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You'd like to stick your head ALL THE WAY UP HER ASS?

1. Being able to fit your friggin' skull through a small hole in the ass would be an achievement. Not one humans would be proud of, but one nonetheless.
2. But why the hell would you want to stick your head up her ass? Unless you have a fetish for looking at people's digestive system... In that case, feel free.

:P

5035d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

Yes, it is weird. :P

5036d ago 1 agree2 disagreeView comment

Well... what did the five fingers say to the face?

SLAP!! XD

5036d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

I'll believe all of these changes that have suddenly been made in less than two years when I see it.

And, trust me, I doubt we'll see it.

Also, I was right. Woods will be 95. Old pisser, indeed.

5036d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

TRON, man... It's annoying to see how few people have actually watched it. Love that movie.

5036d ago 6 agree2 disagreeView comment

Haha, this was wonderful. If you fixed some of the grammatical errors here and there, I'd dare say that you would be a fantastical author of humor novels.

Thanks for taking your time to write this up, by the way. It should be a friggin' rule of the site to read this and LAUGH. Because if we don't laugh at this, all Kinects in the world will "activate", band together, create SkyNet, and make Arnold cool again... Oh, and devastate the world. That, too.

5036d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

That isn't the same Captain Price, bro. For one, WWII Price died on the Tirpitz in CoD 1.

Two, their faces don't show m difference age-wise. So, he didn't age? Besides, WWII Price's face was a bit chubbier.

Three, their voices aren't the same. The MW Price is probably his grandson or something.

Besides, there isn't a single true military force in the world that would find a man that's supposed to be around 90 - 1...

5037d ago 2 agree1 disagreeView comment

If you look at his upper arm, you'll see that he's in a hospital gown of some description. I think he's in a nursing home.

5037d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

He's gotta be one old pisser, then.

5037d ago 20 agree1 disagreeView comment

Refreshing? Maybe some people haven't gotten this yet.

It will be the exact same game with a new paint job slapped on. It's like saying, "I have two yellow pencils, everyone! I think I'm going to use a marker and color one of them red!" and someone going, "Hmm... the red pencil might be refreshing if you know how to use a marker correctly."

5037d ago 4 agree4 disagreeView comment

@ujean69
That's correct, it is a modified Quake III engine.

Which says a lot about the capabilities of the engine of the time... but holy crap, these games just look terrible now. It's been half a decade since MW1 and it barely looks any better.

5037d ago 5 agree2 disagreeView comment

Better place? Heaven?

How many "better places" are there from Naughty Dog? 0_0

5039d ago 11 agree4 disagreeView comment

Right under where it says "Read full story" is the site name with a + sign. Click that name and you can down-vote. :)

5039d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

@KMCROC54
I highly doubt Valve would lend those characters to Microsoft. In the end, Valve is a PC/Mac company and those characters would go to a PC/Mac SSB game, if ever those was one made (not including The Showdown Effect).

5039d ago 2 agree3 disagreeView comment

Hmm... I think they forgot about Master Chief.

5039d ago 4 agree0 disagreeView comment

I'm sorry, you have to make an account to see the ne--

Down voted story and site. That's just a pathetic excuse to get more members. Period.

5039d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

What the hell are you talking about "work up" (Hint hint: It's "worked up". Get an education)? You asked a question, I gave an answer.

With that said, you must be no older than 9 years old if you think, "Disagree = Hate you" Disagree means DISAGREE.

Again, get a damn education...

5041d ago 0 agree1 disagreeView comment

Who would win? With casual gamers, I'd expect Brawl as they at least know some of the characters. For core gamers, I'd expect Battle Royale to end up getting more sales due to the fact that there aren't many core gamers who care about their Wiis or the Wii U to get a new SSB game, at least not immediately.

Also, is there REALLY a reason you need to put 3 to 4 exclamation marks after everything you say? I mean, really...

5041d ago 0 agree4 disagreeView comment

Boss?

Kevin Butler got promoted!

5041d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

Why are there so many people screaming "milk!"?

There's been two games. Two. That's all.

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