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I tend to find that my penis is a good enough gift for any girlfriend. Don't have to pay anything for it either.

5807d ago 0 agree2 disagreeView comment

But lest we not forget, GamesRadar gave FFXIII a perfect score aswell. They do allow themselves to be swept away on a tide of hyperbole from time to time.

5807d ago 2 agree6 disagreeView comment

I'd have never guessed they would be THIS positive though. I'm seeing nothing but 9's everywhere.

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did you ever manage to get up to 4 bubbles?

5807d ago 2 agree1 disagreeView comment

what game Alan Wake is in.

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Depending on the scenario, yes he can be surviving. But in other sections he is actively seeking out to kill folk. He doesn't HAVE to board that train. He doesn't HAVE to infiltrate the main bad guys base of operations just to nick a map or locate a tomb or whatever it was he was doing. There's nothing stopping him from turning around and walking away. I think he is a murderer, no matter how you dress it up. Which would be fine in most other games, but like I said before, it...

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but rather of could. Could I defend myself from wave upon wave of mercenaries? Of course not. Do I believe that Nathan Drake could defend himself from wave upon wave of mercenaries according to the way he is portrayed in cut-scenes? Fuck no! That's my issue, he's like two completely different people depending on whether you're watching him or controlling him. It's like taking Indiana Jones out of Raiders and sticking him in Commando.

5807d ago 1 agree2 disagreeView comment

Wait for the embargo.

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Very schizophrenic, and the character of Drake suffers for it. Hey look, he's a charming Indiana-alike with a gift for the gab. Oh look now, he's a merciless mass-murderer.

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I didn't even know about her until I saw that now infamous interview she conducted with David Jaffe. She just came across as a massively clueless bint, trying to shoehorn in random humour that merely felt forced and disruptive. I can only assume she's always been that incompetent and has only gotten where she is because of all the throbbing Munn-induced boners she's given to the socially inept gamers who haven't even so much as sniffed a woman in real life.

5807d ago 1 agree4 disagreeView comment

I'll be buying this. Unique games like Limbo deserve our unflagging support.

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He's a fuckbarn.

5809d ago 3 agree5 disagreeView comment

Whatever this guy is getting paid...it's too much.

5809d ago 10 agree1 disagreeView comment

I just flat-out hate them.

5810d ago 1 agree3 disagreeView comment

Fahrenheit
Max Payne 2: The Fall Of Max Payne
Dreamfall

All classics.

5811d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

Oh well, time to whip out the ol' weiner I guess.

Edit - Then again, that article doesn't appear to be up anymore. Still waitin'.

5812d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

is create a definitive Top 10 Most Awesome Video Game Tits...OF ALL TIIIIIIME list.

Because it hasn't been done yet.

5812d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

but it was still a hell of a lot more enjoyable than the personality-void twelfth installment though.

5812d ago 4 agree4 disagreeView comment

Not long until it comes out.

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I hit my neighbour's house.

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