Not even close to a 9/10. I don't care if you tell me that it's just an opinion. Shut your hippie mouths. Reviews should strive for objectivity in which case this game would be a passable 6.5-7 / 10.
I feel so sad thinking about how Nintendo has ruined its multiplayer franchises by punishing anyone with skill for the sake of "fun for everyone".
SSB Melee required talent. I still remember the competitive players and we could wipe the floor even if it was 1 vs. 3.
Mario Kart for the N64 was the last good one. The Gamecube version you had to sit in 2nd place for 3/4's of the race if you wanted to win, otherwise whoever was in last would jus...
Super Meat Boy? You mean the tightest controlling platformer with ingenious level design?
I get the other two, especially LBP. But you're just plain wrong with SMB. Maybe it was just too hard for the author.
Yea, since MGS2.
Bethesda thinks crap in a cone is a quality chocolate soft-serve. I'm sure you'll see Fallout 5 before HL3.
The only fanboy nonsense going on here is my mockery of the EXACT statements being made on the other QB forum.
Trust me, I could give a crap either way. I think the game looks like balls and don't understand the hype for it.
Angry Joe would have been perfect. Unfortunately, they need to cut loose Keighley, the creator, if they ever want to make something successful out of this. He possesses neither the charisma nor the intelligence to make any conversation about video games interesting.
And why not? The whole thing was a farce to begin with. This same thing happens occasionally to celebrities and the internet grows a rage boner for all the "disrespect" when really, these guys are just pointing out how freaking ridiculous this stuff really is.
Hearing the artist speak about their work is a lot more boring than experiencing it. Why people care what developers have to say when 99% of it is just PR BS from the School of Molyneux mystifies me.
Gaming nerds are a touchy bunch these days. That's odd, since I usually identify myself and my friends as one, yet we all found it amusing that McHale made a mockery of everyone and everything involved. If you didn't think his jabs at the ridiculousness of the set, the format, Geoff's wardrobe, and the type of person who would even bother to watch this junk amusing then I think you really need to put down the controller and rediscover your sense of humor.
If thi...
I lulzed. McHale is a funny guy and he's just taking the piss out of everyone involved.
I'm going to just go ahead and agree with this statement.
Hahahahaha. Joel was funny. You losers need to drop a pair and laugh at how seriously you take this hobby.
Dear ALLWRONG:
I own a gaming PC. Going to take a bit more than barely 1080p and hyped up cinematics confusing the brain dead gamers with actual gameplay to make me jelly.
Now that Sky game, I'm just a bit jealous... Oh wait, no I'm not because I'll be able to play it on my sweet gaming rig. Kewl, yeah!
What. In. The. F--k?!
I get that they want to attract the kill!kill!kill! crowd but jesus christ this is just too much. Perhaps they should just throw us old time fans a bone and release a pure stealth trailer. Otherwise this will sell less than DX:HR on Wii U did.
Hell, they defended BF 4 against Ghosts despite the lack of improvements over BF 3.
Oh my god, I totally haven't done that before!!!
This game is going to take The Last of Us behind the barn and show it what a real game looks like.
Kojima and detail? Puhlease...
Quantum Break is offering you a silly on disc TV show. It's a massive novelty, as if sitting through "Last time on Alan Wake..." wasn't lame enough.
The gameplay is just a TPS with some super powers. Imagine inFamous with guns and no platforming or open world.
Cute and whimsy and quality writing can only take you so far. If you don't have the game to back it up, then just make a movie or write a book. Psychonauts was Double Fine's last actual game that didn't suck.
Could be interesting. Just hire Cage a ghost writer please. I've never seen a man more praised for being less than mediocre at what he does.