Oh boy.

Neckbear

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Anyone who dares to dub themselves with the terrible title of "gamer" is all but passionate about the hobby, actually. Or so I'm led to believe, because seriously, gamer? SERIOUSLY? I thought that was a word only idiotic journalists, teenagers in search of recognition and females in search of attention used.

4993d ago 3 agree12 disagreeView comment

Blame the obtuse nature of it all.

4994d ago 0 agree3 disagreeView comment

Fast travel would ruin the game. Part of what makes Dragon's Dogma so awesome is the fact that it feels like a consistent adventure- both in high and low points. Besides, it would remove the sense of danger you get if you aren't careful, and the fear of it becoming night time before you reach your destination (or go back to the city). It'd just take away a part of what makes the game stand out, instead making it much more mindless as far as traveling goes.

I agree...

4995d ago 4 agree1 disagreeView comment

The game itself doesn't need 2 million to break even, it needs 2 million to pay for THQ's other mistakes, most likely.

4997d ago 27 agree3 disagreeView comment

You mean for the worse?

4999d ago 5 agree41 disagreeView comment

"it sounds like they're going to use the standard turn-based battle system."

The combat is in real time. It's closer to a CRPG than an action RPG, though.

4999d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

The PS3 had Talladega Nights, though.

5000d ago 4 agree2 disagreeView comment

"JK herself is involved, which alone speaks volumes"

I'm more led to believe that it's her name being used as a marketing tool more than anything, if not about the ONLY thing. I mean, half of the time they spent on this they were throwing around "GUYS J.K. ROWLING IS INVOLVED I MEAN J.K. ROWLING IS INVOLVED THIS IS TOTALLY GREAT NOW LET US THROW THE J.K. ROWLING NAME IN HERE AGAIN. WAIT YOU MEAN SHE'S NOT COMING? SHE DOESN'T CARE ENOUGH? WHATEVE...

5001d ago 2 agree3 disagreeView comment

I think this means that we're getting a physical copy. I mean, NISA is usually fond of those.

As for Yakuza, Acquire is usually quite open for localizations, unlike SEGA, which either localizes their own shit or it doesn't see an overseas release (usually).

5001d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

@ABizzel1

Beyond looked like a crappy fanfiction about some Mary Sue and her best imaginary friend fighting off an obviously EBIL GUISE S.W.A.T. guy. Explosions and idiocy included, with the cherry of "emotions and deepness" on top. Besides, calling it a game when no gameplay was shown is...stretching it a little bit.

Rayman Legends deserves that third spot instead.

5001d ago 0 agree10 disagreeView comment

"No Mr Caffeine = Win"

Sadly he was replaced by two equally unfunny and obnoxious idiots.

Also, that one Rayman Legends stage where it synched up with the music was just incredible.

5002d ago 7 agree3 disagreeView comment

That art

That website

That Comic Sans

Oh god, the horror indeed.

5002d ago 8 agree0 disagreeView comment

Yeah, a beautiful, genuine RPG these days might as well be considered a trainwreck.

5002d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

$150?

lol

5004d ago 7 agree15 disagreeView comment

Unlike you, glorious knight from a prestigious corp dedicated to...defending things online?

Surely your superiority amongst the plebeian critics (which are, by the way, correct in most aspects) is shown with your honorary title, as well as white stallion and shiny armor granted by the Duke of Blizzard for defending his creations from the ugly, poor and smelly loafers that roam around the Kingdom of the Internet. For the Duke shall make no mistake in wording or actions ever. E...

5005d ago 5 agree4 disagreeView comment

It would be.

5005d ago 0 agree1 disagreeView comment

I don't own one, myself, but Android has a plethora of emulators, and the Xperia Play is pretty much the only phone to have buttons suited for games, so I'd totally understand why people would have one.

5010d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

I love how a game more than a decade old has more graphical detail than its modern sequel.

GG, Blizzard.

5011d ago 6 agree2 disagreeView comment

Yakuza, Rhythm Thief AND Anarchy Reigns?

Please let this be false, those are like the best games SEGA could publish this year.

5012d ago 4 agree0 disagreeView comment

@Stretch

The bandit's level was much higher than yours?

It's like you haven't played an RPG that isn't from this generation, holy fuck.

5012d ago 16 agree0 disagreeView comment