Wow, you're full of every whiny lib cliche aren't you? I've seen a reasonable amount of real naked women and honestly a lot of them really do have good bodies. I know every female in your social circle looks like Lena Dunham and goes to great lengths to remind you that they only have disgusting bodies because they're 'real' women but I'm telling you, there are women out there who are actually physically attractive, in a way that you don't have to do three years...
Exactly. I mean look at how the male protagonist of every videogame is a short pudgy bald guy. You don't see that kind of realistic portrayal for women. Makes me wonder how men would like it if the shoe was on the other foot and most game protagonists were men with male model good looks and rippling muscles. Like say if Kratos was a super ripped dude in a tiny loincloth or if the default male Shepard character was literally a male model rather than looking exactly like Jason Alexander lik...
I didn't realise Metal gear solid was supposed to be a realistic portrayal of military life. I had always assumed it was meant as a sort of comic booky pastiche featuring characters who's grizzled masculinity or sexy femininity are sort of heightened to make them more dynamic and memorable.
That is pretty dumb though now I think about it. I mean look at Snake. Running around with no shirt on aiming his gun with his eyepatched eye, that's not an unrealistically macho ...
I agree with the general point you're trying to make but let's be honest, you'd only really save the pig because it's the only one you can stick your penis in without it calling the police.
Yakuza Dead souls was pretty much Universally panned as far as I remember but personally I float somewhere between loving it and absolutely bloody adoring it. Maybe that's just because my two great loves are classic zombie movies and Japan, and the game does have its awkward elements but in my opinion no game has ever done the atmosphere of a brilliantly cheesy zombie B movie better.
It was a dumb attempt at a Cornholio joke, ignore it.
I still think VR will be better for real immersive story driven games etc but the possibility of this thing as an all around lifestyle device are just staggering. Just think, if this stuff does work as planned and becomes standard we're possibly looking at a world without screens, since most everything of that type will be virtual. You'd be able to watch a movie on a giant screen floating at just the right point in front of your face. Ads on the highstreet being streamed into your dev...
You're not Spanish, you've just had too much sugar. Don't worry, you'll start talking with an American accent again once you come down.
Not a bad article but if I had one criticism it's that they didn't use the word disturbing enough times.
Let me guess, there'll be a lot of guilt trip laid on me as the player for the consequences of decisions made freely by adults that I've had absolutely nothing to do with.
The actual game looks yet another attempt to cover dated cheap games with 'retro style' but the trailer was fantastic.
I'm hoping more for The Order: 1986. Vice city style.
You're trying to imply that PS4 owners only care about one aspect of gaming... by complaining that one article mentioned an aspect of gaming that isn't the one aspect you seemingly find important.
That was confusingly worded, I know. I'll try to help explain with an example of the kind of idiocy you're engaged in,
'Here we have the new Lexus, it's very spacious with a lot of leg room'.
'Okay, sweet. What about the leg room o...
Unfortunately due to a glitch all the Kings in my version are alive.
It shone pale as bone, as I stood there alone....
To be fair, 'Older men' is a damn good game.
I really hope this is just a small aspect of the full game. I grew up playing music and hanging around with musicians and while playing most people's levels in LBP usually left me entertained and charmed even if wasn't the best level out there, listening to most people's music demos usually just makes me want to karate chop them in the throat.
I'm pretty sure, as a rule, any game that contains the words, 'I'm not a leader, I'm a goddamn parkour instructor!' probably isn't going to rival Citizen Kane for engrossing plot and character development. Still, it should be fun.
Hey look, everyone! It's another multi-page slideshow with zero actual content and a title that reads like it was written by a fake Nigerian Prince! Hooray for gaming journalism!!!
You did, it was in MGS3