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Your move Capcom. Where's my Biohazard 8 DLC and Biohazard 6: RE-Make? Huh? Huh?

1222d ago 3 agree0 disagreeView comment

Make sense. The Switch has been at the forefront of Online Gaming since day one...

...lol...

1222d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

I'd buy THAT for a dollar!

...literally...

1223d ago 1 agree3 disagreeView comment

Can't wait to play "Stellar Breasts: Jiggly Jiggly" with my new joystick. This is so fucking retarded. "Hey guys! Look at the cereal story! Jiggly Jiggly!" Hopefully they'll have some tentacle action during the very serious story beats is all I'm saying.

No but for real yo, at least have the self awareness to go full Postal. Yes, I know, I know. I'll feel ashamed here too once I know their back story and all that jizz...I mean jazz. I mea...

1223d ago 0 agree6 disagreeView comment

"...you made it sound like you didn't know." No, you just jumped to conclusions.

"And I think the name is fine." Not the point.

Being obtuse is not a positive status effect...

1223d ago 1 agree6 disagreeView comment

This is Sega after all. It may happen, it may not. But if it does, will it take another 14 years for it to come out?

We'll see I guess.

1223d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

Not only was it the highest rated but the highest selling as well. Don't forget that...

And yet I still would call it the inferior game.

👍

1223d ago 0 agree1 disagreeView comment

Last time I played Yakuza 6 I don't remember it being a turd based rpg. As far as I'm concerned the official Yakuza series ended with 6 and now is being spiritually continued by Judgement. First came Shenmue, then Yakuza, then Judgement.

As far as I'm concerned that other game is just an April Fool's joke gone sexually wrong...

1223d ago 0 agree5 disagreeView comment

I feel like having Ishin! release before Kenzan! might mean that either Sega is not interested or Kenzan's fate will depend on how Ishin does here. But seeing as it would've made more sense to release them both together, I don't know. I have a feeling we might have to wait for a fan made English patch.

Hopefully I'm wrong and Kenzan is being worked on or maybe Ishin does amazing and Sega gets to it. But seeing is this is Sega it will either happen or it'...

1223d ago 2 agree1 disagreeView comment

Don't be that guy...seriously. Next thing you'll be telling me is that Resident Evil is called Biohazard in Japan. It is?!?! Wut? Crazy...

Anyways, the games are known as Yakuza outside Japan, yes? Yes. So, in the interest of name recognition, branding and all that complicated stuff, mayhaps keeping the Yakuza name would've been in their best interest...

I don't know, call me crazy, but what do you think? Make sense right?

1223d ago 4 agree12 disagreeView comment

What's with the name change? Why is SEGA always doing weird shit with the Yakuza franchise? They took years to brings them to the west. They changed the name of the series to Judgement. Now they change the name of this amazing take on the series to the one used in the inferior spin off "Like a Dragon"...

Weird, but at least this is the real Ishin and not a shitty turn based remake. It's also too bad that Yakuza Kenzan! might never see an official English r...

1223d ago 7 agree13 disagreeView comment

Press F to pay respect for the passing of this GaaS...👃...😱.. .🤮

1224d ago 3 agree3 disagreeView comment

Unless there are some new PS2 games I'm not aware of, it's insane to think that the Dreamcast technically outlasted Sony's behemoth.

It's Still Thinking indeed...Nooice!

1227d ago 4 agree0 disagreeView comment

Yeah. The fact that Hello Game is but a fraction of what CDPR is, and has managed to turn No Man Sky around with a plethora of free content, and on last gen version AND on the Switch no less, puts CDPR in a worst light. And the fact that CDPR just decided to walk away from last-gen version like that says it all I think.

What a resounding and absolute fall from grace.

1230d ago 1 agree3 disagreeView comment

Meanwhile at Hello Games...

1231d ago 5 agree0 disagreeView comment

Retro specialist Nightdive explains the difference between a ‘remake’, a ‘remaster’ and a 'pile of shitmake'. That last one also known as Blade Runner: Steaming Pile of Shit Edition.

Do better next time and don't ever pull that shit again. Especially not with a fucking classic. If you don't have the assets then just do some Quality of Life changes to the gameplay and be done with it.

1232d ago 2 agree1 disagreeView comment

I don't know. Maybe if you throw a Steam Deck hard enough at a Switch it might shatter it into pieces. Maybe both would be destroyed even.

Wait...what are we talking about again?

1233d ago 0 agree1 disagreeView comment

"Is that...Is that a good uBeSawft game?"
"No, silly. It's a Mirage!"

o( _ _ )o - You're welcome.

1236d ago 5 agree7 disagreeView comment

Should've been called NEURO SHOCK

The name connects the game to the rest of the Shock games. It also contains the first word of Neuromancer, the novel that inspired the first System Shock. It also makes sense given the fact that the game is about enhancing the Neurological System - mainly the Brain - through the use of Neuromods (Neural Modifier). And weather it was using or extracting a Neuromod, it created a sort of Shock to the...System...as in...System Shock...

1236d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

Should've gone with the digitized character look from the original Mortal Kombat and the Street Fighter The Movie game. I think it would've worked better with how the movie looks rather than using sprites.

Think something like the arcade game NARC but with the neon soaked look of Kung Fury. Maybe next time.

1239d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment