Bakkies

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CRank: 5Score: 39570

Wow, a reviewer with some sense. Honestly I am tired of seeing 8/10 or 9/10 for games, since it doesn't mean anything anymore.

Donkey Show Simulator 8/10
Super Iraq Fighter 9/10
Football Manager Pinball 9/10

4693d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

If Denis Dyack and Peter Molyneux had a son, it would be Cevat Yerli.

4693d ago 3 agree1 disagreeView comment

Hello.

PS3 CPU: 218 GFLOPS
Xbox360 CPU: 115 GFLOPS
Core i7-980 @4.5GHz: 95 GFLOPS

*FLOPS (or flops, for FLoating-point Operations Per Second)

You are wrong, now you must admit you are wrong, so you can go on with your life, but you're not, you are going to slither out of this one.

Unless you can find that illusive low-end cpu nobody has ever seen or heard of.

4695d ago 7 agree11 disagreeView comment

Great, now stop talking and start making good games.

4695d ago 7 agree4 disagreeView comment

where is daddy when you need him?

4698d ago 0 agree1 disagreeView comment

It only highlights that any man will buckle over and take it up the ass when feminists invades our favorite hobby.

Then some white knights comes along to "save the day", not realizing that by law he cannot be raped, in media violence is promoted against men, men die in wars but receive no glory because they are expendable, divorce will inevitably destroy the man, false rape accusations are rife, men are all rapists and have you ever heard of a violence shelter for m...

4698d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

That is one of the reasons why you shouldn't buy PC games on launch day.

Before I get a barrage of disagrees, here are some reasons:

-It could be a half assed port.
-DRM fiascoes.
-Wait a couple of months, hello steam sale(or similar).
-Launch day server woes.
-Overhyped trash.

Therefore let other people be the Guinea pigs and you'll save money.

4701d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

The author wonders why men like the female body, going so far as drawing a comparison between sexualisation and pubescent male teens.

According to this logic, every magazine cover that contains breasts are marketed for "pubescent male teens", this includes Cosmo, Vogue, Vanity Fair etc.

The author therefore lacks logic. I assume he wrote it to come across as a white knight to secure some pussy.

PS. League of Legends has a lot of ...

4703d ago 6 agree2 disagreeView comment

It is good to educate yourself in the mechanics of trolling, look at a creationist vs evolutionist debate, most of the times the scientist doesn't even know he is being trolled.

4706d ago 0 agree2 disagreeView comment

So it's 1.5 points away from perfect.

Close your eyes and imagine a perfect conference...

Mine included loose ladies, back 2 the future hoverboard, cameo from the spaghetti monster, dinosaurs and a gundam robot.

4717d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

If you watched the conference, but you cannot hear or read, then yes... they announced Dragons Dogma 2.

For the rest of us who can do these things, they announced a new IP called Deep Down.

4717d ago 6 agree0 disagreeView comment

I live in a developing country and I enjoyed PS1 to PS3, but with the PS4's reliance on a fast internet service I am hesitant to jump on the bandwagon. (Here the internet is mediocre at best.)

I know Sony isn't crying itself to sleep over this fact, but still, it sucks for me.

4717d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

"For her to be 21 years old and never having really been on an adventure, for her to be thrust into a situation where she’s struggling to survive, we imagined her feeling scared and unsure of herself,"

So it went from strong and independent to weak and pathetic. I guess feminism applauds this transition, yet I have no idea why...

Btw, in Legend it shows that she led an adventurous life since the age of 6-7, where she "lost" her mother.

4781d ago 2 agree1 disagreeView comment
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There are porn games. Hentai games... you name it.

4814d ago 9 agree1 disagreeView comment

Thank you Jesus.

4819d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

Halo 4 is the bestest creation ever, brought upon us by the Mormon Jesus: Joseph Smith, created by magic and angel tears.

Halo 4 doesn't have glitches.

4820d ago 0 agree3 disagreeView comment

Porn games are doing fine on my PC.

4821d ago 3 agree0 disagreeView comment

Eurogamer gave it 8/10. So who do you trust more? IGN or EG?

4829d ago 4 agree1 disagreeView comment

I wanted to say: "You didn't have an ATI card at Rage's launch."

But then I saw your nick is Taquito, which is fucking awesome. You own a Taquter of course!

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