This is perfect for the failed armchair jock trying to relive his glory days, but just doesn't have the time to do it the right way. Why sweat the small stuff, when you have the big stuff crammed disturbingly close to the exit only, severe tire damage section of your being?
Hey, at least something's big down there... and with it, you can cause your enemies to crumble in fear at your fantasy football skills completely realized, in yet another fake setting.
Game Shark and Game Genie... those were the days.
They should make a Life Shark. Don't like the amount of money in your bank account? Input a code and get 999999 dollars.
Boss giving you a hard time? Make him disappear with a simple press of a few buttons... and a rocket launcher.
Up yours normal course of events, it's my turn to get a piece of the pie... and eat it.
PC is for me.
The Neo Geo was a console that came out in the early 90's and the cartrige based games started at $200 on up. Some of them cost around 400. They were made in relatively small numbers so they go for 1000's of dollars on Ebay now. That system was not a hit, even if it looked great for its day. People can't buy something that costs a rent payment.
$200 can encompass the utilities and cable bill together for some people or 2 weeks to 1 months worth of groceries.
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Activision Blizzard is owned by Vivendi...
Between Vivendi and Electronic Arts, you really don't have much wiggle room. They are the two biggest players in the business.
Everybody hates them, but they own the rights to publish many titles that people like. So, what do we, as consumers do?
People can boycott the companies, but what about the developers that are working under their umbrella, that just want to make good games tha...
The comments on this site - in regard to the consoles - are a prime example of marketing, brand loyalty, and ego gone a muck.
It's clear to me that there are a large number of people who are either too young (and thus ignorant based on life experience) or just plain ignorant of the fact that John Carmack is more-or-less the father of modern FPS games. While there are others who have worked on them and since became well known, his work in gaming is seminal and highly influential,...
Another Vampire: The Masquerade would be most welcome... If done in a similar style to Bloodlines, only expanded to fit current technologies and design sensibilities and experiences.
Uh oh, don't let Jack Thompson hear about this.
Wow... I didn't know Norm Macdonald was working in games these days.
I'm a long-time fan, ever since the original Warcraft(CD version... it was a big deal at the time...don't judge me). I'll be the first to congratulate them. But, where are they going to keep all their money when Starcraft 2 is released? Are they going to have to start renting out stadiums, and what about when Diablo 3 comes out? With the non-stop cash machine that is WOW, which is already pumping them flush with monies... it's just amazing to think about how much money they have and will ...
CD Projekt Red Studio is truly a shining example to all publishers and developers. Support your customers and they shall support you.
Spore sold over 2 million units, while the console exclusive The Force Unleashed sold around 1.5 million. Crysis, a PC only exclusive sold well over a 1 million units... Both Spore and Crysis were pirated to hell and yet they were still commercial hits, that created generous profits for their makers and distributors. If piracy is such a dream stealer and heart-breaker, than why can they still do that? The answer is, pirates fall into 3 categories: Those who would never buy the game they pi...
I promise you, nobody wants your damn pubes.
I was so obvious/obtuse, that I found it to be by virtue of the universe practically ironical in its non-ironical effect. But, this is N4G and as such, I overreached.
You're disagreeing with me saying I thought that was sexy? That's pretty pointless. But, this is the internet and pointless is what's spun on the turntable.
I can't lie... that picture is sexy and sh1t.
Blahahaha! Our top stories tonight: Video game console told two brothers to rape each other with knives. Guns compelled someone to shoot someone else with their smooth convincing arguments. Cars run in to each other for fun and profit. Unicorns are thought to be the cause of all wars.
After these commercials, which subsequently, tell our viewing audience to act like retards and commit acts of chicanery, because people are mindless husks, we'll meet up with Mario Vaga xionio Yan...
I love how in the first paragraph they referred to it as 'the white console'.
They need to figure out how to make these so called 'AAA' titles without spending 30 million dollars. It's really that simple and it's something they should have figured out a few years back. I'm sorry if that's too blunt for some people, but that's the way it is.
Wit never goes out of style.