Elevator pitch time!!!
Ass's Creed splits into two franchises. One goes after Hitman, the other one goes after Eldern Ring!!!
Done. You're welcome U-bii-Sawft...
Also, fuck U-bii-Sawft. Hope they crash and burn then get bought out for cheap by some multimedia company and sent to the back of the shed...
Like making Final Fantasy 8 and 9 remakes 10 part each, mayhaps?
Who? My condolences to her family if true...
That would be utterly fantastic if true. Might as well keep the meme going for as long as humanly possible.
I can see the back of the box blurb:
"Tired of waiting for the AI to do stuff in other games? Well tire no more! Get quicker into the action with Bethesda's time saving and Time Tested™ quality of life improvements to your gaming sessions! Here at Bethesda Softworks we believe your time as a gamer matters and is better spent browsing our Fallout 76...
They also deserve some tongue action as well. lEtS gO!!!
But can the AI finally go up ladders? We need answers dammit!!
They should star selling NFT Modules to their whales. That would be super duper kewl...See them raise more than a Bill by the end of the year. Easy.
"Sir, our fans are mad about the NFTs."
"Wut? Fuck those ingrates. We're not just making a game here. Nah! Fuck that amateur From Software shit. We're making ALL the fucking games!!! sEe ThE fUcKiNg RoAdMaP™!!"
Yeah, it was obvious to read your were struggling there for a bit. But it's all good. If what I'm saying is hard for you to follow along with then don't worry about it and don't strain yourself too much over it. It was just a good ol' fashion back-and-forth and nothing more.
But I'll do the same and leave you to your thoughts as well. And if they're as impeccably well written as your posts then I suspect you'll be all reich. 👍
The vision of the original creator is mute when the rights of the character belong to a corporation that is designed to make money. Weather the original Lara was designed by a couple of horn dogs or by committee is quite mute at this point. IF this was an independent game series then sure, I would get that. But it isn't. It belongs to a corporation and they only wants what sells.
And if we're talking about sales then the new Tomb Raider Trilogy outsold the original ...
Then you should probably stick with the original series at this point and move on to something else. She has been a different character far longer than she has been the original creation. The original was just a product of her times and this one is the same thing.
But if you feel you don't like when they divert from the original "creators vision" or what sells, then you might as well like very little when it comes to anything that's a franchise and it'...
I mean, I hate to break it to you but she was always designed to fit some kind of quota. Her entire look was designed as an overly sexualized bad ass Mary Sue for the the puberty stricken white teens of the 90's. That's it. Nothing more, nothing less.
Why is it that in a series where an overly sexualized character, with unrealistic proportions, that fights dinosaurs, demons, mythical creatures, Atlanteans, that find artifacts that threaten the destruction of the w...
The script is woke you say? Interesting. So what does that means to you?
lol...no.
From that list and from what is left:
1-Alien Trilogy = Marathon Infinity
2-Marathon
3-Hexen > Redneck Rampage?!
4-Unreal > Quake 2
5-Dark Forces = Marathon 2 > Heretic
Not every remaster has been gold. There is that brown travesty called Blade Runner "Enhanced" Edition...
*flush
Stick with the original edition instead.
The Legend of Zelda: Smell of the Wild
The Legend of Zelda: Was that you Link?
The Legend of Zelda: NO WAY ZELDA!! IT WAS YOU!!
The Legend of Zelda: ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͠°)
The Legend of Zelda: Ok, it was me. I guess I'm afflicted by the Stink of the Wild Too.
There. Saved you the click. You're welcome.
I would say Prey and Dishonored both are their best work. Dishonored for the player movement and Prey for the world gameplay antics and freedom. Both for their amazing level design and player freedom and top shelf art direction. I would put them as equally deserving to continue.
On a side note. Please, if your going to continue PREY (you god damn well should), can you guys change the name to NEURO SHOCK? The Prey name did it no service whatsoever. Not only does it not reall...
Bananas can give you soft stools. So after 4 hours of eating so much bananas this person probably had a oopsie.
Moral of the story is that you should pace yourself and have just one banana per day. 👍
Which is mind-boggling to me. Dishonored and Prey are best in class type games. Where you can most often than not, play them any way you want. Stealth, Magic, Doom style pew-pew, or a mixture of them. Plus this type of gameplay lend itself perfectly to the sort of organic set pieces that create those "holly shit!" moments. Not to mention, as you said, the handcrafted environments and environment storytelling is usually second to none.
While I loved Mooncrash as a...
lol meshing...