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"The Brainy Gamer
Thoughtful conversation about video games"

Drawing parallels between a work and Citizen Kane is brainy and thoughtful when you're a freshman in high school. And about as interesting and thought provoking as a cardboard box when you're a freshman in college.

Try again, brainy gamer.

6380d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

Serg: Kotaku writes "Hollenshead [of id]says that developers lose upwards of 2 gigs of space per a disc because of information Microsoft requires developers to put on the discs."

Redo the math. 6.5 x 8 = 52 gigs. 8 disks.

6380d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

No fricken' way that No More Heroes is better than Twilight Princess. No More Heroes has style for miles, but it's stagnant and boring. Boooooo! Hisssss!

Rename "Top Ten Ways to Generate Net Traffic"

6380d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

"with every unveil met with a string of 'zOMG, teh best game EVA' missives from all corners"

i have to disagree. kotaku rarely posts on it anymore, with no "hands-on" preview during E3. you kinda have to search out info. the game sites seem a little burned out on it. can't say i blame them after 3 E3s.

still, i hope with 6 more months, i hope they polish it to a shine and knock it out of the park. they should set a level inside a disco. &q...

6381d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

I think Gabe did eat them all. Have you seen the size of that man? He's almost as big as his mouth!

6381d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

when you can drive around the MK2 during a cut scene and shake the controllers to make the jubblies bounce, that's passive entertainment beyond! get your facts straight.

6381d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

really? i wet hump mine. it requires a more reliable "towel trick" to get it back into tip-top shape.

also, if this game is requiring 16 GB compressed, exactly how much HDD space is MS planning to put in the 720, since digital distribution is the way of the future? I hope it's a couple of terabytes at least.

6381d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

if any of you watch foxnews, please meet me in an alley. i'd like to straighten your pea-sized brain out.

6381d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

do you think it's a lie, or just a bad estimate? don't take it so personally.

6382d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

you're showing a picture of an iMac with a PowerPC chip in it, which is not an Intel chip. And "familiar Intel chipsets"? They've been around what, 2...3 years in the Mac?

6382d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

how could this cause epilepsy, but not Space Giraffe?

6390d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

Exactly 4 times, but I promise we won't make you read or comment on any one of them.

6393d ago 1 agree1 disagreeView comment

According to glorious Shazam on my iPhone the music is "Taco Brazil" by the New Dance Orchestra.

6393d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

Microsoft sure has.

6395d ago 4 agree0 disagreeView comment

You've got a pair of criminals, and Microsoft's retardation of the PC has been the far bigger crime. I can see an MS dominated console future and it'll look a lot like Nintendo's E3 presentation: dull as doorknobs.

I'd say the only thing that'll keep hardcore gaming hot and exciting is a see-saw battle back and forth between MS and Sony. With both of them foaming at the mouth and clawing for survival, they take more chances and pump more money into development.

6398d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

Is that latin?

6398d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

The problem is that PS3 owners aren't lemmings. They won't buy enough dam games so 3rd parties are looking to hitch their wagons to the highest attach rate. 13 million PS3 owners should have bought 13 million copies of MGS4. Then I doubt FFXIII would've gone multiplatform.

6398d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

dude, I would love a Lesbian Sword. maybe kojima could make it and we could have some titillating cut scenes.

6399d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

The guys "floating" out of the tank at 1:11 worries me. The lead Helghast looks like he walking on air.

Also, i hope exploding barrels are not overly prevalent.

meep: nope, just a ps3 fan hoping for a homerun.

6402d ago 6 agree3 disagreeView comment

don't want to light anybody's fire, but would it be crazy if it were Metal Gear Solid 4 for the 360? I loved the game, and am sad for Kojima that it's huffing and puffing at 2 million sold.

6406d ago 4 agree2 disagreeView comment