If Bayonetta was a man, it'd get an even lower score than me at a beauty pagent because the developers "should have used a powerful woman character instead of perpetuating the patriarchy".
Polygon: Winners of the best "You Can't Win Theater" productions 3 years in a row.
Very well said; I'd give you more bubbles than I have in my Double Big Gulp cup of Pepsi if I could.
In the newest production of Polygon's famous "You Can't Win Theater", Polygon wants more female characters in games, but not if they're attractive/sexy.
Meanwhile, they'll punish developers who may have a Metacritic score-based bonus payment because the character model wasn't what they wanted.
Polygon is an absolute joke, and shows why gamers are disgusted with so much of gaming journalism.
I have a Cheeto lodged in my frontal lobe so I might be misinterpreting your comment. Could you clarify what you meant? I'm reading it as if I don't buy it (and all of us gamers follow suit), then they'll stop making the entire series? I just want to make sure we're on the same page of the takeout menu.
As always, the best way to send a message is to speak with your wallet. If you disapprove of a developer or publisher's choices, then don't buy the game.
We don't have to buy things we don't feel like supporting... unlike those size XXXXL sweatpants my District Court says I have to wear if I want to ride outside rather than my beautiful floral-print muumuu.
This article has such a ridiculous premise and poorly argued, I had 4 aneurysms, two heart attacks, and finally lost my other foot to diabetes. I am less of a person from having read this piece of pseudo-intellectual garbage.
And a fried turkey!
Needs more stuff to be a Fatty-Class Bundle: maybe an extra controller and the camera, plus a year of Plus. Good selection of games, though. I enjoyed Killzone more than a chocolate shake with whipped cream and a cherry. I still need to play Second Son, which I've heard is darn good.
Good point, delicious space beast.
EDIT: I swear I have the money somewhere buried in my folds, along with some emergency mac-n-cheese. Just give my excavation team more time!
Fatty only gets ripped off when Golden Corral kicks me out after 12 hours of prime rib and chocolate fountain. There hasn't been a more flagrant case of false advertising since the movie "The Neverending Story".
As far as games go, other than collectors' editions that I collect like plaque in my arteries, I find myself waiting for GOTY editions on a lot of major titles. I have a huge backlog and I know eventually all of the extras will get bundled into a ne...
Amazon sells games AND food. Count this rascal-riding hunk'a love in.
He's good at pulling plants because Toadette doesn't put out.
Now how long until Nintendo shuts it down... and then faces fan disdain and allows it to continue again?
Fatty still has his copy (even wipe the Crisco off my hands before I touch it), but I'd buy it again in a strained heartbeat when my pacemaker activates.
I'm about as worried about this as I am about the fate of the toe I lost to diabetes a couple of years ago. It's going to be better than when I got that $100 all-you-can eat pass to the Olive Garden.
My wife called me "pleasantly plump" just before her bones mysteriously all shattered when I rolled over in bed. No clue how that could have happened. RIP in peace my chunky love.
I'll take 4 please! Gotta have energy to make it to dialysis today.
Rolly & sweaty as always, Gravity_DoGG. Blood pressure's through the roof and cholesterol is clogging the arteries, but my rascal's all gassed up and ready to roll.
Such insight! Your comment is surely the best of the year and incredibly productive to conversation. You, your family, your friends, and indeed the Internet as a whole should be proud of such incredible thought.
It's been my very favorite Zelda game ever since the first time I played it, which was about 4 triple-bypasses ago. I fired it up last year and played it all the way through again. It still holds up as a great game.