Some people might see this as something of a good thing for the Switch 2, but it really isn't. The PS5 is a 5-year-old console with no real price drop and no Uncharted-level exclusive game during the holiday season. While the Switch 2 is the MOTHERFUCKING SWITCH 2!!! during its first holidays and no inventory shortage. The S2 should be running laps around any console currently on the market, but it isn't.
"But the fastest-selling console eVeR!!!!!" Uh-huh....
Fuck the hell no.
These decade-long development cycles for games are killing the PS3's gains.
I don't really care about sales since they stopped sending me Christmas coupons a while back, but that's not a good thing for the Switch 2.
Just saying.
Stellar Slop 2 will be great!
Microslop turning into one of Sony's biggest third-party publishers is wild to see and experience.
Oh, well.
Noooooooo... Doooooon't... Come baaaaack... Oh, well.
"In fact, it wouldn’t surprise me if SegaNet inspired Microsoft to do something with its Xbox Live network, which has easily grown into something on its own over the years."
It did—down to having to pay for a subscription and... Horse Armor DLC!!! 😱🤯💀. In fact, people that worked on SegaNet went on to work on Live before it was released.
SegaNet was the Demon's Souls to Live's Dark Souls—while the Sega Channel wa...
Great job recreating God of War 1, and Blender fucking rocks. That is all.
Again, the scam is very simple: this project was designed as a "feature-creep-riddled project"—read the words carefully—so they could extend the release deadlines indefinitely, or for as long as they can, which at this point is 13 years and counting. And for what? For Roberts and his immediate family to be able to maintain a high standard of living. Live the good life. Buy themselves a boat and go on expensive vacations, etc. You get it.
While you're looking ...
I'm just letting people know what the actual scam is, is all. It's fairly obvious that people like you tend to get confused easily, so now you know.
Oh, and you're welcome.
This is a good time to remind people that this feature-creep-riddled project and its eternally extended deadline is how Roberts and fam are able to live and maintain a very expensive standard of living, and that's the scam.
Here's to 13 more years. Cheers!
Published by Asspyr. Now you know why.
Sure, Jan.
Roberts and fam have enjoyed a high-end lifestyle thanks to this feature-creep-riddled project, and that's the scam. Here's to 13 more years. Cheers!
They blew so much of their budget in online garbage that they had to make it up by releasing their good games on PC. Big mistake, but there it is. Maybe now they'll stick to single player and follow the Nintendo model of keeping their games exclusive to their consoles.
I don't need homogeny in gaming, and I do not want every console to get every first-party game with zero exclusives. Then what would be the fucking point of having different consoles? Nah, long live e...
Skibidi Toilet fresh.
Ok, guys, I'm freaking the fuck out. Is this also an XBOX?!?!
But is it also an Xbox?
How can we know something about a console that doesn't exist? Although, I do hear that the PS9 might evolve humanity itself. Stay tuned for more.
Anyways, what we do know is that the Switch 2 had massive hype behind it, and it followed what seems to be Nintendo's biggest console/portable system ever, and with no inventory shortage, you'd think the Switch 1 Pro, sorry, the Switch 2, would've destroyed a 5-year-old console. Especially when in their first year ...