Torch

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Ah, enter the final member of the trio.

The only question remaining is: Should he be Shemp, or the overwhelmingly more entertaining original member, Curly?

I say we take a poll, and let the popular vote decide.

6318d ago 1 agree2 disagreeView comment

Their bitter jealousy couldn't be more obvious...you can actually FEEL their anger shoot right through their irrational comments.

Tragic, yet comical.

6318d ago 4 agree2 disagreeView comment

Your point???

Oh, by the way:

Funny so does MY computer....i played some XBox 360 "exclusive" game last year.

Another thing: You can't honestly say that you find that poorly-drawn, purple(???) penis in your avatar actually funny, can you??? You really should be banned for being offensive.

You sad, misguided soul.

ON TOPIC:

This is pretty cool...have any of you guys tried this???...I've yet to mod my Wii ...

6318d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

The thought of it is elating, but I can't help but go:

O_o

I'll believe it when I see it.

6318d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

Doesn't matter, whichever way you slice it, it still works out to over two bucks a song, which is more than buying a single track off the network.

I personally don't care for the separate game, nor do I need this kind of stuff to be on disc...all I want to do is be able to play the tunes in Rock Bank just like the other songs...and at the same (bundled) price level.

To each their own; if it makes you happy, then go for it.

But personally, I'm disappointe...

6320d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

All these stipulations are so ridiculous, it has GOT to be a f*cken joke.

If this is all true (and appears to be, according to the article's embedded link to the official site), Harmonix sure has done a stellar job of pissing all over my Cornflakes.

Looks like they're trying to pull a sneaky "Guitar Hero: Aerosmith" of their own. At least that game has over over double the amount of songs and can now be found for the same price (and I find even THAT too ex...

6320d ago 1 agree2 disagreeView comment

Newsflash:

"HAS."

6324d ago 3 agree0 disagreeView comment

That was BEAUTIFUL...and gritty at the same time.

Beautifully gritty!

(If that makes any sense.)

6324d ago 6 agree1 disagreeView comment

"So far all the videos I seen have been silly or boring gameplay. Still waiting for that one "DAMN THAT'S BRILLIANT"

Yet you continue to watch them.

You sound like the ten year-old boy who keeps picking on his female classmate in attempt to try to hide the fact that he's really got a killer crush on her.

Just get it over with and admit it...because it's blatantly obvious to everyone that you're just DYING to get your hands on this little g...

6324d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

"This does not look like a game I will be letting my kids play....."

...says the dude whose avatar touts a demon-possessed child.

Yup, a vast ocean of credibility there.

You're an ignorant, spamming Troll who deserves the *REPORT* he's about to receive (as further evidenced by your morbid User Comment History.)

But please do us a favour and reassure us that you were only kidding about having offspring...I shudder at the mere though...

6324d ago 4 agree0 disagreeView comment

"Kotaku Dorks Still Being D1cks."

6324d ago 9 agree3 disagreeView comment

Heh, heh...forgot about that!

Yeah, R* did an awesome job with that effect, eh?...REALLY cool.

Can't say it makes me sick...more like dizzy and gives me a feeling of limited dexterity...just like being, well...drunk.

6325d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

but the only FPS (and pretty much any THING, for that matter) which used to make me queasy to my knees to the point of having to step out for air, was the old-school grand-daddy of all FPS, DOOM for the PC.

Strangest thing is, I don't even think the original DOOM was even true 3D, if I correctly recall.

But no matter how hard I tried, I just couldn't play that friggin' game for no more than five minutes without feeling like I was about to toss my cookies.

6325d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

You're right, especially so close to launch.

I was referring specifically to this video, as it's not clear whether it's recent, or of a former build.

Either way, I was just splitting hairs. The game overall looks rock-solid to have me convinced that I'm going to be a very, very exhausted, sleep-deprived boy on the morning of November 5th.

(BTW: Long time no see; nice to see you're still kicking around!)

6326d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

If I may nitpick:

1. Would love to see swaying/moving foliage
2. Bobbing in and out of the water doesn't appear realistic to me without some sort of blurring/fogging/splashing/bub bling effect (to simulate how our eyes need to adjust to and from aquatic environment in real life.)

Otherwise, the reflection and movement of the water surface looks just stunning...I couldn't really say off hand that Uncharted's IS better; would have to see them side-by-side, as t...

6326d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

Dude, a word of advice:

Don't keep playing video games with your face so close to your console; the heat emitting from it is just tearing your flesh apart.

(And may very well be the likely source of your ongoing impaired judgment.)

6333d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

Quote:

"...Resistance 2 is by far, the biggest game we've ever made...BY FAR..."

Coming from Insomniac, that is a statement of monstrous proportions. So far, this company has each and every time put their money where their mouth is by delivering in spades.

(I've got goose pimples as I anticipate the arrival of November 4th!) XD

6333d ago 10 agree3 disagreeView comment

"...Remove thy pitiful self from the internet and set your computer on fire..."

Well I guess he COULD do that...

OR

He could just simply make a habit of leaving his console of choice always beside his computer and let nature take its inevitable course.

It'll spare him the intellectual pressure and aggravation of having to learn to use matches.

6334d ago 1 agree1 disagreeView comment

"You could throw a bag of kittens in the river and I still won't be able to stop laughing."

Sadly, that's likely only because you appear to be a desperate, lonely, excuse of a human being who'd enjoy such a sick, twisted act.

"Gaystation..."

Homophobic much?

(You're a closet homosexual, aren't you?...c'mon, it's ok to admit it in this day and age; no need to suffer in silence any longer, you sad, pitiful soul, you.)

6334d ago 2 agree1 disagreeView comment

jro211 is 100% right...I personally noticed specifically that option box (unchecked by default, by the way) at least three weeks ago.

Wouldn't common sense dictate that if there were such an update, it would be done through the GAME ITSELF and not through a system firmware update?

6334d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment