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Now this is peak 90s Star Wars gaming.

23d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

Anything but meeting Hanako at Embers or releasing the Mega Man Legends Collection.

24d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

But it wasn't. Although I do agree that some of the tie-in media, like the novels and comics, were pretty good.

Still, games like Dark Forces, Jedi Knight, Rogue Squadron, and the space sims were peak 90s Star Wars. Shadows fell flat because of the abysmal controls and unimaginative levels. And if you wanted to really experience the seedy side of the universe, Jedi Knight: Dark Forces 2 was peak, and it wasn't even close.

Regardless, and much to m...

29d ago 0 agree3 disagreeView comment

Yikes...

31d ago 1 agree1 disagreeView comment

Good. If these companies want to keep fucking around with paying customers by adding all this shit, then fuck 'em, especially the ones pushing for us not to own our games.

38d ago 11 agree5 disagreeView comment

This collection is a great way to play these classic games, but these are the ugliest remasters ever. Goddamn!

40d ago 0 agree2 disagreeView comment

Yeah, "The fastest-selling console of all time" does not mean much when you can't beat a 5-year-old console with no major first-party exclusives.

60d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

I see my speaking against sexual predators has triggered you. So while that's pathetic and sad on your part, please, go get help before you hurt someone around you. Understand that type of behavior will never be normalized.

Good luck, kid.

69d ago 0 agree3 disagreeView comment

Why when you like them dirty? Now shush and get to work, sweetheart.

69d ago 1 agree3 disagreeView comment

I hope they change the name of the new reboots to "Like a Turd" and leave the real Yakuza games alone. If they want to continue to hire all the sexual predators they want and make the series into a turd-based game to cater to those that love their "500-year-old" little girl "androids" in their perverted JRPGs while driving the quality into the floor, then at least the original Yakuza games can live on separate from that trash.

Keep the Yakuza f...

69d ago 1 agree11 disagreeView comment

I'm glad this trash of a game is getting what it deserves. So good.

70d ago 0 agree15 disagreeView comment

Besides not being real Yakuza games and being absolutely mediocre in their own right, they are, in fact, not the best "Yakuza" games. Not even close. Not even a little bit.

Then again, I remember people claiming Hitman: Absolution was not just a good game but the best in the series, so it would track that there are people out there with terrible takes and even worse taste. So it is what it is. To each their own, or whatever.

But, hey, at least t...

70d ago 0 agree13 disagreeView comment

The fact that they are turd-based is the issue, bud. That's not the Yakuza series, but some other IP taking the name.

Regardless, there's one silver lining in all of this. By them removing the Yakuza name and going by the Like a Turd name instead, it makes it easier to ignore from now on. So it is what it is.

On a side note, I can only imagine the absolute shit show if Nintendo turned Mario Kart into a card game going forward. Oh, the hate, pushb...

70d ago 0 agree13 disagreeView comment

- Resident Evil's real, original name has always been Biohazard. Cool. Outside Japan, it's Resident Evil and Yakuza, respectively. Of course, if they're going to throw the classics away for that type of mediocre gameplay, I'm fine with them differentiating the classics from the turds by changing the name. Then there's the Kiwami situation... It's like the shit doesn't end with this series.

- Calling those two mediocre titles part of the mainline ...

70d ago 0 agree11 disagreeView comment

RGG has utterly fucked the Yakuza franchise by not just turning it into a turd-based game but also by changing the name of the series, by releasing unnecessary remakes of remakes, and even by employing a sexual predator, among many other egregious things. What a spectacular fall from grace.

RGG's mishandling of the Yakuza franchise and the damage it has caused to their reputation has been fucking delicious to watch. Keep it up! 👍

70d ago 2 agree16 disagreeView comment

@rlow1

They can disagree all they want, but that changes nothing. While the Mario developers were smart enough to keep the graphics and textures simple, thus maintaining the cartoon-like quality look, the Zelda developers did not. Basically, Zelda does not look as good as you think it does, and the PS1 has better-looking games than Mario and Zelda both.

"Nothing that the PS1 had touched those games and others."

Except there ar...

72d ago 0 agree2 disagreeView comment

While the N64 was technically more powerful than the PS1, it in fact did not have better graphics than the PS1. Not even close. Not even a little bit.

The N64 was all about Vaseline-looking textures and a blurry-ass mess, while the PS1 had gorgeous colors, sharp, pixelated textures, and god-tier dithering, and just a better image quality overall. Just look at Quake 2 for a perfect example of the differences.

On a side note, the PS1 dithering was like hav...

72d ago 0 agree6 disagreeView comment

You're confused, so let me help you out, bud. Do ban the MAGA-Nazi pedophile cult from the platform, as well as anyone pretending to be ICE pedo-piggies.

Make Roblox safe and sane again.

72d ago 2 agree1 disagreeView comment

For sure, but only on a deep, and I mean deeeeep, sale.

74d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

They better Phantom Liberty the shit out of this game if they want a real success story on their hands, because as of now, this is no more than a $14.99 impulse buy during a PSN sale.

75d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment