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Zeevious

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If he is saying he had an ex-boyfriend anything like my last one, I can understand blocking it out of your memory as if it never happened...
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Bill was terrible!

He insisted all our computers use ONLY Microsoft Bob, and had a secret worship room with wall-sized pictures of Phil Harrison, Aaron Greenberg, and a trans-gender Miss. Pogmart.

Naked pictures.

When I asked him how he got them...he just looked away...shuddered a bit an...

6236d ago 0 agree4 disagreeView comment

Though this still may not answer my question.

I'm not referring to STORE returns, but warranty claims, directly from<>to Microsoft under their extended 3-Year warranty for their specific manufacturing/design fault.

Those are all handled and accounted for directly by Microsoft.

My question is still how they are accounted for.

There is no official comment on this from Microsoft, other than the 1.4 billion reserved for replacement units. ...

6237d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

Shatner's hair is included & receives the same royalty payment to appear as Shatner.

At one point in the contract discussions, Shatner's Stunt-hair...Last seen with Sean Connery in "Hunt for Red October" was going to be substituted.

A last-minute concession to skip the promotional tour & 2 weeks in Waikiki sealed the deal for them both.

Shatner AND his hair will be in Pain March 19th!

6237d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

or "Stuffing the Channel" and refers to a practice of shipping excess or extra units to a retailer or distributor.

I don't know enough about how this is being handled by Microsoft and their retail partners to comment specifically. Generally this results in a much larger inventory than can be sold for the retailer & a much higher number of apparent unit sales for the manufacturer.

There is absolutely nothing illegal with this practice.

Alt...

6238d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

It's not what console they prefer that matters.

It's being fair, with an open mind and the integrity to reflect a balanced, object view.
A true journalist knows this is their very foundation.

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To anyone leaving, remember your sunglasses because tomorrow you're on the path to brighter opportunities.

6239d ago 3 agree1 disagreeView comment

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Just imagine if I wrote the rest of this message in WHITE text . . .

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See what you want now...

6239d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

...but you didn't say when and where you would be stealing it from that little kid, and I'd need to know that.

You see, stealing is wrong, but since YOU stole it I can relieve you of the burden of your regret and STILL make sure that it's kept with an adult that can appreciate it.

Don't worry...I'll leave you a bar of Ivory soap to help with that DirtyHairyJoystick.

Your conscience will feel as 99.44% clean as the rest of you...
So it works out per...

6239d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

Elvis's Haze II : Graceland Assault
http://n4g.com/RedirectToOb...

Also don't forget Lara Croft & Elmo's Exclusive baby pictures!

Hey...aren't you late for a dinner with Galactus?

6239d ago 4 agree1 disagreeView comment

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I have no idea myself.

Oh yeah, almost forgot:
Sony's Doomed...Blu-Ray's Doomed...Microsoft's Doomed...You're Doomed.

I guess there's nothing left to do while waiting for all that unnerving doom
but watch some great movies and play some great games!
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Darn pesky doom.

6239d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

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Preorders for "Haze II: Graceland Assault" are available now on iTunes and wherever Elvis videogames are sold.
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NOW in an exclusive enquiring scoop:
Our dedicated pro.fess.ion.alz have these pictures of Lara & Elmo's firstborn...Little Baby Elmoft.

Conceived through Artificial Shenanication La...

6239d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

I'm not asking this to Fan Flames on any side, but because I've not seen a clear or accurate official acknowledgment from Microsoft in PR Statements...when referencing the Extended Warranty...or in Quarterly or Annual reports.

Does anyone know how this relates to the total console sales, as reported shipped to date? (or point me to a valid reference)

My best estimates are based solely on the $1.4 Billion set to address extended repair services per console. According ...

6240d ago 11 agree8 disagreeView comment

From posting outdated spec. information as current facts to applying one standard to Sony and ignoring that same standard for Microsoft...your lack of credibility invalidates your opinion.

Sony is reported to lay off 8,000 out of 180,500 or 4.4% *

...and this is what you call a Death spiral & "More 1st party PS3 titles will see the axe to save cash." (NO 1st party titles have been reported getting the axe AT ALL)

So if that's a death spiral...

6240d ago 1 agree1 disagreeView comment

You're an example of what I have serious issues with among current "gamers" who read only reviews without reading between the lines. (Rent it to try - Like it? Buy)

Either you:
Don't own Lair...Never played Lair...Didn't bother to go through the practice runs included with Lair...Or don't really know a thing about Lair beyond reading only critical reviews.

It was even patched to include analog controls & improved targeting...Have you even played i...

6240d ago 3 agree0 disagreeView comment

. . . Only why Metacrtitic won't END IT?

They claimed they where preventing this type of FanBrat sabotage TWO months ago...by simply not letting any user post a review score before release date.

That's all of one LINE of code:
Check DateNow;Release; IF (DateNow => Release) {HideRateButton;IgnorePost}
(yeah yeah...I'll fix the code in a service-pack update - ;)

Since the release date is clearly displayed & in each titles database record...

6242d ago 10 agree3 disagreeView comment

...and I would know, cause I donate time at his:
Cult of the Console Recovery Shelter/Wii Missionary Center

I update their Naughty & Nice database & I know who's getting a lump of Atari 2600 ET-Game Rom Chips for Christmahanukwanzika!

6253d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

But by even this slanted articles numbers, it's claimed to happen to so very very few PS3's I think we'll call it:

"The Black Speck"

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Remember PS3 owners...even you...YES YOU, have the infinitesimal, teeny-tiny, titty-bitty, really-really, really small chance of being the victim of a "Black Speck" event.

It's looming like a single piece of dust...waiting to wreak final destruction upon you with barely a chance for your P...

6253d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

I once got a Flowbee as a joke. (Brand-new, at a thrift store for $2.50 labeled "Vacuum cleaner attachments")

I once tried the Flowbee as a joke.

Surprisingly, that dang thing works just like the cheesy ad's say it does!

Still there's no need to taint the likes of a quality, parody inspiring product like a Flobee with such an unfortunate association!

...and I'm pretty sure if in charge, the Flowbee would have trimmed that article, ...

6253d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

method of comparison makes the less than 1/5 of ONE percent, entire market share of Digital Downloads look pretty laughable.

I mean it's simple: If DVD is Blu-Ray's competition...aren't Digital Downloads in competition with BOTH? (and with a fractional percent of the market!)

So which would you rather have again?

Closing in on 1/5 of a 12 million DVD/BR release

OR

Closing in on 1/5 of one SINGLE percent

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6253d ago 3 agree0 disagreeView comment

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Is Bill still grounded for all that stuff you listed...

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or just for Vista?

;)

6253d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

You can win clothes, furniture and arcade games right now, and it's even easy!

With a Hong Kong account...download the Namco Museum beta. (English) and play it. You will win clothing, arcade games, and can even win a sit-down arcade game with all 4 classics in it.

In other arcade games you can win clothes, constumes & furniture...So why wait?

but please stop no don't

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don't stop don't
don't stop don't stop oh...

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