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1014d ago Show

Sorry kid but you're gonna have to slow down and elaborate. Take your time.

1014d ago 7 agree46 disagreeView comment

That gameplay was all over the place. Square really did manage to capture the over active imagination of a 6 year old with the edgyness of a 15 year old all hoped up on sugar and caffeine.

A game for the TikTok/Social Media generation if I've ever seen one...Jeez. Not for me.

Thank the gaming gods for Elden Ring and Zelda. Games designed for old folks that can't pay too much attention and stuff or whatever I guess...

1014d ago 10 agree55 disagreeView comment

"Guys!!! Arkane is making their move!!"
"WHAT?"
"Yeah. They're encroaching on our mid status."
"Those bastards. Don't they know we are Microsawfts faves?
"I know. But what can we do?"
"Quick! What do we have that we can use for an update community youtube thingy?"
"Uh...we....we have some emotes and some skins and some random assets?! Will that do?"
"Pe...

1015d ago 0 agree5 disagreeView comment

Exactly...

1017d ago 5 agree7 disagreeView comment

I'm shocked I tell you!!! SHOCKED!!!!! With this game Arkane is making sure they become nothing more than a distant memory in our eyes. RETRO eat your heart out.

In all seriousness, this game looks absolutely terrible - IGN gaming prowess not wistanding. Way worst than the Suicide Squad, and even Gotham Knight, by a long shot. Jeez.

From Dishonored to Prey - Classics - to this...Outstanding!

1017d ago 8 agree2 disagreeView comment

AAA? HAHAHAHAHAHA...Good one. Are we now including the CEO's End of the Year bonus into the term now?

Wait. We are? Oh...Gacha. 👍

1019d ago 0 agree1 disagreeView comment

This suck if true. Emulation was one of the reasons I was thinking of getting an X. The other being the soon to be release exclusive slated for 2077.

Maybe modders will get around this. And if they do, then we'll see.

1020d ago 6 agree7 disagreeView comment

Take P.N.03 and remake it in the same vein as Vanquish but with the rhythm like gameplay sensitivities of BPM: Bullet Per Minute and Metal: Hellsinger. Get some current and classic bands/artists to make the soundtrack and you're set.

You're welcome.

1021d ago 0 agree1 disagreeView comment

Fantastic!! I don't know about you people but I'm enjoying the hell out of Squadron 42.
Best game ever?
Best game ever.

Suck it haters! 👍

1025d ago 1 agree3 disagreeView comment

Can't wait to get Devilman Crybaby and Star Wars Visions on Blu Ray...yup. Any day now...
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1026d ago 1 agree1 disagreeView comment

Can't wait for the Complete Version to come out for the PS6 only to be completely broken by the first patch they release.

Good times. 👍

1027d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

"An FPS designed to look and play like 90's-era games, such as Doom and Duke Nukem 3D" ...and Quake - As per some random Google answer.

Although, to be fair, they do come with a lot of Quality of Life improvements and, for the most part, they usually only target the best of those 90's shooters. The best thing is that a lot of the time they match and even surpass some of the classics.

Modders kept the style alive and now it's cool aga...

1027d ago 3 agree0 disagreeView comment

It's only a matter of time before Kazuya's hairline resembles that of his dad. Making his character look so similar that there won't be a need for Heihachi to ever come back.

Just another vicious cycle of violence and receding hairlines.

Tekken 8: Dare to be Bald Tournament*

*Reserve yours now in order tor receive the Day 1 Receding Hairline SteelBook Edition with 8 Premium Bald Caps Pack DLC for all your favorite characte...

1028d ago 9 agree0 disagreeView comment

One of the best game of the generation with the worst name ever. Neuro Shock (not Prey 2017) alongside the Dishonored franchise should be given the 1st Party treatment by Microsawft.

Why buy absolute monster studios like Arkane just to waste them away making Gamepass bait? Don't you have Rare for that? Soon you'll have ActivisionBlizzard for that too.

Give this Redfall: Rebellion version of the game to a low tier studio and let Arkane make a true...

1028d ago 3 agree1 disagreeView comment

Did I mentioned this was based on Japanese history and famous battles which actually took place in ancient Japan?

"So here's this Giant Enemy Crab." - BEST. E3. MOMENT. EVER.

True story...apparently. 👍

1029d ago 2 agree2 disagreeView comment

PS3 Giant Enemy Crab being #1 is historically accurate.
Last place?
Octodad: Deadliest Catch. Although, historically accurate, this game does not contain Giant Enemy Crabs.

1029d ago 2 agree1 disagreeView comment

"Microsawft Buying Nintendo Wouldn't Harm Competition, Says Japan's FTC."

Interesting... 🤔

1030d ago 2 agree3 disagreeView comment

While the new creation looks fun, it kinda seem gimmicky rather than a natural thing that's in the game. Still, if it's fun, whatever I guess. But hopefully the attention to the creation gameplay does not end up undermining some of the stuff they needed to fix from the first one. Like that godawful melee combat.

And hopefully they do something with the Weapon Breaking waaaaaaaaaaaaay too fast. And no, I didn't experiment with other weapons in the first game muc...

1030d ago 2 agree4 disagreeView comment

Wish it was Postal Brain Damaged instead. The far superior game.

Meh.

1031d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment