CRank: 5Score: 33840

Father Tom Chick, the douchiest douche on metacritic, just stole Polygon's thunder with Quarter to Three's 3/5 score http://www.quartertothree.c... going on metacritic as 60/100. And yes it dropped the average.

Polygon's review incidentally, is rocket science in comparison. Chick finds the "popcorn zombies" as he calls em, too un...

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LOL!

--goes to push taped glasses up nose, realises not wearing any-- :o

:p

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The week that wouldn't end. This is unprecedented. And the cherry on top is Witcher 2 was a 360 console exclusive. Oh boy.

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Well, sometimes where there's smoke there's fire. Like if someone was on the ignore list of 20-30 people. Might be something to it. Or that 96% on meta.

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@MassEffect23
This is the absolute worst week in MS' XBox history, and the facepalms just keep coming. Kojima's got Keifer Sutherland talking about the honor of playing Snake, Cage has Ellen Page impressed out of her mind, Don Mattrick winds up in the balcony with those two old men from the Muppets lol.

@Godz
That kinda Star Trek holodeck stuff would be great, but the tech ain't there yet. With what we have to work with right now, they should still...

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@Godz
They weren't?

1) "The second you get the controller something turns off in the heart, and it becomes a sport."

2) "Lucas was quick to add that the gaming industry can and will probably achieve that kind empathetic characters, but it hasn’t so far because the effort has been thwarted by hard-core gamers who enjoy onscreen violence too much."

So hardcore male gamers are just violent neanderthals? ...

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@Spinal
This! Problem is, those 2 old men are in bed with the wrong partner and are out of touch with the medium of games as a whole. Bold generalisations considering Steve's spawn play COD, and isn't he also doing a Halo TV thing? Dude, that's exactly the kind of pew pew 'sport' Lucas is deriding. So on the eve of The Last of Us coming out, they're talkin' up Kinect with Mattrick. Why weren't these 2 frumps sitting beside David Cage at TRIBECA?!

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Sterling has been shootin' an all time high the past few weeks. Killstreaks everywhere. Perfect k/d ratio. Very pro-consumer, very good. "Let the videogame equivalent of inbred aristocracies wither and #*% rot." <--- gold

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omfg, the guy whose most disappointing game of 2011 was Uncharted 3 says DRM is good, don't buy used, feel sorry for big budget games like AC that need mo' money, and that Sony is playing all of us. Wotta shouche, ie shill-douche

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Please tell me they didn't actually say this! Shoulda kept this the over-the-top punny Saints Row of zombie games. In a post Walking Dead and the Last of Us world, now it's just generic. Waste of an exclusive.

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Omg, why didn't they play this at the conference over say, AC4??? Plays like a boss, and its exclusive

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@dedicatedtogamers
Nothing to kid, White Knight Chronicles sold almost 900,000 which is pretty damn good for a new niche JRPG http://www.vgchartz.com/gam...

That's more than other PS3 exclusives like Twisted Metal, Starhawk, LBP Karting, PS All Stars Battle Royale, Motorstorm Apocalypse, Socom 4, Disgaea 4, Yakuza: Dead Souls, 3D Dot Game Heroe...

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"..who has incited the rage of Sony fanboys by daring to give it a 7.5/10"

Easy with the 'fanboy' term there Ben, I've seen ya wave the 360 flag loud and proud on Reviews on the Run for years along with Scott C Jones who on air has said he only uses PS3 for BluRays. Pot/kettle buddy.

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What's to explain? Everybody hated Kinect Star Wars, it did 55 on metacritic. They want a medal? There's also 3 Vita games there. Differenet platform standards. Just seems funny they'd give a polished well recieved JRPG like Ni No Kuni the same 6.5/10 they gave the intentionally broken and dated Deadly Premonition Directors Cut.

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Nobody talks about BioShock Infinite anymore clarkdef, like most AAA sequels this year it failed to sell through. Ni No Kuni, a new IP, sold more on PS3.

GTA is yet another sequel. Back to San Andreas. This is like the 10th GTA game. What's the historical significance?

New IPs with great debuts like TLOU will go down in history as "more important" because they simply don't happen very often. You're only new once. Just ask DMC.

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Sly Cooper Thieves in Time
Polygon 6/10
Metacritic 75%

Ni No Kuni
Polygon 6.5/10
Metacritic 85%

God of War Ascension
Polygon 7/10
Metacritic 80%

The Last of Us
Polygon 7.5/10
Metacritic 96%

See a trend this year? I do. So does former media manager Jeff Rubenstein 4681d ago 4 agree1 disagreeView comment

@kevnb
Didn't seem to bother Polygon in Dead Space 3, Halo 4 and Gears of War Judgment which they rated way OVER the industry average. Ridiculously so for the universally lowest rated entries in those series.

Funny then how exclusives Ni No Kuni, God of War Ascension, Sly Cooper and Last of Us ALL got thrown under the bus this year way BELOW the industry average. Suddenly Polygon are gaming auteurs?

Gimme a break. A blind man could read between th...

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I read it, the Polygon guy took off points for the exact things that Edge added points for. Guy basically admits he's a p***y and couldn't handle the depressing in yo' face finality of the gameplay. That and MS gave 'em a 750k grant once upon a time to fund their coming out party documentary as confirmed by Arthur Gies on Twitter -cough-

In layman's terms, 6.5 to Ni No Kuni and 7.5 to TLOU but 8.0 to Remember Me = you're transparent and you're stil...

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I say good! Multiplayer/coop shoehorning as a whole is killing games. Did Dead Space 2 need MP? NO! Did Dead Space 3 need co-op? NO! Fuse was built around co-op and it bombed. Hard. No need to follow. BioShock Infinte shows it aint necessary.

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