The most racist thing that the gaming industry's ever done was change the Xbox 360 from white to black. It was a huge insult to Anglo-Saxon gamers everywhere.
You could say the same thing about racing games. Or FPS games. Or fantasy RPGs. Or pretty much any video game genre, come to think of it.
I wonder how long it'll be before we see a Halo PS3 exclusive?
Screw you and your nerdy club. :P
So now cyber criminals are going after fans of tentacle porn and hentai? Man, is *nothing* sacred anymore??
Dwarf Fortress? Never heard of this in my life. Is it a Flash based game? Seems kinda interesting if you can create a working computer... although I bet you need to be a technical wizz for sure.
The Paperboy trailer is just about the best thing I've ever seen.
Not to besmirch their efforts, but they really need to tie all the running around and shooting with an interesting plot. For me, the best part about the movie was the cool backdrops. That said, I doubt any of us could do any better.
A list of worthwhile games wouldn't go astray. He mentions Command & Conquer, but that's about it.
That six-pack is disturbingly manly.
I thought Belladonna was a transvestite? Or am I thinking of someone else?
The funniest thing is, there's absolutely no proof that the 'Playdates' featured on the website are the women you're actually playing with. It's the same with phone sex workers -- most of them are 45 year old housewives.
Gold.
For a truly old school death, try being slowly filled with air by a bicycle pump until you burst messily like a ketchup-filled balloon.
"So you guys weren’t tempted to make a 10 girl orgy?"
There's your hard-hitting journalism right there.
Satire works best when you're not expecting it. Posting the article in badjoystick would somewhat defeat the purpose.
Guys. It is criminally obviously satirical.
"We were lucky enough to see the system in action -- someone was selling a prototype on eBay."
Come on. It's meant to be funny.
[moved to Gamer Zone]
The second Optimus Prime one is pretty frickin' sweet. The manga one is just creepy.
There can only be one RPG movie: In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale!!!!!