Retirement...
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But can the AI finally go up ladders? We need answers dammit!!

1312d ago 7 agree2 disagreeView comment

They should star selling NFT Modules to their whales. That would be super duper kewl...See them raise more than a Bill by the end of the year. Easy.

"Sir, our fans are mad about the NFTs."
"Wut? Fuck those ingrates. We're not just making a game here. Nah! Fuck that amateur From Software shit. We're making ALL the fucking games!!! sEe ThE fUcKiNg RoAdMaP™!!"

1312d ago 5 agree4 disagreeView comment

Yeah, it was obvious to read your were struggling there for a bit. But it's all good. If what I'm saying is hard for you to follow along with then don't worry about it and don't strain yourself too much over it. It was just a good ol' fashion back-and-forth and nothing more.

But I'll do the same and leave you to your thoughts as well. And if they're as impeccably well written as your posts then I suspect you'll be all reich. 👍

1314d ago 0 agree1 disagreeView comment

The vision of the original creator is mute when the rights of the character belong to a corporation that is designed to make money. Weather the original Lara was designed by a couple of horn dogs or by committee is quite mute at this point. IF this was an independent game series then sure, I would get that. But it isn't. It belongs to a corporation and they only wants what sells.

And if we're talking about sales then the new Tomb Raider Trilogy outsold the original ...

1314d ago 1 agree1 disagreeView comment

Then you should probably stick with the original series at this point and move on to something else. She has been a different character far longer than she has been the original creation. The original was just a product of her times and this one is the same thing.

But if you feel you don't like when they divert from the original "creators vision" or what sells, then you might as well like very little when it comes to anything that's a franchise and it'...

1315d ago 3 agree6 disagreeView comment

I mean, I hate to break it to you but she was always designed to fit some kind of quota. Her entire look was designed as an overly sexualized bad ass Mary Sue for the the puberty stricken white teens of the 90's. That's it. Nothing more, nothing less.

Why is it that in a series where an overly sexualized character, with unrealistic proportions, that fights dinosaurs, demons, mythical creatures, Atlanteans, that find artifacts that threaten the destruction of the w...

1315d ago 8 agree6 disagreeView comment

The script is woke you say? Interesting. So what does that means to you?

1315d ago 2 agree6 disagreeView comment

lol...no.

1317d ago 2 agree2 disagreeView comment

From that list and from what is left:
1-Alien Trilogy = Marathon Infinity
2-Marathon
3-Hexen > Redneck Rampage?!
4-Unreal > Quake 2
5-Dark Forces = Marathon 2 > Heretic

1317d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

Not every remaster has been gold. There is that brown travesty called Blade Runner "Enhanced" Edition...

*flush

Stick with the original edition instead.

1317d ago 0 agree2 disagreeView comment

The Legend of Zelda: Smell of the Wild
The Legend of Zelda: Was that you Link?
The Legend of Zelda: NO WAY ZELDA!! IT WAS YOU!!
The Legend of Zelda: ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͠°)
The Legend of Zelda: Ok, it was me. I guess I'm afflicted by the Stink of the Wild Too.

There. Saved you the click. You're welcome.

1317d ago 4 agree1 disagreeView comment

I would say Prey and Dishonored both are their best work. Dishonored for the player movement and Prey for the world gameplay antics and freedom. Both for their amazing level design and player freedom and top shelf art direction. I would put them as equally deserving to continue.

On a side note. Please, if your going to continue PREY (you god damn well should), can you guys change the name to NEURO SHOCK? The Prey name did it no service whatsoever. Not only does it not reall...

1325d ago 2 agree1 disagreeView comment

Bananas can give you soft stools. So after 4 hours of eating so much bananas this person probably had a oopsie.

Moral of the story is that you should pace yourself and have just one banana per day. 👍

1327d ago 2 agree5 disagreeView comment

Which is mind-boggling to me. Dishonored and Prey are best in class type games. Where you can most often than not, play them any way you want. Stealth, Magic, Doom style pew-pew, or a mixture of them. Plus this type of gameplay lend itself perfectly to the sort of organic set pieces that create those "holly shit!" moments. Not to mention, as you said, the handcrafted environments and environment storytelling is usually second to none.

While I loved Mooncrash as a...

1329d ago 7 agree1 disagreeView comment

That would suck since they are one of the few developers doing the type of games like Dishonored and Prey. I think that doing the Dishonored/Prey main game and then creating a DLC like Prey: Mooncrash sounds like a more sensible solution instead.

Bah!

1329d ago 9 agree1 disagreeView comment

Games should never be long for the sake of longevity. If anything, games should be shorter and focused more on replayability and permutation per the players choices. So if you start the game again maybe some things could change and if you make different choices then the scenarios change.

If you take the game Blade Runner you will know that they randomize who is a Replicant. This is a perfect example of a small permutation that will change how the player approaches the game...

1329d ago 0 agree1 disagreeView comment

Performance-wise? Sure, of course. But in this case, these type of games are being held back by their mid game design. These games are bloated monstrosities. As much as I dislike the Switch, this one is not on it...

1330d ago 0 agree1 disagreeView comment

"Some reports suggested that the Famitsu staff had to take turns in order to see the screenshots, as per SEGA's new policy. Whereas before you could just walk up to them and take a look at any time." The reporter continued...

1330d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

Isn't Pokeyawn one of the most successful gaming franchise of all time, especially with the younger generations? Didn't Yakuza got sacrificed at the altar of turn based gods because of the amount of goofballs that like this type of mind numbing experience? Isn't Persona the other really popular turn based game? I mean, turn based mostly sucks monkey balls, but this train of logic doesn't follow reality...Turn Based Games are pretty popular with the younger and simpler generati...

1335d ago 0 agree4 disagreeView comment

SNATCHERS ya' bastards! After that Sonic Origins abomination you owes us big time SEGA.

1335d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment