Right, DVD isn't a dead format. Neither is Betamax or ATRAC. Denial ain't just a river in Egypt anymore, is it Micro$oft?
This time we get to stare at a double helping of titties while Kratos gets it on, instead of some silly statue! And then the two girls start getting it on! And they comment on your performance!
Seriously, short of actual cartoon porn, what more could you want?
Evolution at work.
Moronic parents, breeding moronic kids. And this is the evolutionary response - extinction. Morons don't live very long; no survival instincts. Maybe the idiot dad will shoot himself in despair and make the world even lighter. ..We can hope.
Please die in a fire. Or a corporate merger. Whatever, just do it quickly before we're subjected to more of your great ideas.
Uh oh, the Diablo wizard's been outed too, eh?
Actually, now that I think about it, you can't really specify gender preferences for any of the characters. They're all virgins - not one sexual encounter in the whole series!
If we're going to complain about anything, I think it should be the complete lack of characters getting laid in-game to prove/disprove fictional, fabricated ideas about who they'd rather have in the sack.
/end sarcasm
Not once has Activision specified what these two guys did beyond "insubordination" and "breach of contract". What exactly did they DO, Kotick? ..What's that? You're still working on that part? Yeah, that's what I thought.
Explain to me the point of raising a virtual child when you have a REAL one at home, starving. If you think you can learn anything about raising children from a simulator, you obviously have never had children.
You can point to this as a result of a larger issue, but that doesn't change the simple fact of the matter: they fed a real baby rotten milk and left it to starve while they got their game on. A couple of unemployed deadbeats living with their parents.
And I...
BOOBIES!
<sighs happily>
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I still consider it stolen; re-using an old sprite = unoriginal.
Google...friendly?? ahahahahahahahaha
Just about everybody in the world uses Google by default for online searches. Their company name has become a commonly used VERB.
..What's that old saying about "power corrupts"?
I'd agree, but actually that's just the "big business" model, period. Take your pick; they're all essentially the same. There is very, very little difference between, say, Sony and Microsoft when you get right down to it. Different businesses, but business as usual.
..What? Quit mumbling, we can't make out what you're saying.
Take a good look at the artist's rendition of the baby.
Totally stolen from Dead Space.
Is this the one where you can tilt the screen and the jiggle physics follow your movements? rofl
Quasi. As in: sort of. Kinda. But not really.
You can see where this developer is headed. Oblivion or a buyout. Coasting on old successes, refusal to learn anything new, and making dumbass comments about a particular platform. Until it dawns that they might previously have stood to make some money off of it.
..Oops. Too late now, suckas!
More hardware issues? Tsk, tsk. Probably rushed production again...
^^^^ Wow, look at all those disagrees I got...ok, it was a bit tongue-in-cheek, but I'll tell you what PC fans. When Starcraft II finally hits stores I'll reconsider my position.
I think he cushioned the blow admirably. "Twerp" is probably the least insulting epithet I can think of.
But who among you would claim that piracy and pirates (like shoplifting, which drives prices and hassles up for everyone) don't deserve to be insulted? Or the a-holes who come up with DRM? ..Or the people who look for reasons to be insulted by pointless details? ;)
So let me get this "straight":
You want to ogle Kratos' jiggling butt instead of a couple of hot girls giggling and bouncing their titties around in the corner...and you have the nerve to say someone ELSE is being gay about it?