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Yeah, "The fastest-selling console of all time" does not mean much when you can't beat a 5-year-old console with no major first-party exclusives.

13d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

I see my speaking against sexual predators has triggered you. So while that's pathetic and sad on your part, please, go get help before you hurt someone around you. Understand that type of behavior will never be normalized.

Good luck, kid.

22d ago 0 agree3 disagreeView comment

Why when you like them dirty? Now shush and get to work, sweetheart.

22d ago 1 agree3 disagreeView comment

I hope they change the name of the new reboots to "Like a Turd" and leave the real Yakuza games alone. If they want to continue to hire all the sexual predators they want and make the series into a turd-based game to cater to those that love their "500-year-old" little girl "androids" in their perverted JRPGs while driving the quality into the floor, then at least the original Yakuza games can live on separate from that trash.

Keep the Yakuza f...

22d ago 1 agree11 disagreeView comment

I'm glad this trash of a game is getting what it deserves. So good.

23d ago 0 agree15 disagreeView comment

Besides not being real Yakuza games and being absolutely mediocre in their own right, they are, in fact, not the best "Yakuza" games. Not even close. Not even a little bit.

Then again, I remember people claiming Hitman: Absolution was not just a good game but the best in the series, so it would track that there are people out there with terrible takes and even worse taste. So it is what it is. To each their own, or whatever.

But, hey, at least t...

24d ago 0 agree13 disagreeView comment

The fact that they are turd-based is the issue, bud. That's not the Yakuza series, but some other IP taking the name.

Regardless, there's one silver lining in all of this. By them removing the Yakuza name and going by the Like a Turd name instead, it makes it easier to ignore from now on. So it is what it is.

On a side note, I can only imagine the absolute shit show if Nintendo turned Mario Kart into a card game going forward. Oh, the hate, pushb...

24d ago 0 agree13 disagreeView comment

- Resident Evil's real, original name has always been Biohazard. Cool. Outside Japan, it's Resident Evil and Yakuza, respectively. Of course, if they're going to throw the classics away for that type of mediocre gameplay, I'm fine with them differentiating the classics from the turds by changing the name. Then there's the Kiwami situation... It's like the shit doesn't end with this series.

- Calling those two mediocre titles part of the mainline ...

24d ago 0 agree11 disagreeView comment

RGG has utterly fucked the Yakuza franchise by not just turning it into a turd-based game but also by changing the name of the series, by releasing unnecessary remakes of remakes, and even by employing a sexual predator, among many other egregious things. What a spectacular fall from grace.

RGG's mishandling of the Yakuza franchise and the damage it has caused to their reputation has been fucking delicious to watch. Keep it up! 👍

24d ago 2 agree16 disagreeView comment

@rlow1

They can disagree all they want, but that changes nothing. While the Mario developers were smart enough to keep the graphics and textures simple, thus maintaining the cartoon-like quality look, the Zelda developers did not. Basically, Zelda does not look as good as you think it does, and the PS1 has better-looking games than Mario and Zelda both.

"Nothing that the PS1 had touched those games and others."

Except there ar...

25d ago 0 agree2 disagreeView comment

While the N64 was technically more powerful than the PS1, it in fact did not have better graphics than the PS1. Not even close. Not even a little bit.

The N64 was all about Vaseline-looking textures and a blurry-ass mess, while the PS1 had gorgeous colors, sharp, pixelated textures, and god-tier dithering, and just a better image quality overall. Just look at Quake 2 for a perfect example of the differences.

On a side note, the PS1 dithering was like hav...

25d ago 0 agree6 disagreeView comment

You're confused, so let me help you out, bud. Do ban the MAGA-Nazi pedophile cult from the platform, as well as anyone pretending to be ICE pedo-piggies.

Make Roblox safe and sane again.

26d ago 2 agree1 disagreeView comment

For sure, but only on a deep, and I mean deeeeep, sale.

28d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

They better Phantom Liberty the shit out of this game if they want a real success story on their hands, because as of now, this is no more than a $14.99 impulse buy during a PSN sale.

28d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

How can we know something about a console that doesn't exist? Although, I do hear that the PS9 might evolve humanity itself. Stay tuned for more.

Anyways, what we do know is that the Switch 2 had massive hype behind it, and it followed what seems to be Nintendo's biggest console/portable system ever, and with no inventory shortage, you'd think the Switch 1 Pro, sorry, the Switch 2, would've destroyed a 5-year-old console. Especially when in their first year ...

28d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

Some people might see this as something of a good thing for the Switch 2, but it really isn't. The PS5 is a 5-year-old console with no real price drop and no Uncharted-level exclusive game during the holiday season. While the Switch 2 is the MOTHERFUCKING SWITCH 2!!! during its first holidays and no inventory shortage. The S2 should be running laps around any console currently on the market, but it isn't.

"But the fastest-selling console eVeR!!!!!" Uh-huh....

29d ago 1 agree2 disagreeView comment

Fuck the hell no.

29d ago 12 agree7 disagreeView comment

These decade-long development cycles for games are killing the PS3's gains.

39d ago 0 agree1 disagreeView comment

I don't really care about sales since they stopped sending me Christmas coupons a while back, but that's not a good thing for the Switch 2.

Just saying.

41d ago 1 agree2 disagreeView comment

Stellar Slop 2 will be great!

52d ago 5 agree5 disagreeView comment