Retirement...
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Stellar Slop 2 will be great!

4d ago 4 agree5 disagreeView comment

Microslop turning into one of Sony's biggest third-party publishers is wild to see and experience.

Oh, well.

8d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

Noooooooo... Doooooon't... Come baaaaack... Oh, well.

36d ago 6 agree0 disagreeView comment

"In fact, it wouldn’t surprise me if SegaNet inspired Microsoft to do something with its Xbox Live network, which has easily grown into something on its own over the years."

It did—down to having to pay for a subscription and... Horse Armor DLC!!! 😱🤯💀. In fact, people that worked on SegaNet went on to work on Live before it was released.

SegaNet was the Demon's Souls to Live's Dark Souls—while the Sega Channel wa...

42d ago 3 agree2 disagreeView comment

Great job recreating God of War 1, and Blender fucking rocks. That is all.

51d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

Again, the scam is very simple: this project was designed as a "feature-creep-riddled project"—read the words carefully—so they could extend the release deadlines indefinitely, or for as long as they can, which at this point is 13 years and counting. And for what? For Roberts and his immediate family to be able to maintain a high standard of living. Live the good life. Buy themselves a boat and go on expensive vacations, etc. You get it.

While you're looking ...

54d ago 3 agree2 disagreeView comment

I'm just letting people know what the actual scam is, is all. It's fairly obvious that people like you tend to get confused easily, so now you know.

Oh, and you're welcome.

54d ago 1 agree4 disagreeView comment

This is a good time to remind people that this feature-creep-riddled project and its eternally extended deadline is how Roberts and fam are able to live and maintain a very expensive standard of living, and that's the scam.

Here's to 13 more years. Cheers!

54d ago 11 agree6 disagreeView comment

Published by Asspyr. Now you know why.

58d ago 4 agree0 disagreeView comment

Sure, Jan.

58d ago 1 agree1 disagreeView comment

Roberts and fam have enjoyed a high-end lifestyle thanks to this feature-creep-riddled project, and that's the scam. Here's to 13 more years. Cheers!

61d ago 20 agree0 disagreeView comment

They blew so much of their budget in online garbage that they had to make it up by releasing their good games on PC. Big mistake, but there it is. Maybe now they'll stick to single player and follow the Nintendo model of keeping their games exclusive to their consoles.

I don't need homogeny in gaming, and I do not want every console to get every first-party game with zero exclusives. Then what would be the fucking point of having different consoles? Nah, long live e...

62d ago 4 agree2 disagreeView comment

Skibidi Toilet fresh.

63d ago 8 agree4 disagreeView comment

Ok, guys, I'm freaking the fuck out. Is this also an XBOX?!?!

64d ago 0 agree1 disagreeView comment

But is it also an Xbox?

65d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

It seems like we're getting no more Judgement games and no new Yakuza games other than remastered slop, weird off-shoots, and crappy turd-based Like a Trash games. Awesome...

74d ago 0 agree6 disagreeView comment

Funny. The game looks exactly like... You know what? Enjoy.

90d ago 3 agree2 disagreeView comment

While I couldn't care less about the current Quantic Dream, they made a genuine jewel in Omikron, the great hostage scene in Detroit: Become Human, the Kung Fu QTE absurdity in Indigo Prophecy, one of the funniest and shittiest games ever in Beyond: Two Souls, and the legendary "Jason! Jason!" so this is actually kinda sad.

Yikes... Good luck to them, I guess.

92d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

Nice! Enjoy your new coaster. 👍

95d ago 1 agree1 disagreeView comment

Just like the first game

Western Gamers™: “bu bu but…it’s wOkE though….somehow”

103d ago 16 agree9 disagreeView comment