Oh boy.

Neckbear

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...People don't get sarcasm, do they?

5601d ago 1 agree3 disagreeView comment

But that's the point of a game, to give you a challenge to surpass. Story is always secondary, although sometimes it becomes primary...

Let us not forget that we're PLAYING GAMES, not WATCHING MOVIES. Despite how good the story might be, gameplay always comes first. ALWAYS.

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I'm quite sure some games do that already, but without having to ditch the challenge (See: RPGs).

My problem is than we p...

5601d ago 1 agree1 disagreeView comment

Baka gaijins don't know shit about glorious Nippon, after all.

5601d ago 3 agree8 disagreeView comment

He hates the "game" part of a game?

I've played games for the story, I'll admit it, but...seriously?

5601d ago 3 agree0 disagreeView comment

Those rehashes far surpass alot of new IPs out there.

In fact, they don't feel as rehashes leaving aside characters and settings thanks to the fact there are always new ideas to make each game feel fresh.

These "rehashes" are so great in fact, that destroy any competition to ever stand up to them.

Quite funny, really, that no other company has ever done what Nintendo has done with the pass of time, game-quality wise.
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5602d ago 9 agree5 disagreeView comment

These are companies, after all- they can expand globally with no problem.

The thing here is than there's a line between trying to expand globally and trying to do so while you royally fuck up everything.

I mean- if you want western developers, try to have them develop new IPs- don't give an old IP to someone who might make an atrocity with said game (See: Ninja Theory with DmC...).

I believe these companies should just find a balance-...

5602d ago 2 agree2 disagreeView comment

But I get what you meant. Characters that feel alive; and believe me, I want that sort of characters as well.

And I'm sure alot of Japanese writters and developers are capable of doing so- Hell, look at Nier, for instance, as well as countless novels and mangas that are actually brilliant and give you incredibly believable characters to the point they seriously feel like real humans.

And sometimes they do pull them off- the problem is than most of the tim...

5602d ago 6 agree4 disagreeView comment

...Seriously, if you leave aside all the LOLDEEP crap the MGS games have, everything else is seriously like this.

I mean fuck, the only MGS games I like are the ones that focus on Big Boss, and event then if you truly analize the plot you'll realize that it's a big bad stupid clusterfuck that makes little to no sense at all.

5602d ago 0 agree1 disagreeView comment

Oblivion and Oblivion with guns? Both with broken RPG elements, a crappy engine and lackluster writting/story.

Mass Effect? Shootan disguised as an RPG.

Dragon Age? Yeah...no.

...And what else?

5602d ago 2 agree1 disagreeView comment

Manly men do manly things.

Suddenly, Big Boss kills a guy. Then he says "OH WAIT. I feel like doing THE SAME THIS GUY DID YAY!" and bangs a Costa Rican loli.

Then METAL GEAR?!

BROOOTHEEEERRRR

Then a gay ninja-swordman-something running around naked.

Then Snake gets old and suddenly NANOMACHINES

The end.

5602d ago 3 agree11 disagreeView comment

Couldn't have said it better.

5602d ago 3 agree1 disagreeView comment

The blurryness is thanks to the resolution.

The AA is because last gen we had SDTVs and didn't noticed jaggies as much as we do these days.

But yeah, overall, the 3DS seems like an improvement over the original- although I still wonder why Namco decided to port ABYSS...

Either way, it's not like we're getting it here in America.

5603d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

But the 8$ Tag for characters you USE in BlazBlue was actually NOT that bad.

I mean, all these characters had different movesets, and hell, they took a while to learn as a whole.

5603d ago 1 agree2 disagreeView comment

Because I sure love an useless peripheral!

I mean, I don't NEED it, nor I WANT it.

5603d ago 0 agree6 disagreeView comment

Nope, I do not like SPORT REHASH NUMBER 12 or GENERIC FPS NUMBER 8. But I feel like Enslaved is just of those games you rent, beat, and then give back. It won't do anything worthwhile on your collection, nor you'll go back to it and beat it again, nor it'll last you a good time. It'll simply stay there doing nothing at all.

'Sides, bad gameplay is a no-go on my book when it doesn't evolves into anything creative nor fun.

5603d ago 5 agree3 disagreeView comment

Seems like basically it's too easy and shallow in gameplay.

Sorry, but then I'll probably ask someone to lend it to me or something. I'd rather play a game than look at it.

5603d ago 3 agree2 disagreeView comment

DMC fans wouldn't redesign him, they would just copy-paste the old Dante.

By the way, what the hell?

Who did this awful work? Some kid at Gaia or DevianART?

This is awful.

5603d ago 9 agree2 disagreeView comment

The first one had alot of flaws. Bugs everywhere, a crappy engine, broken RPG elements, you name it, it's there.

Wich was such a dissapointment since the first two were incredibly awesome- at least it seems this one has the original Black Isle team (or part of them) behind it, so there's a little hope...

Still, I fear this might share the same flaws the first one had. Sadly.

5603d ago 4 agree8 disagreeView comment

And how do you know that is true, without playing the game yourself?

Also, the lenght is thanks to the variation of levels at hand.

In fact, reviewers only bitched about some puzzles and how they gave the answers to you (And even then, it wasn't all clear). That is all.

On the other hand, Enslaved seems to be a nice (but short) game.

Both games look good, but if you ask me, Castlevania looks like a better title.

5603d ago 10 agree1 disagreeView comment

Yeah, seriously.

5603d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment