After reading all that diatribe I have come to the objective conclusion that you are a grade A retard. The fact that you ended with victim blaming shows the type of shit head loser you truly are.
But back on topic. I for one I'm glad Ziam got fucked. I'm laughing so hard "I can't breathe" either Mike Z!!! ｏ(*￣o￣)ｏ
You on the other hand wont have to go through what he's going through. I doubt you're smart enough to be socially...
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Could one of the million Limited Run companies please try to sign Cuphead for an actual physical release?
PS4-Switch-Xbone-PC-Atari Jaguar...Do it.
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Don't worry cuz at any rate you wont even land near one of the monstrosities of Mortal Kombat 9. And I doubt any normal human female would approach that stench of yours anyways. So sad!!!
Zydrate comes in a little glass vial.
A little glass vial?
A little glass vial.
And the little glass vial goes into the gun like a battery.
Hhh-hhh...
And the zydrate gun goes somewhere against your anatomy.
Hhh-hhh...
And when the gun goes off, it sparks
And you're ready for surgery!
Surgery!
And Redfield sweet is addicted to the knife.
Addicted to the knife?
Addicted to the knife....
I feel like that 10 was not emphatic enough. I mean IGN, are you even trying? You gotta be like: FUCKING 10 FUCKO!! 10 OUTTA FUCKING 10. 10's ABOUT TO MAKE YOU HIS BITCH. THAT's how you do it people. I guess you know what they say: You can't spell ignorance without ign4g. So sad!!!
Given the direction they were headed with 4, 5 and 6, then revisited with Remake 3, I welcome 7 and 8 design with mother fucking wide arms. This and 7 have the horror, the macabre and the occult. Sure it is not the zombie orgasm of the original concept but fuck it at least we are far the fuck away from Chris punching a fucking boulder. Unless you're a fucking weirdo. In that case then...So sad!!!
I think it needs a crossover first. Then it can drop off a bridge for all I care.
Player: *Bound and gagged*
Jackal: "To live is to suffer, to survive is to find some meaning in the suffering."
Vaas: "Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is?"
Min: I'm very particular with my words. "Stop." "Shoot." "Stop." "Shoot." Do those words sound the same?
Joseph: “And I saw, behol...
XBOX Console : [closing narration] Dear Mr. Gate, we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole gaming generation for whatever it was we did wrong, but we think you're crazy to make us be a console based on what you think we should be. You see us as you want to see us - in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a streaming console, and a blu-ray player, and a miniature fridge, and a giant paper weight, and a XSeX hub....
Well goddamn Jiminy Cricket, I feel like such a dummy. I'm glad it took the writer/creative director/programmer/VICE PRESIDENT of Naughty Dog to set me straight. I never would've thought I would live to see the day employees wouldn't want less hours and weekends. Goddamn glad they lifted that bullshit ban. Crisis averted. So sad!!!
Damn snowflake slow your roll down, your gonna bust a blood vessel. But you know what? Your are absolutely right. You really don't care about how hard shit gets for devs during crunch. You will buy it regardless of if it's true or not, won't you boss?
You'll buy it for fear of missing out on a high profile game that's coming out soon. Your all caps tirade can be summed up as "LOOK AT ME! LOOT AT ME! I'M PRETENDING TO CARE ABOUT WHAT SIMPLESLAVE IS SAYING....
Yeah, and the amount of crunch time, never forget crunch time. Without the sacrifices of workers, that give up their time with their families, their physical and mental health in order to finish this game or else, is staggering. So sad!!!
Could one of the million Limited Run companies please try to sign Cuphead for an actual physical release?
PS4-Switch-Xbone-PC-Atari Jaguar...Do it.
👍👌 Cool 👌👍
Good, I'm glad. Here I was scared that it was like playing a video game. Thank you Kojima. So sad!!!
With all these remakes the gaming plebs should prepare to see their favorite franchises crash and burn all over again. So sad!!!
You mean a First Person Perspective camera? With cinematics keeping the same perspective as well? HOLY SHIT THAT WOULD BE REVOLUTIONARY!!! So sad!!!
Don't worry cuz at any rate you wont even land near one of the monstrosities of Mortal Kombat 9. And I doubt any normal human female would approach that stench of yours anyways. So sad!!!
Zydrate comes in a little glass vial.
A little glass vial?
A little glass vial.
And the little glass vial goes into the gun like a battery.
Hhh-hhh...
And the zydrate gun goes somewhere against your anatomy.
Hhh-hhh...
And when the gun goes off, it sparks
And you're ready for surgery!
Surgery!
And Redfield sweet is addicted to the knife.
Addicted to the knife?
Addicted to the knife....
I feel like that 10 was not emphatic enough. I mean IGN, are you even trying? You gotta be like: FUCKING 10 FUCKO!! 10 OUTTA FUCKING 10. 10's ABOUT TO MAKE YOU HIS BITCH. THAT's how you do it people. I guess you know what they say: You can't spell ignorance without ign4g. So sad!!!
Given the direction they were headed with 4, 5 and 6, then revisited with Remake 3, I welcome 7 and 8 design with mother fucking wide arms. This and 7 have the horror, the macabre and the occult. Sure it is not the zombie orgasm of the original concept but fuck it at least we are far the fuck away from Chris punching a fucking boulder. Unless you're a fucking weirdo. In that case then...So sad!!!
Hmmm, I wonder why? Why today all of a sudden? So sad!!!
Oh...my...fucking...god...⊙.☉ ...KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!. So sad!!!
I think it needs a crossover first. Then it can drop off a bridge for all I care.
Player: *Bound and gagged*
Jackal: "To live is to suffer, to survive is to find some meaning in the suffering."
Vaas: "Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is?"
Min: I'm very particular with my words. "Stop." "Shoot." "Stop." "Shoot." Do those words sound the same?
Joseph: “And I saw, behol...
I miss the cringe and the lulz. So sad!!!
It took me a year to realize there is an elevator in Horizon Zero Dawn. So sad!!!
XBOX Console : [closing narration] Dear Mr. Gate, we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole gaming generation for whatever it was we did wrong, but we think you're crazy to make us be a console based on what you think we should be. You see us as you want to see us - in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a streaming console, and a blu-ray player, and a miniature fridge, and a giant paper weight, and a XSeX hub....
Well goddamn Jiminy Cricket, I feel like such a dummy. I'm glad it took the writer/creative director/programmer/VICE PRESIDENT of Naughty Dog to set me straight. I never would've thought I would live to see the day employees wouldn't want less hours and weekends. Goddamn glad they lifted that bullshit ban. Crisis averted. So sad!!!
Damn snowflake slow your roll down, your gonna bust a blood vessel. But you know what? Your are absolutely right. You really don't care about how hard shit gets for devs during crunch. You will buy it regardless of if it's true or not, won't you boss?
You'll buy it for fear of missing out on a high profile game that's coming out soon. Your all caps tirade can be summed up as "LOOK AT ME! LOOT AT ME! I'M PRETENDING TO CARE ABOUT WHAT SIMPLESLAVE IS SAYING....
Yeah, and the amount of crunch time, never forget crunch time. Without the sacrifices of workers, that give up their time with their families, their physical and mental health in order to finish this game or else, is staggering. So sad!!!
It's so Metroidvania you have to find power ups just to open the rest of the menu. So sad!!!
And there you go, that's how another sacred cow is born. So sad!!!