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"sometimes, it feels like we’re struggling against an unstoppable tide of adolescence and stupidity that continues to hold us back."

That's my favourite line. Its sort of ironic in that most adolesents are incredibly uncomfortable with sex and seeing pictures of naked ladies.

I would say the fact that someone thinks there's enough people out there that'd buy this niche mag speaks far more about gamings legitmacy than the fact that its fu...

4407d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

Well that sucks balls. CVG as a thing is one of the oldest games mags/sites. It's also one of the best.

4408d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

Save them from what exactly, If Nintendo needs saving than So does Sony.

4408d ago 9 agree1 disagreeView comment

Because the gamepad is a fundemental part of the WiiUs design you idiot. Without it a ton of the machines basic functions don't work. They'd need to completely redo the OS for a start.

Its like saying ferrai should start selling cars with golf engines in them.

4408d ago 5 agree3 disagreeView comment

How is this even news. Pirated versions of every game hit the web about a week before official release.

Now if it was the better part of a couple months like gears 3, Halo Reach an mario galaxy did. Now that's news

4409d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

so 50 odd gb to play one game. Oh yeah those 500gb Hdds are plenty big enough. i don't bloody think.

4409d ago 1 agree1 disagreeView comment

They've also sai Bayonetta 2 is coming out this year as well.

Makes me think theirs going to be a ton of release ates and a load of new games announced uring the e3 Direct. Here's hoping ay!

4409d ago 7 agree0 disagreeView comment

Man i wish the last story was that haep i the UK. you can't fin it for less than £40 ($60) if you can find it at all.

4409d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

Buy a WiiU or a 3ds then, pretty much every Nintendo game I've play in the past year has had some kind of unlockable modes and extras in it.

4409d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

Actually they have, each release has starte a snowball effect, the wiiu is actually doing a hell of a lot better now, than it was this time last year. thanks to all of these additional reasons to get one.

I suggesst you go on amazon an look at the preorer charts. I think you'll fin Mario Kart is sat in the top 5 in both the US and the UK.

4410d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

I have to disagree, 10s of millions of people bought the wii for wii sports. They kept people by bringing in the likes of mario kart and wii party but it all started with one single game.

4410d ago 3 agree2 disagreeView comment

I got stuck on a game last week. If you're finding games too easy either try some harder games. or turn this magical setting up called difficulty.

4411d ago 1 agree1 disagreeView comment

MGS was a reboot.

4411d ago 1 agree1 disagreeView comment

Short answer, yes.

4411d ago 0 agree2 disagreeView comment

Cracking read. My usual response to whingers is to tell them to come join our ranks. They usually go awfully quiet afterwards.

4411d ago 1 agree1 disagreeView comment

A really loud fart for 90 minutes. Then blame it on MS and walk off, probably to a standing ovation.

4412d ago 2 agree9 disagreeView comment

No they're not. the problem is that a lot of them are rushed out to market to coincide with the launch of something. If you;re only given 6 -9 months to build an open world game like the amazing spiderman 2 and port it to six different platfroms of course the quality is going to suffer.

I think what companies need to do is adjust when they want the tie in released. If they gave the devs untill the blu ray release and maybe started to release game/blu ay double packs lik...

4412d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

I did i just didn't have much luck with them. i ended up fighting it with daggers and fireballs. My main issue was that it didn't react to anything you did. The multiple healthbars seemed pointless.

4415d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

I posted the review from my phone something must cocked up. Thanks for bringing this to my attention. It's all fixed now.

4415d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

how's that tin foil hat mate. Keeping out the horrible common sense rays.

They decided a cheap (not in quality but dev costs, the engines all finished, they can euse a lot of assets from x/y) remake would stimulate some software sales thus easing their money worries. It's not suspicious, it's just a bloody good idea.

4416d ago 3 agree2 disagreeView comment