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11 year old little turds with a filthy mouth. If I was a moderator on Xbox Live I'd dish out an instant ban to every single one of the little fuckers.

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She looks like a crack whore. Like a dope fiend. Like a car wreck. Burnt out. Off the rails. A proper lil Lindsay Lohan.

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It's been aeons since I executed a fatality. One of life's more simple pleasures.

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I've been shooting and jumping over things years already, I'm bored of it now. But the emotional connection that I feel towards characters, or a compelling narrative that I don't want to end; that's what I savour in a game now.

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I see good storytelling as an evolution in gaming these days. Gaming budgets are becoming bigger and bigger, graphics have flourished to the point where showing emotion is easier and developers have to take advantage of that. I feel that developers like Team Ico, Quantic Dream, Remedy and Bioware understand this. It's not enough these days to create ultra tight, responsive controls or in-built physics that enable platforming jumps to be precisely timed or whatever; these days, it's...

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I feel like I should avert my gaze, or bow whilst chanting "I'M NOT WORTHY, I'm NOT WORTHY!"

Or maybe you're just very very very very neutral.

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It's because you don't know what she looks like, so you have to resort to using your imagination to fill in those *ahem* physical gaps, which in its own weird way makes her a more enticing prospect.

Hence why the reveal will inevitably be a soul-crushing disappointment. 'Cos she'll never be as hot as you imagined her.

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I want to see Tali's booty.

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no other game will matter.

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Probably not until next year. Which is unfortunate, as it would've been the ultimate Christmas gift to me!

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please don't say that. Can't 2010 be defined by something that isn't a run-of-the-mill fps?

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I couldn't agree with you more. And yet, this is the type of garbage that accumulates a score of 94 on Metacritic.

Boggles the mind.

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It was a refreshing read, and you know what? A lot of those games do make a good case for being overrated. A lot of raving rabid fanboys won't be able to handle it, but the fact of the matter is that game critics routinely hand out perfect scores for games that they later berate and pick holes into with passing time.

I love LittleBigPlanet. I wouldn't exactly call it overrated, but it suffers from undeniable flaws. It's level editor is needlessly obtuse and ...

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My proudest platinum.

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if you buy it.

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Water is wet, cats lick their own arseholes and marshmallows are light.

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EA ought to be building on the legacy of their Mirror's Edge franchise (or lack thereof atm). Come on EA, get a sequel out, the sales will build!

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have the greatest soundtracks I've heard in a video game. They're perfect; so evocative and memorable.

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There's nothing worse than motion control accessories. Look at how wild Nintendo have gotten with needless add-ons in a bold attempt to pinch every penny from the consumer. I thought Sony were better than that.

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A key example is Red Dead Redemption. In order to obtain the platinum, you actually have to spend more time with the multiplayer than you do the single player campaign; and that's just plain wrong. The multiplayer is an after-thought in that game, whereas all the immense joy can be found in the SP. You fucked up Rockstar, should have just made all the trophies exclusive to the SP.

As is stated above, Uncharted 2 definitely got it right.

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