Do I seriously have to wait 10 f***ing minutes to find 9 other jerkoffs in the WORLD that want to play warzone?! Are you f***ing kidding me?
That's the fight where Chuck Norris spin-kicked Bruce Lee into 2 halves that eventually grew up to be Jackie Chan and Jet Lee.
Regardless of what you think about THIS particular title, it is ALWAYS better to decide for yourself rather than have someone else make the decision for you.
For instance, gay marriage is a topic that's pretty hot these days, but my opinion is and always has been:
"Even if I don't want to, it's nice to know that could."
This particular game might just be stupid smut, but to shoot this down could rob you of an amazing experience in the future wh...
Tragically for the author of this article, hard drive replacements are difficult for the average mentally-deficient quadriplegic.
At LEAST don't make it exactly the same. Make it better for the love of god. Cause seriously, why the F*** doesn't the Wii-mote have another analog stick on it? They could have even made it screw into the d-pad so people could choose for themselves. Is that too f***ing revolutionary for the jerks at Nintendo/Sony to have thought of? This is just like when the N64 came out with one stick, and the PS came out with 2, and everyone was all like "Wow, why didn't I think of that?" BECAUSE...
ARE YOU F***ING KIDDING ME!?
This is one of the best ideas I've heard in years. It's like the video game-equivalent of Crank.
I: Create flimsy premise for action movie.
II: Let nothing be considered too stupid or too awesome.
III: Observe mayhem.
This is going next to Brutal Legend on my "Why the f*** didn't I think of that?" shelf.
No he didn't say that 'bout yo' momma!
Yes... 1,000 points a week, times 52 weeks a year, times 5 years, is what it would take to get a score of 121k... Oh wait.
Well, I guess earning points IS hard when you've got a learning disability. And I for one salute you in doing so well to overcome it gracefully and without publicly embarrassing yourself...
I know I'm going to get flamed for this, but you'd be a fool to believe that your gamerscore was actually yours. It's a neat little feature, don't get me wrong, but those points are meaningless. They're arbitrarily handed out, and can be arbitrarily taken away. Maybe there's better ways to assert your alpha-male-gamer status than with "gamer points".
Edit: REALLY!? Someone REALLY thinks that the gamerscore is the BEST way to assert his alpha-male status? Look at this as...
Oh, without a doubt. Some of those PS2 sales are also from douche bags who bought the slim model even though nothing was wrong with their normal one.
For my part, I still have my original, but I also had to take a handsaw to it to get the disc tray open once. That's a rare form of dedication (read: cheap-assness).
I own a 360 a PS3, a Wii, and 3 computers in varying states of decay. So I don't give a flying f*** who else owns one. It's like a car.I bought the car, and now I don't care about getting a car any more. NOW I care about gas prices, and what kind of stereo I can put in it. The people who sell gas and stereos are good for me as the consumer, and Hyundai swimming or sinking is meaningless to me.
So in game terms, the umbrella corporations of MS, or Nintendo, or Sony can eat s*** an...
See, you're a reasonable and rational human being, that makes you a member of the highest 99th percentile of the human Bell curve,and sadly, these other guys I know just aren't.
To be fair however, their 360s died during the first wave of failures about the time when RROD was coined, so their wait time was a little excessive. Mine died 2months ago and got replaced in 2 weeks. But I'm the kind of guy who wouldn't by another one at all after the first failed.
So because you read my comment, and commented on it, my query also qualifies as news? Please.
The activity of my right index finger shouldn't and doesn't qualify anything as news. News is information, and this article contains NONE. Sure, you could disagree, and I could pretend that mimes qualify as entertainment.
I don't see how MS shipping numbers help me as a consumer.
I am the only person I know out of four who actually waited for my coffin and didn't rush out and buy a new 360 as soon as my first one s*** the bed. How many of these sales (shipped, whatever) do you think were just paper-weight replacements?
How the f*** does this qualify as news?
He's just a tool.
Allow me a brief analogy if you will: It's like he's saying, "My friend got herpes from another person, so I decided to stick with animals instead to avoid the herpes."
The fanboy is the same disease as the sports fan or the over-bearing parent. Projection is NOT the problem no matter how much this guy wishes that what I'm REALLY saying is that I'M the tool. What is actually happening is almost the opposite of projection in fact. These p...
See, no one is arguing that the PC is incapable of producing better graphics. I mean let's face it, the PS3 IS a computer (and an old one at that), and since it's using essentially the same GPU architecture as any old PC, a new PC is just going to have more balls in the pixel department. However, no one is trying to push the PC GPU boundaries atm, and the most recent example of which is Crysis (undeniably the best looking PC game ever), which isn't a new game any more. So at this very second,...
Your friends got tired of building levels because they lack creativity or ambition. That's why most people give up on doing things for themselves. I don't think that the game can rationally be blamed for that. Besides, once your friends realized they didn't have the discipline to BUILD a game, they went right back to PLAYING it. So... the game must be pretty good, huh?
Sure, Resistance 2 isn't as great as Gears 2, but it is as great as Halo (Oh no! Blasphemy!). It's got all the s...