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CRank: 5Score: 109700

Christ, I'd completely forgotten I bought FC5!! Haven't touched it since GOW came out 😂😂

2869d ago 33 agree0 disagreeView comment

Funnily enough, I'd nearly thrown in the towel after getting my ass handed to me so many times so I left the game for a couple of days. I jumped back in during the week to try and beat her and got her on my 3rd attempt!!

2869d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

Wait until you get to the Queen!! What a bitch!! She must have killed me about 50 times before I finally kicked her ass. I was never so happy to see R3 flash up on screen in my life.

2869d ago 8 agree1 disagreeView comment

Jesus Christ G3ng4r. Chill, make yourself a cup of tea, go for a walk, do some meditation then pour yourself a straight whiskey. You're like an android responding to everyone.

"MUST NOT LET PEOPLE SPECULATE, MUST NOT LET PEOPLE GET EXCITED, MUST CRUSH SONY, MUST SELF DESTRUCT IF SONY SHOW ANYTHING NEW AT E3....."

2871d ago 15 agree2 disagreeView comment

TLOU:2 is probably the most highly anticipated game at the moment and they'll more than likely show gameplay. Guess you can't please everyone.

2871d ago 6 agree1 disagreeView comment

If they announced any surprises they have up their sleeve now, then it wouldn't be a surprise?? 🤷🏽‍♂️ I'm sure they'll have some sort of new reveal.

2871d ago 7 agree0 disagreeView comment

boi
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1.
(informal) a lesbian who adopts a boyish appearance or manner

You "gangstas" crack me up.

2873d ago 9 agree3 disagreeView comment

@GamesMaster: I'm on the fence with Tomb Raider as the original games hold a special place in my heart and I quite enjoy the new games, but I'm fed up with people saying "if you don't like the new "X" then don't buy it." When something means a lot to you and it gets changed up beyond recognition you have every right to be pissed off about it, and that's nothing got to do with entitlement. If your favourite band suddenly decided to start releasing polka ...

2874d ago 3 agree2 disagreeView comment

😂😂 Same as. I think she's handed me my ass about 20 times now and I haven't really damaged her that much in any of those attempts. In my defence, I was very very drunk when trying to beat her so I must go at it again sober and try and learn her attack patterns. She uses all the attacks from the other Valkyries so it's pretty difficult to remember. I've vowed not to give up until I beat her. Soon!!!

2875d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

"Disney knows nothing about video games."

Disney know nothing about Star Wars.

Fixed that for you.

2876d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

I clicked out of curiosity and it just comes across like he really sucks at the game. It's more of a rant than a review. He's been playing 5-8 hours everyday since it released and still can't figure out the combat & upgrade systems and complains about having L3 as the sprint button being the most HORRIBLE thing ever. Almost every game in the last 15 years has sprint assigned to L3. Judging by the grammar, it reads like it was written by a 12 year old, so maybe he should go bac...

2879d ago 40 agree0 disagreeView comment

I have absolutely no problem with DLC at all when it's done right. TW3 expansions, Frozen Wilds from Horizon, even going back as far as the ballad of gay Tony for GTA IV, all more than worth the asking price. I've already more than got my money's worth from GOW and if they announced DLC I'd buy it without thinking twice.

2879d ago 11 agree2 disagreeView comment

@darthv72: It may be linear but it's a lot more open than Ryse, the Order and Gears which are almost corridor like. Plus, you really have to take scale into consideration too. Crytek are masters at pushing tech in visuals and it still holds up very well today, but there's nothing even close to the magnitude of Thamur or the World Serpent for instance in those games, which obviously takes a huge hit on resources, and I think GOW still looks better.

2880d ago 2 agree1 disagreeView comment

I was about 5 hours into the game launch night, had to hit the hay for work and when I went to set an alarm on my phone I had a YouTube notification on my home screen with the description in block capital letters [[SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS]] (Kratos meets Athena and gets his blades of chaos) All I'd watched was a quick story catch up video in the run up to release!! I went to bed feeling like someone had literally clicked my R3 and L3 buttons simultaneously.

2880d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

@naruga: GOW casual? Can you upload some videos of you fighting some of the Valkyries or clearing the realm tears in Ivaldi's workshop to show how casual it is?? Normal difficulty will be fine.

2880d ago 8 agree0 disagreeView comment

Agreed. It's a pretty silly comparison. Ryse and the Order are linear games that pushed all resources towards graphics and they're comparing it to GOW, which has an open design, fully animated and interactive characters that are literally bigger than mountains on a scale never seen before. Even at that, GOW looks every bit as good, if not better, on a console worth probably a third of the price of the PC that Ryse is running on here.

2880d ago 4 agree1 disagreeView comment

Damn slutty trees.

2885d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

Agreed. I didn't know who he was when Kratos opened the door and all I could think was who is this fool that's just about to get destroyed. Then he cracks Kratos on the chin and I'm like, ok!! Shit just got real!! Really wasn't expecting it.

2887d ago 7 agree0 disagreeView comment

Judgement was the worst game in the whole series.

2887d ago 10 agree4 disagreeView comment

Wait a minute. Isn't this the same "reviewer" that rated the game a 7.5?? So, he gives the game the lowest score we've seen so far, and is now posting entire articles about how awesome it is?

2887d ago 6 agree2 disagreeView comment