"My daughter says you're good with your hands."
"SIR I SWEAR I NEVER..."
China owns the US "government" at this point. I'm sure they'll have no trouble.
"...and and for the eighteenth phase of the boss fight you have to ascend the robot using only your hydrodynamic spatula..."
"David, for the last time this is a golf game."
Good. I'd rather they take the time to do well.
"Omg please please please don't hate us we made the game how we wanted to but we love you omg we're bending over it just takes time plzplzplz..."
Gamers suck. The fact that a company has to respond this way highlights a huge part of why "gaming culture" is wretched. Reads like a battered spouse.
We'd probably be better off as a species.
Well they're winning so... why change?
I'm shocked most games even run day 1 anymore. Brb 45GB download
It'll be great to pick this up for 20 in a couple months.
Same! I usually wait at least a few months for pretty much everything non-FromSoft now. Game quality has been really poor the last few years... not worth 60, let alone 70.
At this point it seems like bot votes. "Hurr durr we wanna pay more for games that are no better than last gen"
No new game is worth $70. PS/Xbox/PC, whatever. Period.
Yay. Now the board can be LoU flame wars instead of just Xbox/PS flame wars.
Might as well. What's another 10 gallons of piss to a franchise that's literally an ocean of piss?
Matchmaker is still rigged. Shuffler is still rigged. They broke rewards with the update as well.
Wizards is one of the most amateurish, crooked companies out there.
Funny, my risk is based around how many H1bs the anti-citizen US Government allows at a time. Just got laid off a few months back for that exact reason. Half my team got the axe for cheaper foreign labor and the newest hires making less were kept.
So yeah, going to get my small violin for these poor, poor devs.
"Prison shouldn't be a deterrent", and other super smart ideas.
Oh silly... their lives don't matter.
/s
If the prisoners are legit prisoners and not China-Uyghur-type prisoners, who cares?
I'd like to thank Adam Sessler and Morgan Webb, among others, for kicking off the eventual death spiral of "journalistic gaming reviews" that's made the entire endeavor of game reviews and recommendations completely meaningless, unreliable, and an exercise in both baseless "journalist" ego-stroking and blatant commercialized bias.
Well done guys. Your careers get a 1... out of 5.