Tutorial - Squeeze Mr. Fluffykin's tum-tum to beat the hooker to death and take your money back
Nice, I didn't even have to be Pervy and ask who she was. Thanks, people. Ah Korean girls, probably the most naturally beautiful on Earth.
Wow, a well researched and informative article. A rare treat.
On topic, that's always been a favourite of mine, that whole 'Screw this reviewer. I'm buying it anyway and they can't stop me enjoying it'. Of course we all know how it is when a game you've been looking forward to starts getting bad scores. I was actually looking forward to Aliens: Colonial marines for a while and it sucks to see the critical consensus appear and for it to be overwhelmingly n...
Ugh, taking something you yourself put out there as a simple goof for the sake of fun and using it to try and leech a little money out of people who thought they'd join in the joke by referencing it in their game. What litigious little scumbags people are these days.
Well, you certainly sound like somebody with the correct perspective on life and not at all like an immature homophobe with an anger problem. Thanks for the life advice there, Buddha.
The way they describe this it's hard to believe they're not seeing a next-gen version. I am officially hyped.
He's complaining about the uptight liberals that always have to bring up race and equality where it's not actually relevant to the discussion and use it as fodder for tired arguments about political correctness. He's doing this despite the fact that nobody mentioned it because one out of the three characters in this game is black and this is clearly some kind of anti-white plot to take away his constitutional rights.
I believe the message we're supposed to take from th...
Michael is definitely the character I will relate to and experience the world through like I did with Niko but I am extremely glad of the other two characters.
I enjoyed playing as Niko because he was a sympathetic character that I could relate to and experience his story as if I was really him. Sadly this meant I'd have to avoid doing things that just didn't fit the character like running over pedestrians or carjacking little old ladies when not even in a rush. This me...
Refusing to comment before you have all the facts? Are you aware you are on the Internet, sir?
Is that like I'm not saying no to having sex with Scarlett Johansson?
Judging by what I know about Japanese videogames, squeezing mayonnaise is a euphemism and the girl in the picture's name is Rice.
Ah, so he's an Xbox man, is he?
Definitely, I love everything about his games except the cheesy writing. Honestly I want to accept to his guy as a true artist because I really respect what he's trying to do but his characters and plots are so clichéd and cheesy. They're really more what your average teenager thinks of as 'grown up' storytelling than actually mature.
I didn't want to take this review seriously but the Garth Marenghi reference means I pretty much have to. Oh well, it seems the only real complaint is that the game is nothing more than a reskinned Far cry 3 with some good 80's parody sprinkled on top, which is all I was hoping for anyway.
Thank the gods for uncomfortable racism. It's when you find yourself saying, 'aaaah, now THIS is some comfortable racism' that you need to start worrying.
That's just disgusting. How could a human being even do such a thing? I mean, selling a man's Playstation... It's just wrong.
It's not even cute anymore. I love almost everything Valve have put out, Half-life 2 and it's expansions being possibly my favourite games of all time and for a long while I could joke around about the delay in receiving Half-life 3 but it's just got too far beyond amusing. There's taking your time to get a game just right and there's allowing generations to pass before releasing it.
I'm not even talking about console generations either. We're at ...
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Fair enough. Sorry I just figured you were trying to take away my precious boobies and got a little defensive. You're right about it taking away from the experience if it feels out of place. I don't want the characters from Journey redesigned with huge racks or anything. Joecanada makes a fair point too though. I am a very very bad man.
Pro-tip. If you're involved in a plot to assassinate the Queen of England don't let it slip in a comment on a gaming website.
This guy is really living the life. I found a video of his whole home setup.....
http://www.youtube.com/watc...