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Well, isn't PornHub ALSO available?

Hell, I'll still settle for RedTube. Good times, good jacks.

Um, at least that's the quality that my... friends... talk.. abo- SHUT UP.

5194d ago 1 agree3 disagreeView comment

@Pliskin
Fkin winning.

@ Tanir
Indeed. "Duurrrrp, it haz rp elemntz. Must b Skyreeem! durpdurpdurp"

@ Spitfire_Riggz
You're one of the few. For most, an apocalyptic world is beautiful in it's own way.

@ FatOldMan
LOVE those games. Buggy, yet still great as hell.

@ Rexbolt
I don't care that it's buggy. No game has provided me with over 2000(!) hours (and still n...

5194d ago 0 agree1 disagreeView comment

Trolling moron. Every single person knows that the reason CoD sells is because there's an OUTRAGEOUS number of pre-pubescent twat-kids who think Call of DUty is still a "hard core" game. Cause, you know, games that make it easier and easier every year are so hard core.

What I wouldn't give to watch one of these kids play Ninja Gaiden 3 or Castlevania 3 back on NES. Or Battletoads. Or, hell, Demon/Dark Souls. They'd be fucking PISSED.

5194d ago 5 agree1 disagreeView comment

From the article:
Story: MODERN WARFARE 3
Graphics: Tie
Audio: Tie
Controls/Gunplay: Tie
Online/Multiplayer: Tie
Overall: Modern Warfare 3

Graphics? A tie? Because there's an install for HD textures? That's the stupidest reason I've ever heard. EVER.

Audio? This man is simply deaf. "Hurrdurr, the painstaking process DICE went through to make it the best sounding FPS game ever isn't good en...

5195d ago 19 agree1 disagreeView comment

Fallout: New Vegas? That's my personal recommendation. Hell, it may be buggy, but it's still easily my number 1 game of all time.

Avadon was great. Got me back to playing Geneforge. A great series.

Borderlands? If you liked Skyrim, play Borderlands? That's a bit of a stretch, I must say.

Planetscape: Torment made the list! One of my favorites. Chris Avellone <3

5195d ago 12 agree11 disagreeView comment

I love how everyone references his performance as Chuck, but gives no shits for him being Arcade Gannon in FNV.

I love both NPH and Levi. He should be a damn awesome watch (not the time kind of watch. I know you, 'That One Stupid Dumbass That Has an IQ of 1'! I KNOW YOU!!).

5196d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

Well, I'd gotten this days ago.

Damn place kept crashing my game every time I got near it or got it and was running back. I managed to book it fast enough to grab the set and get out of there. Place was infuriating.

5196d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

@ Biggest
Oh, and those SUPER action-oriented games like Mafia Wars and Angry Birds... they're just as exciting and tense of Uncharted: Golden Abyss and Killzone on the PSVita! I mean, look at Angry Birds' great FPS action!

/s

5197d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

Technically, they should be ashamed of everything from the past 2 or 3 years.

5197d ago 3 agree0 disagreeView comment

Actually, gcolley, as a Christian, I also believe that the earth is only 6000 years old. Why? Because no matter how much people insist that the Big Bang Theory has been proven, NO ONE can ever tell me where that little ball stuffed with energy and mass came from. It had to get there somehow. So, until someone can tell me where that came from, I'm believing what I'm believing.

As for the "Default religion is Christianity!" crap, that's becoming less and l...

5197d ago 0 agree1 disagreeView comment

"Fuck, shit and asshole can be heard in the dialogue."

Really? Fuck? Resident Evil was never one for 'fuck'. Hmm...

5198d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

I don't know what part of this comment was the most offensive. Saying CoD is a better game or calling it Bad Company 3.

*facepalm for humanity's VAST AMOUNT of intelligence!*

5198d ago 5 agree1 disagreeView comment

On the topic of the game being banned in Iran: This was really, very much expected.

On the topic of America-hating: What the hell? Look, no country should be judged by the crimes of individual people, but rather the government and beliefs of the country.

"Well, some dude killed his family and was a psycho. Guess that's what you get for being an American! hurrdurr" What some mentally messed-up people do as an individual should stay based on the i...

5198d ago 4 agree1 disagreeView comment

Ooh, that last one "Trying to clean your quest box" is one I'm especially guilty of. But I'm OCD! I havez tehm ecuzzez!

CAN'T. TAKE. MESSY. QUEST BOX. I'm hating those broken quests sitting in my quest box. Can't get rid of them... drives me up a friggin' wall.

5198d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

Well... damn.

Someone was a bit Columbus-y, hmm? :D

5198d ago 3 agree0 disagreeView comment

HA! Well, I've found at least half of them.

Exploring FTW!

5198d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

I love that EVERYONE hasn't mentioned that single thing I noticed...

The E3 pictures are of a higher quality. I don't mean what the article is saying, I mean that the photos of the final build look terrible and blurry, brought only by the photos, not the game. So, this dude is slamming the game for it but doesn't even have the common courtesy of looking up high-quality pictures first. What a bastard.

5198d ago 2 agree2 disagreeView comment

Even if it did, what does it matter? People just have the bow down to Nintendo. Well, then, I guess the only side-scrolling games would be the ones Nintendo makes and the only action games are the one Nintendo makes, right?

He's a fanboy. I mean, for God's sake, look at his username. If Captain N doesn't show his loyalty and fanboy attitude about the company, I don't know what does.

Well, Captain N, if it DOES end up being a SSB-esque title, w...

5198d ago 4 agree2 disagreeView comment

For my first (I think it's my first...) use of the f-bomb on this site (though I use it liberally IRL):

Well... what the fuck, EA? I see every word imaginable on those forums, but "badass", well, that's just where the line is crossed. The word that is an ARGUABLE cuss word, well, that's a terrible word. "Shit?" That's fine. "Ass?" That's fine, too. "Twat?" Well, go ahead! "Badass" WTF?! HOW DARE YOU USE THA...

5199d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

Bubbled up for helpfulness. I thought they'd just gotten rid of hotkeys altogether.

This is gonna save me a lot of time, mein freund. Thank you!

5200d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment