riksweeney

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I am just imagine the scene:

What the?! This isn't Transformers!

What is it?

...ah lesbians.

7GB of lesbians!

6624d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

Charming.

Mind you, there's only one more bubble to remove and then we don't have to read your comments ever again.

6625d ago 0 agree2 disagreeView comment

"but it's been more technically complicated than anyone anticipated, so it's taking longer than we had hoped"

Microsoft, let me help you! Change this line:

#define MAX_FRIENDS 100

to

#define MAX_FRIENDS 1000

Problem solved

6625d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

Spore's taking so long to come out I'm surprised no one else hasn't beaten them to it.

6626d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

Hopefully the camera works better than the one in Ninja Gaiden. I've played to many games that have been completely ruined by a crappy camera.

6626d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

Hopefully they'll allow people to create levels and upload them, unless this is already planned.

6626d ago 1 agree1 disagreeView comment

They should take it a step further and the quitter, sorry, I mean the person who gets disconnected, gets the score of the bot that took their place.

6627d ago 0 agree1 disagreeView comment

I'm surprised the Star reviewed this. They aren't any tits in it are there?

6627d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

@WilliamRLBaker

I agree with what you've written apart from the word "easily". MAME has a cheat engine which essentially monitors the virtual memory addresses and allows them to be changed.

Then again, it's unlikely that you could, say, have an achievement for collecting or destroying a certain number of items if the number is never stored anywhere.

Ultimately it just sounds like more trouble than it's worth.

6628d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

They didn't need to pull the adverts, they could have simply changed it to

Nintendo Wii, good luck getting one this close to Christmas

6629d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

>we can confirm that the game's graphics are polygonal but the gameplay is strictly 2D.

Thank God for that.

6630d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

FINALLY

6631d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

No more game patches or Xbox 360 updates for Silver members.

6631d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

I think it's the notification ticker.

I've never managed to make the PS3 crash until I turned on the ticker. It's a POS and Sony should remove it (what's it for anyway?!)

6631d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

@Anego Montoya

Easy.

Blu-Ray uses Java, Microsoft HATE Java, it's a direct competitor to their .NET solution (even though .NET is a complete rip off of Java). If they had to submit to using Blu-Ray then they'd have to use Java.

6632d ago 3 agree1 disagreeView comment

Microsoft want to kill off HD-DVD and Blu-Ray as quickly as possible, which is probably why the HD-DVD encryption key got leaked. That was no mistake, just a very good cover up.

Once they start getting people to download movies instead of buying physical copies they will then ensure that they're the ones supplying the DRM encryption that will only work with their software.

6632d ago 3 agree3 disagreeView comment

Clearly he's never played Lego Star Wars.

6636d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

Checking out gory nature of Ultimate Mortal Kombat's lame-alities

There, fixed it

6636d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

Killer Instinct was quite good, but KI2 (as the announcer called it) was pretty awful. The gameplay mechanic of one special move being able to defeat another was simply criminal.

The ability to perform a fatality when your opponent's health bar was low enough was quite novel, but all in all it was nowhere near as good as the first.

6636d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

I bet the girl rocks up to the winner's house in a pair of jeans and a thick jumper.

"Hi, are you the winner?"
"Yes"
"Here are the games"

(Sound of present being opened)

"OK, smile now"

(Camera flash)

"Right, happy holidays"

(Sound of door slamming)

Total time taken, 1 minute and 30 seconds.

6636d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment