It only does antagonizing other programmers! (Though this is just the site doing it, not Sony)
No seriously, one of the things you DON'T want to declare is that something is unhackable. Remember Ubisoft and their DRM? Hackers always find a way. Always.
Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
I'm approving because I think it's hilarious. :D
Wow! Which creepy little girl inside a video tape told you you were gonna die within a fixed numbers of days, THIS TIME?
Lighten up, yes?
Jesus, was there nothing else in the advertising budget?
Happy birthday! :D
"Pro-Sony"? But this article is "Pro-360" (that too, for no goddamned good reason. "Vaguely scientific"? Ha!).
Whichever nets it the most hits on any given day, I guess. You know, when those goldmines they call "top 10's" are running dry. ;)
Edit: Or maybe it means your focus on only the controversial issues of each console shows you run to whatever you can milk for the most hits?
Also, congrats on...
"Vaguely scientific"
Stopped reading right there, did you? I stopped at "NowGamer". :)
And before anyone asks why I bothered to comment, it's so this could get to front page and be torn apart by everyone else. >:D
@Jimmins: It's a living, unlike a job at NowGamer.
Where do you work again? :)
It means it can't be done on 360, actually. :)
"Come on Sony fans! Give us hits! We need hits! Please!"
Lol. I don't even care about reporting GamesThirst stories any more. They're getting more hilariously lame than anything else. :D
Can we get Bloodmask to stop submitting articles from this site? Seriously. All their articles are just tragically run-of-the-mill and boring.
Yes. No. I don't know. Maybe.
Now can we please stop with these retarded articles. D:
People said the same about Wolfenstein when it released last year, but next to Borderlands, I had more fun with that than Killzone 2, Halo 3: ODST or Modern Warfare 2...and it wasn't even half as successful as any single one of them. It just depends on what people are into, and yes, how aggressively the publisher is willing to market it.
Edit@Zeitgeist: ...Which is why I said I had more fun with Wolfenstein than any other FPS last year (except Borderlands, and it's a...
Any interesting articles?
What is it with Kratos' immediately having to f*ck/rape any women associated with his opponent immediately afterwards? (Unless his opponent is a woman, in which case he rapes and then kills her, according to God of War fans)
Dante doesn't even have a wife. >.>
And quite frankly, forget Dante. Vergil is the one who would totally own Kratos.
Wow, looks like the contributor actually took my suggestion. :D
"Crackdown was a subversive, immersive, and downright enjoyable game. It seduced completionists and forever embedded the alluring 'ting' of a collected Agility Orb in our permanent memory."
Uh, was the game really like that? Sounds more like a description for GTA: San Andreas or Vice City (aside from the Agility orb comment).
Just what is up with these terrible pictures of Kratos people are using for their God of War stories?
Seriously, that's just Goldberg painted over with Krato's body tattoos. :|
Why can't they use artwork like this?
'Heil Kotick', then?
That has got to be some of the most messed up sh*t I've ever heard about from the gaming industry. You're going to threaten people by with-holding the profits of their own labour (which you wrung out of them, not nurtured). Then you unceremoniously fire the heads of the team. Hope Kotick gets what's coming to him.
"Dear Sony, a note from the wise."
That line right there had me rolling in laughter. GamesThirst and wise? Hahahahahaha! :D
"How bored could they have been?"
For once, we actually agree on something.
And MaxConsole totally sucks but this story of theirs is just so hilarious.
"N4G stole a story from us! Let's write about the truth and let the world know we won't stand this outrage! Oh, could one of you post it on N4G later on when it's up? Thanks." :D