What is a pirate's favourite way to play games? In 4K HD ARRRRR!!!

bunt-custardly

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Remember Itagaki San developed the Ninja Gaiden games so this has to be good.

And for those missing out on the pun earlier here's one.

I'm not desperate for a Wii U so I will pass on a Devil's Turd.

Ok you can throw the rotten eggs at me now.

3916d ago 2 agree1 disagreeView comment

Ok imagine it's a deserted island that has a broken but workable wind generator powerful enough to boot up a console/pc and small monitor tv.

3917d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

The video has been removed due to a Microsoft's copyright claim.

3918d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

We all knew this news was coming sadly.

I think the refund rules need to be revised for indie games.

3919d ago 40 agree63 disagreeView comment

Who cares about graphics when the visceral gameplay is so kickin.

3919d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

Game doesn't even have mechanic for character to excrement.

Lol.

3920d ago 4 agree1 disagreeView comment

Awesome video. Love Elias Toufexis voice.

3920d ago 9 agree1 disagreeView comment

Crushing wallets more like.

3920d ago 19 agree3 disagreeView comment

Arrggg this game. But still quite addictive as long as you don't pay em a penny.

3921d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

Well said Kane (bubs) and since when does anyone listen to the wisdom that is Polygon?

3922d ago 3 agree0 disagreeView comment

A complete departure from the other games in the series but bloody eck looks rather good.

Let's hope we can switch between 1st and 3rd person on the fly.

3922d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

I don't love the game actually and agree it deserves the low scores it has been getting. The violence does not compare to many other games. I can't be arsed to humour you and list them here.

3923d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

Not to stoke the flames. Oh heck why not. My PC is ready.

Hehe.

3923d ago 2 agree4 disagreeView comment

I'm pretty sure people who refund games frequently will be flagged by the system and then refused. I think it's the same with taking games back to the store. You're only allowed to do it X number of times before they refuse.

3923d ago 1 agree2 disagreeView comment

Oh please. What's with the hyperbole headline. David Jenkins can't have played many games if he thinks this is remotely "the most violent game on Earth".

Maybe he's been stuck in a parallel universe where Nintendo games are the only ones available?

3923d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

Well that blows. Back to reading books then it is.

3924d ago 10 agree0 disagreeView comment

In the words of the party guests in the Ferrero Rocher adverts circa 1990.

"Ambassador you are really spoiling us".

3924d ago 0 agree1 disagreeView comment

Insane. Really? I must be crazy to believe the headline is anything but hyperbolic claptrap.

Call the men in white coats please and section me now so I can gleefully hit my head against the softest part of the padded cell they put me in.

Once suitably dazed I can lie on the floor and wriggle like a tequila worm in the not so tight straight jacket singing Pee Wee Herman songs whilst semi choking on my over-excited saliva.

Then, and only then I...

3924d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

Killjoy.

3924d ago 3 agree1 disagreeView comment

@ MrSwankSinatra

I kinda agree and disagree with this comment at the same time. Am I allowed to do that?

3924d ago 10 agree1 disagreeView comment