Hells bells, those online trophies were a bitch, seriously. Took as much time to get as the whole single player campaign did. I wouldn't have mind so much if the multiplayer wasn't such a hackjob of unresponsive controls and poorly implemented gameplay choices (appearing on the radar for all to see everytime you sprint!!! What a load of bullcrap).
fuck that drivel. I'm here for some Tropic Thunder love.
"All right fellas, we're gonna make camp, rest up. Y'all might be in for a treat. You know back before the war broke out I was a saucier in San Antone. I bet I could collar up some of them greens, yeah, some crawfish out the paddy, yo'! Ha! I'm makin' some crabapples for dessert now, yo! Hell yeah, ha!"
Apart from gays, but who cares about them.
Know what I'm sayin'?
Kotick would probably summon the devil as a special move or something.
I just made whipped cream in my pants. I'd bonk every single one of those bints.
A sequel nobody wanted, to a game no one liked.
I was really enjoying it up to that ending, but then all of it's good work was almost completely undone with the most randomly pretentious claptrap inserted at the end.
I'd like to also nominate Heavy Rain. David Cage said there would be no voodoo shit this time, so why on earth did he think it would be a good idea to have the Origami Killer be a demonic, tutu-sporting Buddist monk from the future. It was all going so swimmingly.
Is this fella taking the piss or what?
I'll be getting this day one. Had my eye on it for a long time now.
Well you can.
I had no idea a second Dragon Age was even announced. And yet I'm suddenly gazing upon the boxart for it! Bioware are churning this one out quickly aren't they.
WHOSE RESPONSIBLE THIS?!?!
gives Crackdown 2 an 8 but dishes out a 7 to the far superior likes of Heavy Rain and Alan Wake. Balderdash!
The ultimate in repetitive gameplay and incoherent storytelling. What an overrated crap-fest.
If you cut him he bleeds coinage.
It's like a modern day Another World. Good times.
I've had a PS3 for half a year and I'm only starting to go through its back catalogue now. Picked up Heavenly Sword and Metal Gear Cut-Scene 4 in the past two weeks for £6 and £10 respectively. Haven't really played much of either of them yet because I'm so darned close to getting a platinum for Red Dead Redemption, but once that's out of the way I'll really delve into them. Valkryia Chronicles is on the agenda at some point too. Maybe even Folklore; some...
There's nothing strange about that whatsoever.
Final Fantasy VII
Final Fantasy VIII
The Adventures Of Alundra
Vagrant Story
Vandal Hearts
Mass Effect 2
Final Fantasy X
Silver
The Legend Of Dragoon
Knights Of The Old Republic
Those are the games that have fuelled my RPG fire.