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V is overrated.

but its still good for hot alien chicks.

5527d ago 12 agree17 disagreeView comment

I was disappointed by the single player. Mainly ticked off by the super obvious visual clues making some sections feel like autopilot. I had most my fun with the multiplayer, as your ability to climb around things and ninja some bishes was seemingly more oiled and facilitated in the multi-leveled online maps.

Then I hooked up a sub-woofer and played the campaign again at high volumes. It really was a game changer. Since its going for the cinematic experience, you really need ...

5527d ago 4 agree1 disagreeView comment

Spawn is the man, but I don't think that would happen. Would be awesome to shoot the chains out of his back and hold people with them in the air while beating them lol

5527d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

I say throw Obama in there. I'm sure all the Jared Lee Laughners on xbox live would LOOOOVE that.

5527d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

you should not give a flying fuck. If you still do, get help.

5528d ago 0 agree1 disagreeView comment

Whats with the sympathy for him? He's a pretty big douche. Like they say, you can't be fat and an asshole, gotta pick one and stick with it. I think that's what they say...

War Princess was pretty retarded though, I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE CHOSE TO EAT THE SALTINES.

5528d ago 0 agree3 disagreeView comment

ugg its the land of the EITHER/OR

5528d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

The best defense is claiming that you are male and haven't hit puberty if the worst case scenario happens. It actually works.

5528d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

is "imaginating" some hip pop-culture reference or are you retarded?

5528d ago 2 agree1 disagreeView comment

Disastrously similar to a talkative toddler with a bubble gun...

5528d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

"PSDERP ONLY DERPS DERP."
-Johnny Derp, famous actor from Derp such as Pirates of the Derp, Derp and Derp in Derp Vegas, Edward Derphands, and Once Upon a Derp in mexico.

5528d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

that is undoubtedly a GOOD thing for me. How did Naughty Dog put it in that magazine interview? "Massacre Fatigue"

"I don't want to talk, I want to kill"
Good for you. You are the mythical lowest common denominator.

I do not want to just kill. I can't even bring myself to finish black ops single player because I get SO INCREDIBLY BORED from just wave after wave after wave of the same boring combat. After 5 minutes I want to e...

5528d ago 7 agree0 disagreeView comment

It's like when people call Lady Gaga experimental and edgy...

*facepalm*

5528d ago 6 agree1 disagreeView comment

"Clearly destroying a house people are hiding in, so they can no longer hide in it is not strategic and is a complete gimmick.

CLEARLY.

Clearly if they were to remove everything that characterized the gameplay it could one day be more like CS.

...and that's why BLOPS is awesome."

wait what???

5528d ago 4 agree1 disagreeView comment

Only ran into a couple of squads doing it. But the ones that did were such assholes. They fought SO HARD just to do the glitch that if they actually stopped trying to do the glitch they would have won. We got pretty good at making sure we killed them when they approached the boat, and I made sure to get all their dogtags for an extra fuck you.

5528d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

Thanks for clarifying. Really doesn't change much though, does it.

5528d ago 7 agree1 disagreeView comment

Actually I grew up with a nes, genesis and ps1. You're kind of missing the point. I'm saying they are great games, but without the nostalgia factor to fill in the gaps they might appear dated to newcomers. However, the small screen and simplistic control face of hand helds may give newcomers a better experience than plugging a 16 bit console into their 1080p televisions/monitors. Those consoles NEED interlacing. On top of all of this, the play time for many of those games is very larg...

5528d ago 3 agree0 disagreeView comment

Keep an open mind. If you expect something to suck, you will find reasons why it does. There's always room for change and improvement in any artistic endeavor. Writers make pen names to avoid future assumptions made by previous disappointments like how you, and to some degree I, feel about GTA4.

5528d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

That would be pretty cool. Although I might interject and say not an Asian city as not to conflict with Yakuza.

London, Madrid, Rio de Janeiro, Milan, something different than flat as hell NY street grids (no offense, cool city...just a devastating lack of hills to jump)

London might be most feasible, and after the getaway I definitely wanted more. Mostly for the tiny euro-made hatchbacks. Plus I'm sure Rockstar could have a ball making fun of the slew of ac...

5528d ago 2 agree2 disagreeView comment

PacMan DX looks not at all challenging. The gameplay seems so terribly dumbed down that it almost seems like a clip from the Onion.

I still might get it if I see something that proves me wrong but if all the ghosts end up in a line, its like playing a shooter where people hold their heads out perfectly still...

5528d ago 1 agree3 disagreeView comment