Oh boy.

Neckbear

Contributor
CRank: 9Score: 87220

Game Boy Advance Color, Game Boy Advance Pocket, Game Boy Advance Advance?

Yeah man, lord knows why!

4815d ago 4 agree0 disagreeView comment

It's Gothic 4 and its expansion, apparently.

4817d ago 1 agree1 disagreeView comment

I really thought it was a parody or something similar at first. Jesus christ.

4817d ago 1 agree1 disagreeView comment

"A gamer plays games, not sales."

Indeed. And currently, the 3DS has a much greater, bigger and more extensive game library, which makes it the choice of many.

The Vita's good, yes, but it really needs moar gaemz.

4818d ago 20 agree13 disagreeView comment

They aren't journalists, just bloggers masquerading as such.

4818d ago 130 agree3 disagreeView comment

This looks far too cool to be a modern Final Fantasy game.

4822d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

So are politicians. Nowhere in the article was the word "good" mentioned.

4826d ago 3 agree1 disagreeView comment

...What. The article spends almost half of itself explaining its simple terms to the readers. It's far from confusing, I fear you're just mentally challenged.

4827d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

I don't see why I'd buy a Vita for a game I've already played...

Sure, extra content is good and all, but worth buying a $250 handheld for it? Hardly.

4827d ago 4 agree19 disagreeView comment

For the worse.

4828d ago 7 agree12 disagreeView comment

Do NOT play the Warspace extension. It's a disgusting, crappy thing made to make the game less X-COM and more "generic turn-based strategy game", taking away most of the challenge and gameplay mechanics that made this remake actually feel like the original in spirit. In fact, don't download any "rebalance mod" sans the Second Wave and Rational Warfare ones, as they all suck.

That said, still waiting for someone to make a little girl mod.

4829d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

But they made Dragon's Dogma, one of the best games this year. I think they do.

4833d ago 5 agree0 disagreeView comment

But the only selling point of the Vita is/was "console-quality games on a handheld".

4834d ago 7 agree4 disagreeView comment

"And it shall pass that the reviewer can't get off level one. And he shall not care for the game, or want to play it for more than 20 minutes. But lo, he shall be fearful of the software company dropping advertising, and missing him off the free crate of beer list at Christmas, and he shall tremble and quake mightily as all rival outlets have given it a high score. So he shall give it a score low enough to dissuade potential buyers, yet high enough to pacify the software people. And ...

4834d ago 15 agree6 disagreeView comment

Can't wait for half the game to be taken away from the main game with a straight face and then sold for another fifty bucks later.

4838d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

Girl gamers and headsets? What a perfect combination.

4841d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

A commercial one, yes.

4841d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

@decrypt

I really do wonder what drives a man to spew crap like that.

Developers make the games, not platforms.

4842d ago 4 agree1 disagreeView comment

Surely. Now every game will include "I'm a girl and a gamer, deal with it" costume freebie to anyone who can prove their gender. And a "I'm a geek lolXD" with the code from a receipt of oversized frameless glasses.

By last, every game will now feature instagram integration as well as automatically running each picture through a sepia filter. Changeable to grayscale as reward for beating the game in easy mode.

4844d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

The fact the main weapon has an almost completly ridiculous range that makes it impossible for you to miss a hit, I guess.

4849d ago 4 agree0 disagreeView comment