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cyguration

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Yeah I noticed that not a lot of people employ the 'S' rank when they clearly should. A+ is for being a boss, but 'S' means you just went beast on that mofo and it deserves such a rank.

Too bad N4G doesn't have it setup like that, though.

4582d ago 1 agree1 disagreeView comment

I disagree.

This needs exposure.

Crappy video game journalism should be called out where ever it happens and he did the right thing by calling it out and making people aware of it that otherwise never would have known if they didn't visit this site.

4582d ago 3 agree0 disagreeView comment

You've been watching porn for that long, eh?

4583d ago 3 agree0 disagreeView comment

You're absolutely correct.

Ellie was, in The Last of Us, equivalent to that annoying girl from Resident Evil 4 (in terms of protagonist and deuteraganist).

Ellie was a strong supporting character but not the main character -- the main character, as you mentioned, was Joel.

The story, however, was all about Ellie's impact on Joel and how she affected his character from his perspective (and subsequently, the player's).
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4583d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

Not to mention the anal rape gun.

Pornstar to voice a character? No prob.

Purple dildo bat? No prob.

Alien anal rape gun? No prob.

Pornstars promoting game? Oh heck no!

4583d ago 17 agree1 disagreeView comment

Either SexyGamerDude disagreed with you, or someone else weird and creepy did.

4583d ago 11 agree0 disagreeView comment

Yet they hired a pornstar to do a terrible voice over for one of the main characters?

No, that's being hypocritical.

4583d ago 14 agree0 disagreeView comment

LOL... the console fanboys disagreed with you in droves because they don't have an argument.

Sorry guys but it's the truth... unless you get the next-gen versions, which will probably be med-high.

4583d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

$40 for a game and $20 for DLC that I can't use because of GFWL (the thing glitches so I can't save progress, which in turn prevents me from accessing any of the DLC) so yeah, I've got $60 worth of digital coaster on my hands and no fix. Worse yet is that I can't even use the content as a coaster like I could a broken disc.

If you've got parents buying your games for you then it's probably not much of a problem for you, but for those of us with a job a...

4583d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

gtfo with that...we're talking about Reggie's body being ready.

Speaking of which...so is mine.

4583d ago 4 agree3 disagreeView comment

WTF are you talking about off topic much? GFWL is a DRM service Microsoft uses to inhibit and lockdown PC games.

Good for you that they helped you and a bunch of other people don't get help or any sort of software patch to fix the broken POS.

That doesn't negate from the fact that the thing is broken and just because YOU got helped doesn't mean the situation is better for it. As this whole post wouldn't exist if GFWL wasn't a crappy midd...

4583d ago 1 agree3 disagreeView comment

NOTE: This is not a Steam issue but a GFWL issue.

Anyone who buys any game with GFWL DRM should note that it has NO support and if you run into a problem that isn't resolved by some other party you won't get any help from Microsoft.

I've avoided all GFWL games after I wasn't able to play some games due to some unfixable errors.

This has nothing to do with Steam and everything to do with that piece of crap known as GFWL.

4583d ago 3 agree4 disagreeView comment

Fish shouldn't have badgered his own fans and he wouldn't have had a problem.

4583d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

7:30am... channel 20, five days a week.

Waiting an hour for a 730kb picture on a 28.8bps modem?

7:30am each and every time.

4583d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

@Hercules189

Optimization can't make up for missing features like GIL (global illuminated lighting), which won't be available for the PS4 or Xbox One in Unreal Engine 4 games, same as PhysX and all DX11 features aren't present in Xbox 360 or PS3 games.

Optimization can't fix hardware limitations.

4584d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

Nah, but you will need to check in with Microsoft every 24 hours to access the full power of the stripes.

4585d ago 12 agree1 disagreeView comment

Don't forget Digital Foundry's take:

"The Critical Breakdown Between PS4 and Xbox One Stripes Performance"

On that note... imminent fanboy response:
"The stripes add additional bandwidth capacity to the system and it's guaranteed to get an additional teraflop out of the system. This will leave the competition in the dust in 2015 if the devs stop being lazy"

4585d ago 16 agree1 disagreeView comment

55mhz, to be exact.

4585d ago 7 agree1 disagreeView comment

Well, it has to be flame decals with a super-charger, otherwise people won't take it serious at all.

4585d ago 12 agree1 disagreeView comment

This is, by far, not the "worst thing" to happen to gaming.

Anything on Kickstarter sure beats the anti-consumerism from corporations like Microsoft and EA.

And it opened up the only avenue to play some sequels to classic games that otherwise would NEVER be made under the current regime of gaming's plutocracy.

4585d ago 3 agree7 disagreeView comment