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You know that bit in that film Scanners, where the guys head explodes? That's what would happen to me if Shenmue III was announced this year.

5730d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

...is Shenmue III.

5730d ago 3 agree0 disagreeView comment

I still have that same demo you speak of. I watched the FFVII trailer on it almost religiously. And when I got the game, it still exceeded expectations.

5731d ago 6 agree0 disagreeView comment

There must be something wrong with me.

5731d ago 13 agree3 disagreeView comment

I've got a Xbox 360, Wii and PS3 and I say...hells yeah you should! It's the best console of this generation now that it isn't priced at stupid dollars and silly cents.

5731d ago 7 agree1 disagreeView comment

Pfft. How many Zelda games have we all seen in our lifetime?

How many first person shooters set in dreary environments have we had to endure?

How many Team Ico games have we ever had the pleasure of immersing ourselves in?

Exactly.

5731d ago 2 agree2 disagreeView comment

that have 30 minute news breaks during the middle. Yay!

5731d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

Snake

5731d ago 4 agree1 disagreeView comment

This is a serious question.

5732d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

10 reasons to hate on Uncharted 2

1. Glazy, weird looking eyes on some characters
2. Gameplay segments featuring the relentless slaughtering of enemies, completely at odds with the family-toned nature of the cutscenes. Ooh look, Nathan made a pithy one-liner despite having just murdered a hundred mercenaries.
3. A formulaic end boss encounter
4. Respawning enemies
5. The femme fatale that didn't even look remotely attractive
...

5732d ago 3 agree5 disagreeView comment

that he didn't include the continued secrecy surrounding Tali's physical appearance as a reason. I wanna know wat dat bitch looks like!

Great article though, good fun to read and clearly intended to be taken with a pinch of salt. I loved the game and I'm sure the writer did too.

5732d ago 1 agree1 disagreeView comment

fap fap fap fap fap fap

Ahh, I'm blind!!

I really should think of something more constructive to write.

5732d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

Snarf, snarf.

5732d ago 0 agree2 disagreeView comment

How much is it in pound sterling folks?

5732d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

in the style of the first two. 2d, traditional point 'n' clicking, complete with those beautiful hand-drawn environments that haven't aged a day. Would be ideal for Xbox Live Marketplace/PSN, non?

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So that means we have to endure these cringe-worthy segments in order to get the trophies. Sorry guys, I love Yakuza 2 and 3, but Sega was right to cut the hostess clubs from number 3. The concept of hostesses is just flat out creepy, not to mention mind-numblingly dull when you have to romance them in virtual form.

Cutting out 20+ of the side missions though, that was pretty unacceptable.

5732d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

and have kept all the games that I liked/loved. So I'm not as excited about this news as I'd like to be.

5732d ago 1 agree1 disagreeView comment

But you cannot deny, that 7 minute "trailer" is on-the-money brilliance. And it's nice to see that some choreographers still know how to shoot a fight scene. None of that frantic swing-the-camera-around-while- cutting-every-half-a-second nonsense that's prevalent in Hollywood these days.

5732d ago 7 agree1 disagreeView comment

But wasn't Legacy Of Kain: Defiance the third title in the Soul Reaver trilogy?

5733d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

Can't stand that website, the layout is a personal affront to my eyes.

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