Oh boy.

Neckbear

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Hell yeah, I'm ready for the best comedy show of the year.

5367d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

Here we go with yet another review giving a game more credit than it deserves, nonetheless everything -must- be revolutionary these days.

Come on, it's a good, fun game, but ultimately lacking, flawed, and with a HUGE lack of depth.

Like, you know, about every other "AAA" videogame ever.

5368d ago 1 agree5 disagreeView comment

Yeah, seriously, it's like the developers forget they're making a trailer for a videogame.

Just show gameplay or at least have the decency of making the trailer with your in-game engine, for crying out loud. In this generation, there's little if no space for actual CG, anyways.

5368d ago 5 agree1 disagreeView comment

How dare they not make the platforming "Press X to win", huh, OPM?

5369d ago 7 agree12 disagreeView comment

You -are- aware that honorifics are almost never kept in localizations, right? Mainly because they're odd in spoken english.

Unless the translation comes from a weeaboo fansub group that will have TL Notes everywhere, of course.

5369d ago 0 agree3 disagreeView comment

"...but gets rid of all that tedious backpack rummaging, and boring dialog!"

Sure sounds like BioWare's dream game, just don't forget the waifu simulation and blatant homolust.

5370d ago 7 agree1 disagreeView comment

So much for "no casual kids on PlayStation", eh?

5370d ago 1 agree8 disagreeView comment

Every new, highly hyped, big budget game "raises the bar" nowadays.

5370d ago 43 agree11 disagreeView comment

"As a girl gamer"

Stopped reading there.

5370d ago 1 agree1 disagreeView comment

I still can't believe they're selling one StarCraft game for the price of three, and people buy 'em without doubt.

Oh, Activision.

5371d ago 4 agree5 disagreeView comment

Miley Cyrus is also a "huge gamer". When asked why she likes videogames, she replied: "They're, uhh...fun...and stuff." Obviously, this had nothing to do with the fact videogames are the next cool thing.

Cyrus also stated "The cake is a lie!" whilst wearing a Portal T-Shirt. "Us gamers, us gamers!" she proclaimed.

Watch the full interview at eleven, only in Faux Newz.

5371d ago 3 agree0 disagreeView comment

So, we might get a game instead of a movie.

Yay!

5372d ago 7 agree49 disagreeView comment

It's coming out NEXT year, bro.

5373d ago 3 agree0 disagreeView comment

That music, man. That music.

Pre-ordered the OST already.

5375d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

Honestly, his review is pretty valid.

God forbid he actually points out the game's flaws!

5375d ago 11 agree33 disagreeView comment

"What would be so "horrible" about having a "Buy, Rent, Pass" review system?"

The fact that it arbitrarily states if the game is worth purchasing or not as if a critic's opinion was to be held as an ultimate, irrefutable truth, instead of...you know, opinions, perhaps?. Again, y'know, like, the scores we all loathe and bitch about.

What about simply making people read reviews? And mention a game's strong points and fl...

5376d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

I'm quite sure, had it not "Rockstar Games" on the cover, reviewers would be much, much more harsh with it. And so would the general consensus.

Damned sheeple, I tell you.

5376d ago 14 agree7 disagreeView comment

...And shit all over it with mind-numbing repetition.

Don't get me wrong, I like the game, but holy hell if it doesn't drag out in some of the worst ways imaginable. Same with Red Dead Redemption, too.

5376d ago 2 agree11 disagreeView comment

No, not really, they get paid in the thousands for one day of work.

5377d ago 4 agree1 disagreeView comment

I do wonder what's the driving force behind rabidly fanatic comments like these.

However, you ARE aware the structure of an RPG is very different to that of an action game, right?

It is, basically, what allows a standard RPG to be 30 hours long in average, whereas a third person shooter clocks that at 10.

5378d ago 2 agree7 disagreeView comment