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Outcast Sequel! YOoooo!!!!! Nooice!

892d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

1080P@60FPS = Nooice!

892d ago 15 agree20 disagreeView comment

More like you only had enough for 2 sentences before shriveling up at the thought of anything more than that. Something that you're clearly intimately familiar with...

😂 🤣🤣😂

893d ago 0 agree1 disagreeView comment

No andy. You do not get to project your insecurities and mediocrity onto me. Don't be so disgusting.

I get it. I embarrassed you and now you're feeling inadequate about the fact that you have nothing of value or witty to say. So you feel the need to lash out. But bud. Listen! You were always inadequate and unfunny. So, please! Don't blame me for that.

Kewl? Awesome!

The sad thing is that at end of the day all of this shows t...

893d ago 0 agree5 disagreeView comment

They only put up a front when it's not one of their series getting gutted this way. Oh! They'll tell you they don't care but they do. They're just to goofy to admit it.

The sad thing is that when confronted with arguments they just revert to "But it Sold BETTER!!!" instead of actually putting in the work and bringing actual points of their own.

We want the Yakuza that we supported when nobody gave a crap. There are a myriad of wa...

893d ago 0 agree2 disagreeView comment

Yes...

893d ago 0 agree1 disagreeView comment

Wait! Hold on. Was I talking about any other game other than the Turd Based "Yakuza" game? Way to fall flat on your face there bud. You tried but mayhaps you shouldn't have. It was just too much. Still...

*Pat on the head. You gave it your best.

*To the rest of the class: You see what I mean? THIS is your brain on Turd Based Yakuza games. Know the Signs of Turd Based Combat Abuse. Say no to TBC.

*Muah! Fantastic.
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893d ago 1 agree4 disagreeView comment

Not only was the offer good. Now Microsawft is ponying up even more cash for the honors.

The team was smart to hold off on releasing to a mostly casual no paying crowd.

THAT! is how you game the system...Good for them.

893d ago 1 agree1 disagreeView comment

Glad to see the real Yakuza show up. Hopefully it's not a one off and it brings the series back to its rightful genre. The good one.

Yes, I know, Turd Based sold better. Yes, I know, you think series should change genres in order to freshen up. Yes, I know, your lack of imagination is outstanding and you would like a pat on the head for excelling at it. So, for the next Yakuza, I suggest a Doom Eternal clone. Maybe even a Tetris or Pac-Man-like. That should freshen it u...

893d ago 2 agree9 disagreeView comment

While I will no doubt get it, it's still extremely disappointing that they didn't at least try to translate the original Art Style into 3D. It seems like they are mighty allergic to an extremely unique and iconic art style. Even Fade to Black tried.

This, just like the remake, looks like a nice looking Unreal Asset Flip. You know the ones. Pretty at first then pretty forgettable after five minutes.

Still, hopefully the game is fun at the very leas...

893d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

Dangerous precedent. Yes, the game is garbage. Yes, the game copies The Last of Us. So? They ain't stealing anything other than an outfit look. Unlike Naughty Dog trying to steal Elliot Page likeness...remember that? Yeah...

And if you disagree, fair enough, you're and idiot. But stop whining and go ask Konami to delist Metal Gear Solid ASAP. And then go from there. The entire game industry is riddled with copies.

Then go and do the same with movi...

900d ago 0 agree7 disagreeView comment

The Last of Us was not even game of the year the year it came out. It's pretty sad when a generic third person shooter is held in such high regard.

"If not for The Last of Us, the horror genre would certainly look a lot different today. Horror games would arguably be less scary and more superficial, emphasizing cheap thrills over meaningful characters and captivating storytelling."

And here it is. This reads like a person that has never play...

902d ago 6 agree10 disagreeView comment

Yeah, that's fine. The first one was indeed much better than the second game. So, yay or whatever.

But the real question is. Is Undead Nightmare gonna be remade too? THAT is what I want to know...

904d ago 1 agree2 disagreeView comment

Ups and Down? More like Up, UP, Pot Hole, Free Fall into the Abyss...

905d ago 2 agree1 disagreeView comment

Now THIS looks interesting. Love the verticality of the levels and the whole Lamp thing. Hope it ends up being as good as this preview makes it out to be.

Also, I'm glad that the Penitent One is making an appearance. Great crossover...

And on a side note, the blueprint has already been written, re-written and then some in a myriad of ways. Where the hell is the Soulsborne Berserk's game? Seriously. Leaving money on the table is bad for your heal...

905d ago 4 agree0 disagreeView comment

Ah, yes, the apolitical nonsense. The place art went to die so people like you could feel comfortable with your mediocre views of life and not have your feelings hurt. Fantastic.😕

But I'm pretty sure we can comb all those "classics" and find plenty of political stuff in them. You just have to turn ON your brain in order to see it bud.

Go ahead, give it a try. Turn ON your brain. You can do it. And don't worry about a thing bud. T...

907d ago 40 agree38 disagreeView comment

Let me put it this way. If I see you choking, and I do nothing, am I a bad person? I mean, I just want to finish my dinner in peace. And sure, you're chocking cuz your taste in food is different and someone took offense and they're the ones choking you. But again, I just want to finish my dinner in peace. What's so wrong about that?

People are losing their lives but as long as you get to play your little video games and not feel guilty about it. Reich bud? Also,...

907d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

It's all PR talks. They're trying not to spook the fan base and partners for now. At the end of the day, owning the majority means Tencent has the final say. And they WILL crack down on Techland if they do anger the Overlords.

On the plus side, I'm sure Tencent will pass sweeping internal changes making sure this never happens. So no worries there...

909d ago 11 agree0 disagreeView comment

"We will retain full ownership of our IPs, maintain creative freedom, and continue to operate the way we believe is right. I'm also going to continue serving as the studio’s CEO."

Unless it angers China and Winnie the Poop. Then I'm out of a job and we'll be fu...Ahem. Anyways. Please clap and be excited!

Thank you!

o( _ _ )o All Hail our Megacorp Overlord! Hail Hydra!!

910d ago 19 agree3 disagreeView comment

"Limited with their imagination but will have the exact same combat in 10 games in a row. Isn't that literally 'parroting it' 🙃"

Oof...rough landing bud. Of all the idiotic takes you could've gone with you went ahead and chose the one where you face planted the wall. Fantastic.

You hear it here guys. Chess from now on will be card based and Mario Kart will be an FPS. They were just too limited with their imagination... ...

910d ago 1 agree3 disagreeView comment