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Retro specialist Nightdive explains the difference between a ‘remake’, a ‘remaster’ and a 'pile of shitmake'. That last one also known as Blade Runner: Steaming Pile of Shit Edition.

Do better next time and don't ever pull that shit again. Especially not with a fucking classic. If you don't have the assets then just do some Quality of Life changes to the gameplay and be done with it.

1378d ago 2 agree1 disagreeView comment

I don't know. Maybe if you throw a Steam Deck hard enough at a Switch it might shatter it into pieces. Maybe both would be destroyed even.

Wait...what are we talking about again?

1379d ago 0 agree1 disagreeView comment

"Is that...Is that a good uBeSawft game?"
"No, silly. It's a Mirage!"

o( _ _ )o - You're welcome.

1382d ago 5 agree7 disagreeView comment

Should've been called NEURO SHOCK

The name connects the game to the rest of the Shock games. It also contains the first word of Neuromancer, the novel that inspired the first System Shock. It also makes sense given the fact that the game is about enhancing the Neurological System - mainly the Brain - through the use of Neuromods (Neural Modifier). And weather it was using or extracting a Neuromod, it created a sort of Shock to the...System...as in...System Shock...

1383d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

Should've gone with the digitized character look from the original Mortal Kombat and the Street Fighter The Movie game. I think it would've worked better with how the movie looks rather than using sprites.

Think something like the arcade game NARC but with the neon soaked look of Kung Fury. Maybe next time.

1386d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

This game with a bigger gameplay budget in order to add more over the top moves and transitions in the fighting style would've been the perfect Matrix game.

Oh, well. Maybe it'll happen next time we reboot. 👍

1387d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

Hell yEaH!!! Capcom pulling a Konami/SquareEnix here baby. They be wInNiNg!

🤮

1387d ago 1 agree1 disagreeView comment

"Gee Whiz where we going PapAmazon?"
"Oh you'll see"
"W-what the?"

*Pop

You deserve it! * Clap Clap Clapclapclap
You deserve it! * Clap Clap Clapclapclap
You deserve it! * Clap Clap Clapclapclap

No but seriously, fuck both EA and Amazon. 🖕

1389d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

Excessive use of Icons? Check
Excessive use of Numbers? Check
Excessive use of Words? Check
Excessive use of a Grading System? Check

Who love school? Apparently gamers do. Yay!!!

No, but seriously, I'm glad Ubisawft is releasing another game so soon after AssCreed Vikings. Good for them. 👍

1390d ago 0 agree2 disagreeView comment

Nope.

1391d ago 3 agree2 disagreeView comment

Bethesda and Sophisticated are unknown to each other. How odd. Mayhaps Bethesda finally had a breakthrough into the uncharted world of Ladder Climbing AI™?

We'll see.

Now if only Roberts Space Industries can do the same with the Bartender AI™...

1391d ago 2 agree2 disagreeView comment

I can't believe SquareEnix didn't task PlatinumGames to make a sequel to this game or to at least work on something similar instead of making that Dead Service game Babylon's Meh.

What a waste.

1392d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

Remember when Microsawft was touting their fancy Cloud Computing Destruction™ for Crackdown ? lol... But guess who was doing that shit before it was cool and without any Clouds in sight?

EDF! EDF! EDF!

Bug Computing Destruction™ since 2003...on a PS2!

EDF! EDF! EDF!

1392d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

This is you: "Also hitman isnt an fps, try actually critiquing something correctly before having an empty and borderline invalid opinion."

This is me "As an FPS there are far better games out there AND AS AN EXAMPLE of Emergent Gameplay this is bottom of the barrel." As in not an FPS but as part of the Emergent Gameplay category/genre in which Hitman IS a part of.

Holy shit are you retarded...

MODS you know what to d...

1393d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

Please learn to read what you criticize at least dumb dumb. I'm literally differentiating the FPS genre from the Emergent Gameplay genre. I mean I couldn't be more clearer, yet you still managed to face plant all the same. Since when is Deus EX, Hitman and Thief in the FPS genre? Or even Hitman for that matter. oUtStAnDiNg! What an imbecile...

The best part is this "the entire game is basically designed around that (Stealth) aspect." Like saying "Doom...

1393d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

As I said, the main story is fine for a playthrough and the Background story is actually pretty interesting and enjoyable. And I love the Aesthetics of the game. They are tops in my book.

Is the gameplay department where Bioshock falls short for me. When it comes to the Emergent side the Bioshock series IS bottom of the barrel. This game has nothing when it comes to the creativity exhibit by the Thief, Hitman, Dishonored, or Deus Ex series. And it's also nowhere near Pr...

1393d ago 0 agree9 disagreeView comment

Not really. I started it a few month ago and gave it up. It's a pretty game for sure and the setting is fantastic, and the world story and setting alone is worth at least One playthrough. Even for the main story as well I think. But the game itself is just too simplistic and shallow. As an FPS there are far better games out there and as an example of Emergent Gameplay this is bottom of the barrel. Instead Deus Ex, Prey, Thief, System Shock 1 & 2, Hitman, Dishonored are far more intere...

1393d ago 3 agree24 disagreeView comment

The irony is that while I think this is a much better list of games than the first one, not having Snatchers, Lunar 1 & 2 or Popful Mail still makes this a giant disappointment.

Also, the "Special Content" games are a joke. SEGA should've pushed to have more Sega CD games like Flashback, Heart of the Alien, Cobra, Rise of the Dragon, Eternal Champions, Monkey Island, Soul Star and even The Terminator.

Still, might be worth checking it ou...

1395d ago 2 agree1 disagreeView comment

The right answer will always be Bloodborne of course.

Always...

1396d ago 2 agree2 disagreeView comment

It must be the Ladder AI™ for sure. If true then Bethesda means serious business with this game. Nooice!

1396d ago 3 agree6 disagreeView comment