grumpysmurf

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Hnngh. I'd let her eat *my* brains.

5785d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

Card in the pic is an ATI Radeon. Just sayin'...

5786d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

Love the 'related article' headings:

'PSP GO #%*$&@ Yourself!'

followed by:

'Why Do The Press Hate Sony?'

lol

5786d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

A QTE musical in which you control Fat Boy Slim's Walken music video perhaps? :P

5789d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

It looks all white 'n' chalky. The forgot to apply the corpse paint.

5789d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

The chick in the article pic is Jacqui Ainsley, who voices Madison in Heavy Rain. If they get her in for a musical, I'll buy it! lol

5789d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

100 hours of grinding to face the big monsters actually sounds kind of fun: it gives you a clear prize to work towards at least.

5790d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

Here's hoping for a 'dead parrot' routine...

5791d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

I wonder how well the Xbox would be doing in the US if Americans weren't so patriotic? It's clearly an inferior console. This is a fact.

5792d ago 4 agree10 disagreeView comment

You're wrong.

1. exhausted from the run down hill -- so was Shepard.
2. Disorinted -- so was Shepard. He was in the crash too, remember?
3. Unsuspecting -- how are they unsuspecting? YOU were chasing HIM.
4. Wounded -- so was Shepard.

Face it, Shepard was a badass. Either that or his opponents were weak as piss.

5793d ago 0 agree2 disagreeView comment

Totally agree about the Manhunt dude. If you were wearing a headset it was even worse -- he was inside your freackin' head!

Also agree about Kratos. He is one of the only anti-heroes to actually live up to the name. (Most videogame 'anti-heroes' are just regular heroes with stubble and a bad-boy smirk.)

5793d ago 0 agree1 disagreeView comment

Some napisan will take care of that. The stains on your soul are harder to remove though.

5793d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

"Whose jaws didn’t drop in awe as Shepherd, who was probably pushing 60, took down two hardened army soldiers almost half his age? Go grandpa, go!"

Ha ha, yeah I couldn't believe it when Shepard took down Soap and Price. They must have been from the New Zealand army.

5793d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

False idols and would-be prophets: bow your lowly heads. A God walks amongst you, and He will suffer your mimicry no longer. Darksiders, Dante's Inferno, Bayonetta and the rest: prepare to meet your maker.

5795d ago 4 agree1 disagreeView comment

Am I the only person who preferred Word at War to MW2? Multiplayer offered a much smoother experience, and the campaign seemed to last longer too. Also, Kiefer Sutherland plainly rocks - I'll take him over Captain Price any day.

5800d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

Well, it's an interesting idea, but I fail to see how it could possibly work. Even third-party controllers designed for ONE console are usually pretty crappy. Imagine trying to make it work for multiple systems with different buttons? Personally, I don't think it's possible.

Edit: on the plus side, we wouldn't have to search high-and-low for old school gamepads when they break.

5809d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

I like how you can order posters of the penis-hands guy.

5816d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

After uploading all of those pics, I'm surprised they even had the ability to type, let along get the character names right.

5817d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

The last pic is by far the hottest.

5818d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

I think people who are taking this article seriously are missing the point. It appears to be a parody of 'girl gamer worship'. At the very end, they basically admit that none of it matters and you should just find a girl who you like.

Also, calling Vin Diesel a 'stud gamer' is pretty funny.

5820d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment