment

I think I speak for everyone when I say: Thank you so much for letting us know that this means nothing to you and that you have an Android device. We are grateful. Truly. Words cannot express it. Our lives are now complete. We can die now, fully contented with the knowledge of your mobile operating system of choice that you have bestowed upon us.

5154d ago 12 agree0 disagreeView comment

We're reviewing dashboard updates now? Seriously?

360 dashboard update GOTY!! /s

5155d ago 6 agree10 disagreeView comment