It's such a shame, the original was so low on fanservice it was almost refreshing.
Why are feminists such blockheads that seem to be capable of all but building fair and sensible arguments?
Or what, do you really want every game in the world to be a vapid piece of software that specifically caters to your moronic ideals and tastes?
I'm quite sure Nintendo isn't filled with psychopathologic assholes that look to do nothing but objectify women. But, ironically in your argument, you too are treating women in a generalized manner- that ...
but its sexist trash!!111 boycott atluss!!!!!!1111111222
This man grabbed what was X-Com HD and made it into Silent Storm with aliens.
Which isn't bad per se, but...c'mon.
What, would you seriously prefer a measly code over a disc?
"<3 XD"
Yahtzee's fanbase sumed up in one post. And you're totally serious, too.
Their first mistake was going to EA, from there they went to focus groups and surely, when the game releases, it will be nothing but a hollow, shallow husk of what it was supposed to be; a vapid and generic piece of software showing only small bits of what it could've been.
Thanks, EA!
Unless your idea of humor consists of constant, heavily forced pop culture references and slapstick, then yes, the dialogue in the game isn't funny in the least. In fact, it tries way too hard.
But if you're the kind to get his kicks off things like memes, then yeah, I suppose the game would be funny to you.
Oh, there's a good amount of that in the game.
http://www.youtube.com/watc...
It just reminds me of those PS3 grill jokes, honestly.
They're offering the book in a limited edition, though.
If you actually appreciate decent audio and have a headphone amp, most of those little devices need an RCA output plugged into them to come out straight from the PS3. In fact, there's an audio setup exactly for that.
So if you ask "WTF is up on the cable", they're a requirement for those who have decent headphones (or any simiarly not-so-crappy audio output). Which means they're not completly useless.
That said, is it really that hard to...
@Pixel_Enemy
The RDI Halcyon, plebeian fanatic.
You can't really say you're "sound whoring" when you're using a headset. A Turtle Beach headset, no less. A wireless Turtle Beach headset. A wireless surround Turtle Beach headset...oh god, what the hell is wrong with you?
You're serious?
It's like you're completly ignoring the existence of anything but the difficulty levels deemed BRAINDEAD RETARDED CASUAL and CASUAL. Or the God Hard difficulty, which rivals Ninja Gaiden Black's Master Ninja in challenge. If you're really complaining about it being easy, I would recommend you to go complete the game in that mode. Rather, I dare you.
@LarsoVanguard
And I realize you are far worse than a child; you're barely a sentinent being whose only purpose in life is blabber irrationalities and decry idiocy at every possible step to please his godly overlords he owes nothing to.
Let me just say this: things better get "handed" to me if the company in question, which obviously wants to make money, desires my support. After all, it's something I'm paying for, currency reflection of...
@adorie
It's funny because that's Arkham Asylum/City in a nutshell.
NOW ASK THYSELF: WHICH OF THESE FORMS OF ENTERTAINMENT CAN AMUSE AND ENTERTAIN LIKE ITS NAME PERTAINS?
Now really, Super Meat Boy is a flash game, Penumbra is...okay, I guess, and Journey isn't even a game. What an amazing trifecta...well, I could be more dismissive, but I suppose these are decent enough. Indie developers are capable of much worse, and that much worse is actually what tends to appear generally.
In fact, this article seems rather fond of t...
But the question is: are there little girls?
Was this even ported from PC to consoles? Because the game isn't terribly demanding or anything, and at best got a change of UI in the transition.
Besides, turn-based games work on every platform and every controller. The original XCOM was on PSX, too, for example.