CRank: 5Score: 80590

Time to tear this site a new chocolate log flume ride.

5678d ago 0 agree1 disagreeView comment

Pick any game, he's contractually obligated to cry in all of them.

5678d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

This guy must have a DeLorean and a shitload of plutonium judging by the way he's able to keep making these predictions. It's not a very good DeLorean though according to how often he gets it wrong.

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is that the gaming community will probably get a third installment of Left4Dead before Half Life: Episode 3. And that's nuttin' but injustice.

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It's the kids mainly. They're intolerable. I barely use it anymore anyway, I've got free PSN.

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but too riddled with technical flaws to deserve the near-perfect score it has on MetaCritic. There's a superabundance of glitches and the game has frozen on me 4 times by my count. The multiplayer is utter bobbins too.

Still a brilliant game though, jus' sayin'.

5679d ago 6 agree5 disagreeView comment

Buy it, and a winner is you!

5679d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

He's also the sole reason I avoid destructoid like a piss-drenched hobo.

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Mirror's Edge is an acquired taste sure. It's a marmite game, you either love it or hate it. And those of us who loved it really loved it.

5680d ago 4 agree0 disagreeView comment

Aren't there enough beat-em-up crossovers on the horizon already?! Now they're mixing up Street Fighter and Tekken...is the industry really that devoid of ideas? Capcom needs to stop milking the teat of Street Fighter every which way it can and do something unexpected. How about a sequel to Power Stone or Rival Schools; franchises that are long due a ressurection.

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It's just that it was all a bit undone by Nolan North's jockisms. Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if the Prince's real name was revealed to be Chad, or Chuck, or Brody, or Brett.

Elika on the other hand...now there was a far more tantalizing proposition. She really deserves to be seen more of. Not in terms of nudity (though I wouldn't complain), but in future sequels or spin-offs.

She was purrrrrrrty.

5680d ago 2 agree1 disagreeView comment

from someone who has Parappa as his avatar.

5680d ago 7 agree1 disagreeView comment

srs bsns

5680d ago 3 agree1 disagreeView comment

and no FFVII?! This is an outrage. I want to commit mass murder.

5680d ago 1 agree2 disagreeView comment

surprisingly heavy stuff from what I recall. Lots of bad shit went down.

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then LittleBigPlanet 2 is the big one for me. That looks like infinite amounts of fun.

Next year? Yakuza 4. Can't get enough of those happy clappy jappy chappies beating the snot out of each other.

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is the mute protagonist. Not only does it not make a lick of sense (everyone can talk apart from me? riiiiiiiight) but it detracts from the experience by not giving your character any personality; they're just an empty vessel the player controls...and I hate that to my very core. The obvious counterpoint for this design choice is that it allows you to inhabit the character, to become them and be more immersed as a result, but I think that's horseshit. As the player I'm not giv...

5680d ago 3 agree1 disagreeView comment

not after what Ice-Tea said.

5680d ago 4 agree1 disagreeView comment

So take off all yo clothes.

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once I got my PS3 7 months ago and realized that I liked it a hell of a lot more than I did my two year old 360. I can't help it; consoles aren't kids, it's easy to pick a favourite.

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