So...you want a newer PSP Go? Why would you want slide out controls and a smaller screen? Why don't we remove the front and back touch screens while were at it.
I think we get the point.
Already beat all the Mass Effect games and The Walking Dead, but the rest I will definitely get. Far Cry 3 looks awesome and Hawken seems pretty sweet.
Yeah, if people wanted a game to run at it's best, then they wouldn't be playing on a console to begin with. Unless it's an exclusive that is.
Jesus, people it's a joke/satire. If it were submitted by anyone other than Kotaku you'd praise them for being clever and funny.
And it's true. That is not proper gun technique. You don't ever put your finger on the trigger unless you're firing.
To be honest that picture really doesn't work with any of the franchises you used. It may be similar, but you can definitely tell that isn't something they would have on their box.
@ Simon
None of the Assassins in the series are particularly stealthy (don't say Altair, he was marginally stealthier but still ended up fighting off hordes of people). It'd be nice if they were stealthier but the Hashhashin they were based on were anything but and that was their MO, so that's understandable. In each game, there is a time for stealth and a time for slaughtering everyone in sight, though and I think it is pretty well balanced.
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Agreed. I don't think Shepard will be either. He started it all and is such a badass.
It's fixed now, I think.
Yeah I can't see some pages and I keep getting error messages. It's kind of irritating. I can't reply directly to people.
I'd prefer coke, but bring both. Variety never hurts.
"I don't believe for a second that <SPOILER> Haytham was going to be evil, that little group he was in seemed more perfect for the founding fathers."
Did you play the game? He wasn't evil. He wanted independence just as much as Connor. He just had a different way of going about it (one that was arguably smarter and more efficient). And they showed that the Founding Fathers were flawed so many times in the game. It was in no way one sided for Americans....
Where in the hell is Battlefront and Battlefront 2?
Mass Effect is the shit...
Bubble whoring makes me want to bubble you down...
How is this man gonna say Gears is lacking in characters and story?
Anyways, this list is kind of lacking. I can think of a huge amount of weapons that are more powerful than some of these.
Stop complaining about it. Yeah it's different from the first two, that's the point. It's a different time period and a completely different setting. They want to make it look different because it is different.
Satire isn't always supposed to be funny. He had a point, and he made it.
I actually like Madden 13 a lot. Yeah it's basically a port of Madden 12 with no new physics engine, but it's still the best handheld football game ever made. I also liked Resistance Burning Skies, but there was a little disappointment with that one. The rest I agree with, though.
I agree. I meant we get the point that reviewers are going to trash the game no matter what. I think Nihilistic got handed a shitty hand, with both CoD and Resistance. The blame shouldn't fall to them when Activision decided to wait until 5 months before release to give them the project.