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5511d ago 4 agree1 disagreeView comment

Right, the drug trade is...connected to Kinect somehow. Well done. You're not obviously massively reaching or anything for something that vaguely looks like a response and making an utter fool of yourself in the process. Oh no. And Sony was obviously kicking ass by selling a lot fewer Move units than MS despite a two month head start.

5512d ago 5 agree0 disagreeView comment

Fable humor is mostly second hand Discworld stuff.

5512d ago 2 agree3 disagreeView comment

Meanwhile no one gives a #@#$ about Resistance 3.

5513d ago 2 agree1 disagreeView comment

ODST, the worst selling Halo FPS game so far, outsold Uncharted 2 by about 1.2 million.

Lolz.

5514d ago 5 agree1 disagreeView comment

Yes. 360 is showing its age. PS3 is showing its age too. They are old consoles.

5515d ago 24 agree8 disagreeView comment

Nope. You are getting one this year and one next year. Halo 4 is a 2012 title. Anniversary is this November.

I think people who worry about milking tend to ignore their own advice when they are looking forward to Metal gear Solid V and Gran Tourismo V and Final Fantasy Versus XIII, and such. It's a stupid attitude that games should stop because four jerks who never even played it are worried the next one will suck.

5515d ago 15 agree3 disagreeView comment

LOL. Dream on loser.Or did you miss all the Move and 3d crap at the Sony conference? The exclusives for the most part are unremarkable. I know because I bought a PS3 too, and quickly found out that the hype was unfounded. It's just another game system, and not really exciting. It's five years old and nothing special.

In it's own way Sony's conference was also a huge disappointment.

5515d ago 0 agree3 disagreeView comment

Yup. The humans and the San 'Shyuum(the ancestors of the prophets) were allies and nearly stood up to the Forerunners with similar if inferior technology. They also managed to cripple the flood before being defeated by the Forerunners.

Cryptum is a pretty cool little book.

5515d ago 3 agree1 disagreeView comment

The 'response to MS show' last ear was 10+ million kinect sales in about three months. Trust me they don't care in the least how you respond, nor do their shareholders.

5515d ago 2 agree2 disagreeView comment

24" is not a fine size for $500 nor even close to it.

5515d ago 3 agree10 disagreeView comment

24" for $500 and 3d glasses I'll never use. Screw that. The only part I like is that it comes with a game.

Couch coop with a 24" TV ? That's like my computer monitor.

I'd rather get a 32" or larger non-3d TV with that kind of money.

5515d ago 1 agree23 disagreeView comment

It's more of a cheap budget title thing.

5515d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

This only comes with maps for Reach Multiplayer? Uggh. Bad decision. The whole point was to have Halo CE ONLINE on a console. Some re-skinned classic maps in Reach multi is NOT CE-HD multiplayer with CE physics and weapons.

I think this is...a mistake.

Also, while I think the remade graphics look pretty nice, and I appreciate the $40 price tag, and am a huge Halo fan I won't probably be buying this at launch because of Skyrim, which is very likely to b...

5515d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

Yeah so far at E3 only EA seems to have a done a good job at presentation. MS did well for their Kinect brand but let the console side down a bit which makes it a disappointing show from a console gamer standpoint. They did really well if their goal was to promote Kinect. I'm happy to hear about Halo 4 but what they showed was "Chief is awake and headed for that scary glowing thing. Oh noez!"

Sony showed us Uncharted 3 which was great and then flopped around wi...

5515d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

The 3DS has a software problem right now. Once that is gone and they have some games for it I expect it will do much better.

5515d ago 1 agree1 disagreeView comment

Trolls say stupid things and complain about disagrees now? LOL.

5516d ago 2 agree1 disagreeView comment

I bought them both AND Crackdown 1 and 2, Just Cause 2, Red Faction Guerilla, the Saboteur, and I even bought Bionic Commando thinking THAT was a sci-fi open world game.

I love the genre.

5517d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

Mercer survived a nuke.

5517d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

Meanwhile, in Bulletstorm, Trishka Novak threatens to kill people's dicks.

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