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The real question is: Do we need someone like Roger Ebert in the video game critic space?

I say "No".

Games are supposed to be about fun and appreciate the effort, art and entertainment values added to the experience. Even if there was someone who could articulate this for a mainstream audience, it would be pointless given that there's someone who will just drive their car and get it stuck between a guardrail, jiggle the thing to pieces, explo...

4578d ago 3 agree0 disagreeView comment

When they make room after they get Dick out.

4578d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

A republican conservative obviously doesn't like certain names because it brings up those uncertain feelings they get when they say that name...especially when the wifey isn't around.

Don't worry republican conservative mod...your secret is safe with us. Promise.

4578d ago 1 agree2 disagreeView comment

I hear it's hard out there for pimps, too.

4578d ago 4 agree0 disagreeView comment

Nah, many of us are willing to give XB1 props where it deserves it, but Microsoft has left a sour taste on my hobby and I don't much like them anymore.

4578d ago 8 agree13 disagreeView comment

Micromanagement.

That used to be a real thing back in the day for WRPGs but they abandoned it for accessibility and "broad appeal".

The original X-Com was just as in-depth as the old SNES JRPGs, and the original Baldur's Gate had all the little intricacies found in things like Star Ocean and Front Mission.

Nowadays it's not like that at all for western RPGs. They focus more on trying to be blockbustery and sell people on these...

4578d ago 1 agree2 disagreeView comment

I was really surprised with how good this game is. They deserve all the success they receive.

4579d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

Please, Capcom, please...Ultimate Marvel Vs Capcom 3 and life will be complete on PC...pleeeeease!

4579d ago 5 agree0 disagreeView comment

Warframe deserves the success...this game is badass on a whole other level. Anyone with a high level profile (not just a high level warframe) will know what I'm talking about.

The combos and seamless transitioning between melee and projectile combat is intense. They should pre-load this game on PS4s so everyone has it at launch, plus the ability to play offline is a huge plus for people who don't like people.

4579d ago 5 agree0 disagreeView comment

This guy's article isn't bad.

However, it feels like he's writing about something with NO experience for the yesteryears of gaming... the Golden Age.

While games are getting better, they're doing so after having been terrible compared to generations passed.

The 90s offered us the kind of versatility, compelling stories and character defining experiences that allowed us to call it the Golden Age. We're just now starting to...

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It's not about whether or not they fit the criteria of being "next-gen" it's a moniker that carries weight only insofar that they actually are "next-generation".

Someone brought up a very interesting point that a lot of the great features that will make games fun are things that you can't readily advertise or showcase in games like you could going from the PS2 to the PS3.

For instance, particle simulation physics -- features ...

4579d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

Had to downvote this website because of the obvious page-grab... didn't even finish the slideshow.

Anyway, I hope they enjoy the hits I didn't fully give them.

It's also funny how people rag on GTA IV's driving when in fact Rockstar says they're just going to improve it by not making it as "floaty" (and I agree, because with slightly more weight it will almost be identical to Forza Motorsport)... so based on this stupid article G...

4580d ago 0 agree1 disagreeView comment

I'm curious who this angry, mysterious disagreer is going around being angry and disagreeing with people?

Angry console fanboy pissed off that it isn't in their version of the game? An angry dev who feels threatened that modders will take over their job one day (very likely, too)? An angry publisher who wish they could have turned this into DLC and resent not thinking of it first? Volition Studios maybe?

4580d ago 5 agree3 disagreeView comment

Oh crap... their voices switch, too! WOW!

4580d ago 3 agree1 disagreeView comment

lol @ all the people suggesting you get the Xbox 360 version.

I'm pretty sure you made your comment in regards to the definitive next-gen version, not the POS current-gen version.

Also, lol @ anyone who thinks current-gen won't look like trash. I refer you to Watch Dogs on the PS3/Xbox 360:

http://www.youtube.com/watc...

4580d ago 5 agree1 disagreeView comment

It's okay...we all know you couldn't properly type out what you meant to say...it's tough typing with only one hand.

4580d ago 9 agree0 disagreeView comment

...or to "choke on my ****" and not be considered gay or a troll.

Not that I'm saying there's anything wrong with either of those.

4580d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

Man, I can't agree enough with your article.

You're also spot on about the attractive reporter to pull in the hits. They're also all over YouTube, giggling and half-talking about the games but mostly playing up to the camera with the hairdo, makeup and the tight t-shirt.

Worse yet is that sites that try to get it right (i.e., BeefJack) don't receive half the amount of props they deserve because 1.) They don't have a tight t-shirt girl doing ...

4580d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

Remember when the industry WAS headed by gaming guys/gals? During the Golden Age of the 90s? When Shareware ruled PC and console games were made by die-hard gamers from around the world?

That was a very poignant time in the history of gaming because it was during the emerging factors of mainstream gaming growth but just before everything went corporate in the aughts.

4580d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

Adam Sessler smelled your comment from Twitter and swooped in to disagree with you.

Don't talk sex around the Sess or he'll suss you out.

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